Weekly family stories thread

How insecure do you have to be to complain about trannies in a thread where trannies almost never come up.

a man pretending to be a girl online is basically a tranny. sorry that you are so new and naive you're not aware that one of the tripniggers that tries to force this thread isn't actually a female

How insecure do you have to be to assume a person who's been here since the old threads is "new and naive" when nothing he said indicates such.

this tranny chaser is sizzling lol

How insecure do you have to be to change the subject when it's not going your way, and lower yourself to "u mad" levels of shitposting when the opposition clearly isn't even angry to begin with.

i hate my fucking mother and i hope she gets the most painful form of cancer there is

sizzle sizzle

Well at least you've stopped being annoying, all is well in the end.

Its funny the ppl complaining are just literally extending the thread lifespan, technically the threads never live long, and the last time they did was purely by luck.

extending the lifespan by encouraging tranny chases to froth and rage? weird logic. take your meds and/or get help.

How insecure do you have to be to not realize these threads were tranny talk free until you arrived, implying you're obsessed with trannies and love talking about them.

you sound like a broken record kid. pick up a book and learn a new phrase. stop taking estrogen. stop whacking it trannies. get help.

How insecure do you have to be to not realize you're repeating the same thing over and over as well, in an off topic venue no less. But it's okay, we get you're obsessed with trannies, I don't think anyone here will spite you for it.

you are obsessed. get a grip on your life. please. think of your own family.

>be soulless doll, unable to form bonds with others or feel "love"
>this includes family

I've never felt anything special towards family that'd differentiate them from other people. It's been a while since I've lived with them, but they haven't stopped trying to contact me. I always assumed my parents would lose interest in me until they were old and sickly, this has been wrong though. I've literally never told any of them that I "love" them, so I don't know why they insist on pursuing a continuous relationship with me. I think they interpret my behavior as being "tsundere", so they're probably assuming I have special feelings towards them.

I think people are a hassle and prefer not to have to deal with them. Lately, when I ignore their calls, I think "I can just wait until they die.". However, this is not viable, and they could live for multiple decades. Continuing to ignore them only makes them try harder to contact me. And not ignoring them seems to empower them to contact me more.

How do I get out of this? This might sound retarded, but I'm completely autistic when it comes to emotions.

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What do you mean by smushing? I've been being bullied all week and its been annoying.

How insecure do you have to be to pretend the person you're talking to has the same problems you have, when he's said nothing to give you that impression.

here we go, the samefagging begins already. what a convenient set up that master tripfag and samefag extraordinaire is here just in time

How have you been bullied?

Nooo what did that fucker do to you. And idk I just wanna smush you, don't worry about it.

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He has taken to the habit of grabbing my sides and squeezing me, but it tickles really bad but he thinks it is just fun to tickle me until I'm close to peeing myself.

Why do these fuckers wanna tickle us so bad, it's not fun and was never fun, blahhh.

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>he thinks it is just fun to tickle me until I'm close to peeing myself

Sounds pretty fun to me.

Even if people are a hassle, they also provide some benefits. Beyond the emotional (which seems a lost cause in your case), there are still concrete advantages. You should establish a base level of contact with them. This way, you can maintain minimal contact, and they will be satisfied as well.

No clue. I have never been into tickling, giving or receiving. Even so, I would guess they enjoy being able to get a reaction out of you, and elicit sounds and expressions that they don't usually hear/see.

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I showered with my 9yo niece earlier today

>in bathroom cleaning tub
>he comes in and starts tickling me
>bite his arm which makes him start doing it more
>flailing around desperately trying to escape
>end up slapping him across the face multiple times
>he pouts and leaves
>shut bathroom door and lock it so can finish cleaning

I started reading Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun because of you, Anonette, and I love it. You've got good taste.

I'm basically picturing you and your brother as Chiyo and Nozaki now and it's really cute.

Boy that is creepy

I'm sorry. I didn't mean for it to come off that way.

>tfw you're mega homo
>like pink pill homo
>have a thing for your brother
>probably won't ever act on it or share it with anyone
>come here once
>people were talking about a trans person that wanted to fuck their dad
>everyone was acting like they were disgusting
>hold off until now
I don't plan on doing anything. I'm just blog posting.

I think the disgust might have been more because it involved a parent and child.

Because tickling and teasing girls is fun, duh.

How did it compare to the last 50 showers. Also stop it.
Yes good job.
Yaaay. I should probably read it one of these days instead of getting depressed over no season 2.

I guess I'll share a little bit about why I've been in a bad place, since nothing else is going on and I did fucking nothing today. I just feel like I want there to be a next step with my brother, like a big leap that'll somehow make us feel more legit or something. We're already sorta dating and living together and having sex though, so like, what the hell is next. Even if we weren't siblings it would be too soon to get married, and we can't have kids, and we can't tell anyone we're together, so... are we just gonna stagnate like this or what. And it's like, if we never got together and he just stayed a really cool and close big brother to me I think we could've stayed like that forever and been fine. But since we're in a relationship now, if it stagnates and backpedals, it'll feel like I fucked up, and wasted both our time and lives. I dunno.

