I think i made it guys, i'm a Chad now

Owen Bailey
Owen Bailey

open fridge
see a spider in there
squash it with a bottle like it's nothing, wasn't even panicking for half a minute
I think i made it guys, i'm a Chad now.

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Henry Campbell
Henry Campbell

see thin spider
pick it up with index finger and thumb
squish it
wash hands
no panic at all
feel like ultra chad

Isaiah Watson
Isaiah Watson

Sees a crearure thousands of time smaller than I am

Isn't afraid

"Yeah, I'm a chad"

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

Bruh what the fuck, you're a savage.

Jaxson Jenkins
Jaxson Jenkins

See wild Tarantula crawling up wall
Size of a large hand
Pick it up with bare hand
Y'all ain't got shit on this

John Fisher
John Fisher

Not grabbing it, tossing it in the freezer and posting a pic later.

Grayson Brown
Grayson Brown

EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
GROSS
YUCKY
YUCKY
YUCKY
YUCKY
GO AWAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
STOP
GET IT AWAY

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Nathaniel Johnson
Nathaniel Johnson

killing spiderbros
What a fag

Michael Gonzalez
Michael Gonzalez

have had a spider in the corner of my room for a week or two
he kills stuff for me
actually feels like a bro
What the fuck guys come on spiders are cool.

William Collins
William Collins

This. Fuck you OP, the only chad here are the spiders who face the hairy goliaths with open arms and just want to help.

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Jaxson Powell
Jaxson Powell

spiderbros
Please go back.

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Brody Thomas
Brody Thomas

bro is a plebbit word
You post 2016 faggots are so fucking obsessed with that shithole.

Michael Moore
Michael Moore

"Why no, I'm not afraid. How could you tell?"

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Oliver Cooper
Oliver Cooper

in the summer time
when the weather is hot
all the normalfags
are getting caught
when the weather's fine
you've got facebook
you've got facebook on your mind

Bentley Butler
Bentley Butler

Why would you crush an innocent bug? I feel bad for every animal. Struggling constantly for basics like warmth and food.

They don't suffer like an advanced life form like me from knowing good and evil, but they certainly must be scared and confused. Humans are capable of higher thought and have no reason to be afraid of such concepts as "icky bug". You have a frontal cortex, act like it

With women this especially pisses me off cause that screaming shit just makes me wanna slit their throat. I'll give you something to scream about stfu. My own mom got a roach put down her pants cause of that screaming bullcrap

Chase Jackson
Chase Jackson

"Wow Chad, the way you just killed an innocent creature minding it's own business, with no remorse, just made me swoon"

Ayden Hernandez
Ayden Hernandez

If robots were creatures, they would be spiders

Jayden Ramirez
Jayden Ramirez

You're retarded. Bug literally have no thoughts, feelings, or emotions whatsoever. They are soulless automatons and deserve every bad thing that happens to them.

Samuel Jenkins
Samuel Jenkins

be spider in giant spider gang
find some cool, cold place with lots of nutrients
me and spider friends consume lots of food, lay thousands and thousands of eggs
soon, we will have an entire army that can conquer the whole forest
spider bros tell me to go to the top, scope out more food
bright light flashes, look up, some massive figure
see a bottle
die

Carson Reyes
Carson Reyes

I feel bad for every animal.
wanna slit their throat
Yikes!

Xavier Stewart
Xavier Stewart

not picking it up with your bare hands and putting it outside

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

I had to have a coworker kill the spider that keeps respawning at work cause it got too big. I hate them why do they exist

Kayden Allen
Kayden Allen

vacuuming out car
a fucking wasp flies right in front of me
vacuum it up without thinking

Kayden Cox
Kayden Cox

It's a fucking tarantula, they can't even hurt you

Chase Taylor
Chase Taylor

This is the only correct answer. I don't want it in my house because it may freak people out but it doesn't deserve to die based on looks. If things should be killed for being creepy looking 80% of posters here would be dead, me included. I wouldn't mind being put away though, somewhere people won't look at me weird anymore, like the spider does.

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Leo Diaz
Leo Diaz

Great post and way of thinking bro. Lotsa respect (I still can't stop killing everything that comes in my way though)

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Jaxon Turner
Jaxon Turner

How do you know they have no thoughts? Are you mind reader, or an article parroter?

Thomas Rogers
Thomas Rogers

catch the spider and set it free outside
That's what a real chad would do.

Gavin Davis
Gavin Davis

oh yeah, why don't go out and try to do that with a
real girl see how much a chad you really are, incel

Nathan Anderson
Nathan Anderson

A real chad wouldn't even care that there's a spider.