Im about an 8/10 in terms of attractiveness, AMA. no, im not chad. i have a "cute" boyish attractiveness...

im about an 8/10 in terms of attractiveness, AMA. no, im not chad. i have a "cute" boyish attractiveness, not a "hot" manly one.
>inb4 "you're not an 8/10!"
wrong

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Women don't like twinks or femboys, your 8/10 only applies if you're gay or bisexual.

I believe you. My body generally gets rated 7-9/10 on /soc/

judging by the thumbnail you're also a fag, am i correct?

you're wrong and you're mean

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You have to realize girls don't like "cute" guys at all, hit the gym and find a passion in life then you will be irresistible

nah you got the big gay son

i dont want to be muscular, it's gross.

let me guess, you're charmed by me and want me to be gay so we are compatible? sorry, im sure you'll find someone else

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Yeah this my problem too. I'm 28 but I look 18, natural blonde hair, boy face and I have a slim ottermode body with a bit of muscle. If I was gay I'd be getting dicked down constantly but women don't want the twink look.

Then good luck finding a girl, you are a weeb and think that being "cute" will help you. Btw when was the last time you had a relationship and sex? Just wondering

never, im pure like fresh snow, thanks for the good luck friend

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how oId are you, what are your plans for the future

Yeah that explains alot, good luck trying to find a girlfriend with that attitude. Women are attracted to dominant and confident men. Nobody wants a submissive virgin like you and nobody finds anime or you "cute". Im just trying to give you advice so you don't die a virgin.

im 18, i have no extensive plans. just gonna go to university, practice my hobbies, and live life.

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it's okay friend, i don't think women are universally like that, but even if that's the case i'd rather die a virgin than become someone i don't want to be.

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you seem relatively happy, how did you end up here

>i dont want to be muscular, it's gross.
I agree, I hate the idea of looking like a big hairy chest-beating chimp. Would rather be a cute lil boy monkey. Idiots here are saying "but girls dont like cute boys" but if you hate yourself then its much harder to get a GF so more important to be able to jack off to yourself in the mirror

because im a robot, everyone is steered towards the place where they belong.

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But women are universally like that. Show me one woman who prefers submissive twinks. Also show me your face if you really think you are an 8/10, or are you scared of your massive ego being destroyed

You do realize being overly confident is a massive turn off? Girls prefer guys who know they can improve and actively strive towards it.
>but in a cute boy im so attractive
If you're not improving yourself it doesn't matter

what continent or, if that isn't too specific, country are you from?

im not nearly as feminine as you seem to think, i don't act "cutesy" irl, i just act a bit aloof. i have feminine facial features and im not very muscular at all, i don't act like one of those flamboyant homosexuals

Do you eat sugar regularly? If so, about how much daily? I'm trying to cut all sugar but fruit and my tea tastes horrible.

How many hours of sleep you have average? If you ever had panda eyes, how long did it take for it to go back to normal?

Are your teeth completly white and or perfect align? Do you think it's worth investing in a dentist for whitening?

Do you take hot showers or cold showers?

Any tips on self-improvement? Even if has been said a thousand times, please at least mention it.

>i have a "cute" boyish attractiveness
a 4/10 then

your personality makes you a 1/10

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But you are projecting the attitude of being cutesy with your anime pictures and even calling yourself "cute". Instead of being content with being who you are just imagine for a moment who you dream to be (Chad, popular, etc.) and think about how nice it would be to be them. Work towards becoming that and even though you most likely won't become a mega Chad, you will be better than what you are at now.

Imagine having a personality this rotten HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH holy shit I'm glad I don't know you irl.

europe, germanic country

oh... im sorry, i don't act like this in real life though, it's a semi-larp

>Do you eat sugar regularly? If so, about how much daily? I'm trying to cut all sugar but fruit and my tea tastes horrible.
i dont really keep track of it, not much though
>How many hours of sleep you have average? If you ever had panda eyes, how long did it take for it to go back to normal?
varies a lot, sometimes 5 hours, other times 11 hours, generally around 8 though, don't really have panda eyes
>Are your teeth completly white and or perfect align? Do you think it's worth investing in a dentist for whitening?
im currently undergoing orthodontic treatment (braces), ill whiten my teeth by the end of the procedure as they're not completely shining white
>Do you take hot showers or cold showers?
>Any tips on self-improvement? Even if has been said a thousand times, please at least mention it.
im not a human being to look up to, i can't tell you much

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i take showers on the colder side, forgot to mention that

>europe, germanic country
I'm out of questions to ask and wish you good luck in your future endeavors

>im not a human being to look up to, i can't tell you much
Wrong. You are supposed to take tips from people who are better then you in any particular subject. You are better looking than me, therefore I'll ask you for tips on how to better take care of myself. If you don't feel like answering that's fine, but I ask you to elaborate more on your answers, please.

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alrighty then, good luck to you too!

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i mean... genetics play a big part in looks. i do uphold a skin care routine (moisterize daily, cleanse daily, exfoliate twice a week) and i try to wear sunscreen when going outside, apart from that, get enough sleep, limit sun exposure, eat healthy (enough fruits and veggies), and avoid smoking/other harmful substances. obviously try to dress decently too, i just wear hoodies and jeans most of the time

I'd rather be a cute femboy than be a Chad

how big is your peeepeee?

that's a perverted question and i won't answer it

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but ama stands for ask me ANYthing

well if you're that confident why dont u post ur fucking face

i answered your question with refusal

no.

hmpf :( thats so rude!