Sorry for the confusing wall of text, I'm gonna go eat orange chicken until I pass out or die.

Have you told your brother any of this?

Kinda. I haven't told him it's why I've been down but hopefully he's putting two and two together. And I've mentioned I'm afraid of stagnating offhand but not so much backpedaling. He's just kinda like "Yeah most couples don't have as much sex after a while, that's normal and I think it's a good thing if we're together long enough for that to happen" and he's right but ehhhh.

There is nothing wrong with your relationship stagnating that is perfectly normal. Being comfortable in your relationship is what matters and constantly worrying about trying to do more is just going to lead you down a trip of self doubt and such. Ask yourself if you are happy as things are and if so there is nothing wrong with that. People who are married for 30 years aren't always going higher and higher. It becoming more and more normal as you go on just means that you guys are settling into your relationship and allowing youselves to relax around each other without expecting too much from each other. It is normal so don't stress about it, if anything it is a good thing.

fuck you tripfag animeposter you are worthless

What's holding you back from telling him more about this?

the next step? Rings.

I guess I feel like vocalizing my fear of backsliding will make it happen. It's stupid. And all this is pretty dumb and irrational anyway, I didn't say I was depressed for good reasons. I'm feeling mostly okay now.
I guess that's an idea.

Whatever I'm doing fine now, it's no big deal. Chris how are you, Couch how are you, half twin shit mom user how and where are you, anyone else how are you.

Nothing wrong with being normal. That just means you are both settling into your relationship. Like today all we did was go get groceries and I cooked us burgers on the grill. Spent other time just watching tv or she would be playing a game on her tablet she got into. Boring is fine sometimes.

Just checking on the thread before bed. Have early day at work tomorrow.

No I get that, I have more fun doing nothing at home with him then forcing myself to go out and do something. I don't really know what the problem is I guess.

Okay wasn't gonna bring this up because it's stupid buuuuuut we were talking about anal the other day and my brother said I maybe don't feel anything because I'm not in the right mindset and he showed me videos to "make it look more appealing". It was weird and gross and stupid, although I think I have a pornstar crush now, Tweetney, disgustingly cute, but I guess my point is maybe anal would feel like a next step. I don't know maybe I'm dumb. Is anal that big a deal for guys?

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>go on autistic, literally, tangent about the murdered girl to my dad
>he starts lecturing me about men
>says I've already been with a bad guy before
>says sometimes he thinks about changing the locks on the door and keeping me in
>I should let him screen all people I'm interested in
>"You know I've never been a fan of how you find women attractive as well but that actually makes me more comfortable at times."
I've never felt so unusually safe before

You shouldn't feel pressured to do anal just because your brother wants to and you're afraid of stagnation.

If you're not sure, you could always try anal play first - have him finger your asshole and see if that does anything for you.

Thats... interesting.
He's fingered it before and I felt almost nothing that's why he brought it up again. At this point I'm not opposed it just seems like a lot of work.

What's also interesting is that I conveniently have a lot of experience with anal so I can asnwer pretty much any question.

Uhhh okay. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh how do you guarantee no poop.

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enema beforehand.

Moshi Moshi Desu! - Episode 21:

user: Anyan-san, did you see this article about my thousand folds dragon in the newspaper today?

Anyan: No I didn't user-sama! Is it about your big reward because of your enormusu victory over Negroid Prime and his villainous counter part, The White Bandit?

That's not it at all! It seems like Negroid and The Bandit has fused together, and stolen my prized thousand folds dragon! He's know called the Negroid Bandit!

Next time on Moshi Moshi Desu! Will user-sama get million folds dragon back in time for the big enormousu origami competetion, hucanoofoldebest? Will Negroid Prime and The White Bandit ever be stopped? Find out next time, on Moshi Moshi Desu!

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Guarentee? Proper prepping by using an enema. What may be good enough for you? A healthy diet and a trip to the toilet. What I would suggest is go for a test run with a toy if you have one. If it comes out clean enough for you after a less thorough method then run with it. Prepping is easy though. You can spend around twenty minutes with an enema bulb and be good. Give it about half an hour for the extra water to soak in and you should be good to go. If you want to get the perfect result it takes a lot more.

