see a spider in there
squash it with a bottle like it's nothing, wasn't even panicking for half a minute
I think i made it guys, i'm a Chad now.
I think i made it guys, i'm a Chad now
see thin spider
pick it up with index finger and thumb
no panic at all
feel like ultra chad
Sees a crearure thousands of time smaller than I am
"Yeah, I'm a chad"
Bruh what the fuck, you're a savage.
See wild Tarantula crawling up wall
Size of a large hand
Pick it up with bare hand
Y'all ain't got shit on this
Not grabbing it, tossing it in the freezer and posting a pic later.
GET IT AWAY
What a fag
have had a spider in the corner of my room for a week or two
he kills stuff for me
actually feels like a bro
What the fuck guys come on spiders are cool.
This. Fuck you OP, the only chad here are the spiders who face the hairy goliaths with open arms and just want to help.
Please go back.
bro is a plebbit word
You post 2016 faggots are so fucking obsessed with that shithole.
"Why no, I'm not afraid. How could you tell?"
in the summer time
when the weather is hot
all the normalfags
are getting caught
when the weather's fine
you've got facebook
you've got facebook on your mind
Why would you crush an innocent bug? I feel bad for every animal. Struggling constantly for basics like warmth and food.
They don't suffer like an advanced life form like me from knowing good and evil, but they certainly must be scared and confused. Humans are capable of higher thought and have no reason to be afraid of such concepts as "icky bug". You have a frontal cortex, act like it
With women this especially pisses me off cause that screaming shit just makes me wanna slit their throat. I'll give you something to scream about stfu. My own mom got a roach put down her pants cause of that screaming bullcrap
"Wow Chad, the way you just killed an innocent creature minding it's own business, with no remorse, just made me swoon"
If robots were creatures, they would be spiders
You're retarded. Bug literally have no thoughts, feelings, or emotions whatsoever. They are soulless automatons and deserve every bad thing that happens to them.
be spider in giant spider gang
find some cool, cold place with lots of nutrients
me and spider friends consume lots of food, lay thousands and thousands of eggs
soon, we will have an entire army that can conquer the whole forest
spider bros tell me to go to the top, scope out more food
bright light flashes, look up, some massive figure
see a bottle
I feel bad for every animal.
wanna slit their throat
not picking it up with your bare hands and putting it outside
I had to have a coworker kill the spider that keeps respawning at work cause it got too big. I hate them why do they exist
vacuuming out car
a fucking wasp flies right in front of me
vacuum it up without thinking
It's a fucking tarantula, they can't even hurt you
This is the only correct answer. I don't want it in my house because it may freak people out but it doesn't deserve to die based on looks. If things should be killed for being creepy looking 80% of posters here would be dead, me included. I wouldn't mind being put away though, somewhere people won't look at me weird anymore, like the spider does.
Great post and way of thinking bro. Lotsa respect (I still can't stop killing everything that comes in my way though)
How do you know they have no thoughts? Are you mind reader, or an article parroter?
catch the spider and set it free outside
That's what a real chad would do.
oh yeah, why don't go out and try to do that with a
real girl see how much a chad you really are, incel
A real chad wouldn't even care that there's a spider.