>Not realizing lesbian looking prettyboys like Jonathan Brandis, River, Aaron Carter, David Cassidy, Gerard Way etc were the subject of millions of teenage girls masturbation fantasies

Ok.

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im sorry, if you really insist, but it's embarassing, about 16cm

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owo thanks time to mastubrate

w-what..?? s-stop that please

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Do you look like pic related?

Oregano

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no, i have black hair and lighter skin

user, sorry to tell you but you're a fucking faggot

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>faggot: a male homosexual
>me: a male heterosexual
we can conclude from this information that i do not fit the criteria to be deemed a 'faggot'

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Have girls complimented your look? I think femdom girl is the way for you to get at least some chances of getting a partner.

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but you are you are posting the most homosexual anime reaction pics one could think of if that isnt spot-on gay idk what is what is it that makes you think its not

>scrolled down
>didn't see OP's face
well fuck you too op

op is just a closet homofag i wish he was my bf ;_;

well... that's kind of what im into, i would prefer it to be gentle though

i like cute things, that doesn't make me gay

sorry

i dont think i am user, i hope you find a nice bf who loves you though

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ps lm a girl

face pic when
orig

>I'm 28 but I look 18
that probably means your jawline is shit, Chad always looks older

pussy ass piece of shit

calm down user, im sorry but i dont feel safe posting my face

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what is the point of the post then
you piece of shit

to show that personality triumphs over physical appearance

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Mann du weisst doch tits or gtfo

I'm 18 and I have the 8/10 cuteboy look too. Do hetero males treat you different? Everyone is extremely kind to me and males try to be my bf often but I'm hetero.

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i dont know, i dont really interact with people

no

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you're literally proving the opposite faggot

how successful have you been on tinder? have you tried using it? if not be prepared to get knocked down a peg. things are not often what they seem

how so? im an 8/10 physically but im a friendless khhv because of my personality

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It's pointless going on Tinder as a man unless you're Chad

Never used tinder but before I went full hikki I got lots of attention of girls at school. I never talked to anyone and always slept but so alot of girls asked me out. Girls who were bullying shy guys were behaving like angels to me.

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i haven't
>even if i get matches my personality will make sure nothing advances
>anxious
>doubt id be interested in many of the types who use tinder

>goes on Jow Forums talking about how he is cute
>but im hetero teehee
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news user, but within 2 years someone will have fucked your butt.

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If you were an actual 8/10 you wouldn't be a khv kiddo, sorry to break the news to you

there is an attractiveness wall where girls do not care how autistic you are and will approach you

This won't happen bc I'm not a faggot.

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>8/10
Ok, how many times have you been approached by women irl?

>I'm not a faggot
>uses anime girls
>talks about how cute he is
>uses r9k
yeah you're gonna have to try again. You sound like a faggot to me

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Women only approach gigachads, not femboys

i get compliments or girls subtly trying to start a conversation but i push them away quickly by being aloof, giving short answers, and almost ignoring them. it's how i defend myself!

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Wrong!
I have been approached twice, and I'm like a 6-7 max. Both the girls were qts, and one had literally zero relation to me.

No I'm not. I like girls more. Maybe you're the fagot?

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ah so you have a gaydar aswell now? damn, I knew you were a faggot, but I didn't think you were that much of a faggot.

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i know that feel

>go to a club to score some poontang
>end up getting fucked in the mens bathroom
:(((

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You're just a creepy 40 yo balding man.

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i dont go to the club, nor do i get fucked by men, trips of falsehood

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>MUH PERSONALITIE

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I'm most likely younger than you are user.

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There's no reason bothering to put effort into trying to meet the ridiculous standards of roasties when you can easily get laid with another man?

>i dont go to the club, nor do i get fucked by men
>*continues posting anime girl on r9k*

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I'm 18 so you're an underage faggot enjoy your ban.

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yes, those are both true statements

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If would actually be underage and not 18 aswell, that means you would be talking to an underage kid which makes you a pedo

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No. You're larping as a kid. This makes you a pedo.

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Im not larping, I just finished highschool this year. You are just changing the subject so you don't have to talk about your gay fantasies.

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Jow Forums is only dir 18+. If you're underage you'll get banned.

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but im not underage you gay. I just didn't expect you to be 18 so I assumed I was younger.

Not that you couldn't be lying trough your teeth rn but whatever

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>Show me one woman who prefers submissive twinks
I despise roasties but I genuinely have seen a few who do, they're definitely a minority and mostly bi though.

/r9gay/ innit desus

All robots seem to be. Stop thinking that you're some snowflake, the quicker you do the easier life will get.

You're not attractive.
You're not smart.
You're not funny.
You don't have a huge dick.
You're not creative.

You're probably average and that's okay. s
So stop acting like you're hot shit or link a /soc/ picture you disgusting fag.
Also there's no such thing as a "cute boi" uwu. You're just underage.

>You're not attractive.
above average
>You're not smart.
above average
>You're not funny.
true
>You don't have a huge dick.
true
>You're not creative.
i don't know
thank you for participating in my thread, come again

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>8/10
>I'm not chad
How? incel here please don't hurt my feelings

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He's a femboy so probably 8/10 to gay/bisexual men but 4/10 by roastie standards.

because a manly and a cute charm are two different things for guys, despite what this board may tell you, girls dont exclusively want hyper masculine Chads, there's a reason why there are so many K-Pop fangirls. do those K-Pop guys look like the muscular Chads to you?

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