Anal isn't even that great. The one time I tried it with a girl it was a shit ton of effort to force it in and only to reasom the inner asshole is basically completely smooth and barely stimulating. Vaginal is infinitely better because it's actually made dor dick and has textures to the walls

>Spent most of my childhood around my dad's side of the family
>Pretty much always dreaded hanging out with them since I was a kid
>Super boring and/or judgemental
>Felt like the black sheep
>Last Christmas I decide I want to move back to my home state so I visit my mom's side of the family for Christmas
>Have a really fucking good time with them, pretty much the first time I've ever actually felt like part of a family because my parents are divorced
>I ask my grandma if I can move in with her and she says yes
>News spreads to everyone else in the house and get offers from other people to move in too
>Decide to move in with grandpa because he lives alone and I'd feel like I was intruding less (grandma and him are divorced but they still get along for the kids, unlike my parents)
I'm now staying with my grandmother until my grandpa has everything set up. I bought my first car too, and my grandma's husband has been helping me fix it. I'm honestly the happiest I've been in years I think

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So don't eat spicy food or mountains of orange chicken lol. Okay thanks though.
Also we should probably get lube right? I thought I couldn't get embarrassed talking about sex stuff here anymore, turns out I was wrong, bleh.
See that's what I thought too. I dunnooooo.

You deffo need lube. It's not gonna go well without it.

Why does this bitch put the entire ice cream container in the microwave and melt it till its drinkable to eat it

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Yeah if you plan on taking a trip to the basement don't dump trash in there beforehand. Eat real healthy, maybe even completely vegetarian for a couple days, if you're paranoid. My protein stuffed diet does fine though, it's just that if my BMs are a little loose it's that much more annoying to clean.

YES you need lube. Since you're talking about a real penis you can go with whatever you want. Water based for cost and taste, oil based for natural goodness and peace of mind, or silicone based for the smoothest ride. I wouldn't suggest silicone lube though because if you want to start using toys it eats away at silicone toys!

Also don't feel embarrassed I promise I'm more degenerate than you'll ever be and I'm not even fucking my brother to supplement that.

sup chris and anons, hows everyone tonight? Any familial interactions lately? Watched my sister's house + dog + cat over the weekend...

Listening to my four year old son being excited over a thunderstorm. I love getting to see his enthusiasm in experiences now that he's truly making memories.

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Yeah okay my brother will handle lube if we do this, he knows about that crap.

Uhhhhhhhhhh, any tips on like, learning to like it? Like if he gets it in and it just feels like nothing again.
Also I'm gonna stop talking about this before my brother asks why I'm freaking out and super red.

I have a question about anal too with enemas do you have to use the saline base I heard that it dries up the area and that most people just use warmish water and soapy suds
Whats the best solution to use
I have heard a lot of people use their shower heads on low pressure as well
I am looking to do anal as well because it feels really good with fingers and small toys but I want to go all the way
sorry for no punctuation im phoneposting right now

>My brother will handle the lube if we do this, he knows about that crap
I can't tell what you're implying here. Does he like to play with his butt? Are you making a joke about working on cars? Don't use motor oil!

I like stretching and overworking myself. I'm all about the hole. Personally getting deep and just sliding back and forth just feels like a long poop to me. Kind of why men like it more than us, prostates.

Also you're kind of a loser for backing out of the discussion because of embarrassment.

Just use water. Tap water is fine. Your butt is like a super mouth. It's going to absorb everything. Because of this just use water because it'll suck up the extra. Try with a bulb at first, small investments are good to start with. I'm probably going to get a shower set soon but I need a new job first. I'm out of money.

Kinda surprised no one is asking about the actual act. That was always more intimidating to me.

Maybe watch some sissy hypnosis video. That might help.

This is great to read. I am very happy for you, user. It is always great when someone finds the family they've been missing.

Aww! That's adorable. I hope to be a parent someday, as well, and this is the sort of thing I look forward to.

Anal depends on the person it's all about being comfortable. Lube or even spit works juss depends on your size. But also it's taking baby steps let it spread little by little then slowly work it. And toys help as well.

>too nervous to do anything towards family for fear of being rejected

how do I stop

You shouldn't rape your family members user. Love is found through mutual love and understanding. Forcing things won't be doing anyone good.

>I hope to be a parent someday, as well, and this is the sort of thing I look forward to.
I hope you get to be a parent too user. The holidays are especially fun with the kids. This year I'm really looking forward to it because my son is so vocal now and my daughter is going to be pushing 2 so she's more aware of everything.

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I guess I'm "half twin shit mom user".

Mom dodges every question about my biological dad. She either doesn't want me to know who he is or doesn't know herself. Not sure which idea makes me angrier. She and dad are at a standstill, I don't get why they haven't moved forward with a divorce yet. She still wants to take me with her, and says bullshit like she's my only real relative so I should be loyal to her. Want to strangle her.

I tried getting out of my brother's way and sleeping alone, listened to him pace all night and then he came into my room. He said he was leaving again, I made him take me with him, we just drove around and talked then parked and slept before he fell asleep at the wheel. It was kinda fun, still mad at him for leaving the first time but I see the appeal now.

>stop it
no, u cant tell me what to do, youre not even my real dad.

and it was pretty normal today

>the murdered girl
The what now?

>She and dad are at a standstill, I don't get why they haven't moved forward with a divorce yet.
Despite all the issues they've still been married for what I guess were 20+ years, so it's really not that simple.

Also
>she's my only real relative
From a strictly genetic point of view this is objectively false, is she really this quick to forget you have a brother? Is she really this quick to discard her own fucking son?

If it doesn't fit her narrative, I think she will discard anything. From all these accounts, she has gone off the deep end.

Twin-user, was she like this at all before? Or did she seem happy and normal?

You should tell him that you've been seeking advice from some online friends who are very supportive of your love. Also, we enjoy teasing you almost as much as he does.

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Maybe just sleep with your brother anyways, it seems to be doing both of you good, and as long as you two aren't actually doing the deed making your father suspicious shouldn't really matter.

She says half brothers don't count, and mothers and daughters need to stick together more than siblings anyway. It's stupid.
I never suspected her as a crazy person. She's always been stubborn but not like this. I feel like my mom was kidnapped and replaced with an evil clone.

What did you two talk about? Is he opening up more to you? Did he seem to enjoy your company on his excursion this time?
If he is still having trouble sleeping, you should offer to sleep with him again. Maybe you two can explain it your dad better together or offer to leave your door open if he still suspects something.

I didn't mention it but we went back to sleeping together the next night. Not sure when or if we're gonna stop.

Actually most of the conversation was dumb stuff not related to mom or anything. A lot of dumb sleep deprived rambling.

Leaving the door open might work, thanks.

Has anyone explained to her that even though she cheated the past, there still might have been a way to reconcile, but she's throwing everything away by not accepting responsibility? Have you spoken to your family on your mother's side? Maybe they can encourage her to get professional mental help. She's all over the place and needs to get her head in the right space.
Also, how is your father doing now? Are you still showing affection?

She thinks dad and us are the ones throwing everything away. Dad's been in contact with her family and they've reached out to her, that's all I know.

Dad's more relaxed lately. I think he's getting used to everything. I try say I love him every day, sometimes my stupid mental demons stop me though

Have your brother and father gotten any closer? Maybe you should encourage your brother to talk to your father more, if he doesn't already. Tell him how much it would mean to your dad to hear some support from him.

What on earth is up with this meme template? I've seen it a few times and it smells like normiefags, but unlike most normiefag memes, I have no idea how it's supposed to make sense. I feel like the idea is supposed to be that someone (e.g. girls at the end of hentai) does something completely unprovoked, but I can't figure out a way to read that meme that way, and the ways I can think of are probably not funny even by normiefag standards.

>half brothers don't count
I don't know how to break this to you Twingo, but your mom might be retarded.

You could also see it as twin2s mom being ready to accept their relationship should twin2 and brother start fucking

Also what I wanted to actually say is that it still doesn't answer the fact she's throwing one of her children away.

Let's not goad people into incest especially in a trauma context.

What ever happened to that rich European lesbian that supposedly started dyking it out with her sister?

I remember her, I think she went by Austria?

I want answers too

I'll be completely honest here, I'm by no standards robot, o even a cyborg, but I can never shake the feel that I'm doomed to die alone, and I'll always put the blame in my family, specially my mother and my father.

My father was prone to cheating and abandoning. He left me when I was four, like he did with many other of my step-brothers and came back a few years later, due to the fact that no other woman could bear someone like him, when he came back he was voilent and agressive, something that never went well with me (I was a really quiet kid, mom never screamed at me and I never gave her reasons to do so), he was never happy. One time I was leaving for school and I heard my mom scream. I bolted inside the house and saw my mother cry. Years later I learned it was because, to this day, my father was seeing prostitutes and other women. This is the main reason why I can't even think about cheathing on one of my girlfriends, seeing your mother cry changes you, anons.

My mom on the other hand was a master of lies, she would always talk shit about people behind their backs and she stole money from me that I used to get in benefits. I went through a bad depression during my teens because of my father, I was being punched and couldn't talk about m problems at home, which the psychologist from my school told me to do. When I tried to talk to my mother about it, I remember the words she said; "I'm too bus y with work to care about you, do what you want". Not only that, but my mother treated me like a medal. I had good grades at school, I was a great student, and she would never loose a chance to flaunt her genius kid in conversations, but whenever I was simply human and failed, she wouldn't recognize me as her son, she wasen't proud of me anymore, I fucking hate being the topic of the conversation, I hate being treated like I'm going to be a doctor-lawyer-astronaut. I don't give a shit anymore, I just want to be alone.

Sorry for the whiny post, I just wanted out anons.

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I'm very sorry for what's happened to you. You've gone through an incredible amount of pain and you are completely within your rights to vent. We're here for you, if that helps.