INCEL thred

If you are an incel post your thoughts and feelings in here.

volcels and braincels not allowed

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I am not an incel so I apologize for intruding. I like the idea of you guys having your own thread, though, so I will bump your thread. I would encourage you to think beyond the realm of mere sex when it comes to understanding and discussing why you are alienated from mainstream culture and society - what caused it, and what you can do about it.

Or, more realistically, how you can get revenge.

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your identity is a meme
i want you to think about that

You're just upset that I am such a cool man. Thus you try to goad me into violence. But because you have goaded that makes you the violent one.

I am passive and peacful. I watch anime, smoke weed, game and fap. The trimverate of male prosperity. My serenity is golden and unshakeable. Nothing can escape my gaze. Nothing

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Do you think I am not self aware? Do you think I don't know how I came to exist. I have been browsing the chans since 2008. You are pitiful. I feel sorry for you.

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Why don't you guys become volcels
Just stop watching porn and start going to church

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Because I'm an atheist, that's why. Do you think I'm some kind of idiot?

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Incels are not a group we are all lone soldiers. there are no leaders nor followers.

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>I am passive and peacful. I watch anime, smoke weed, game and fap
woah i do the same thing dude except im not really an incel. am a pre boomer with bastard kids that barely know me and a bitch of an ex that takes my money. but im not so angry about it anymore. shit happens ya know i got a decent computer to play video games on, an external hard drive full of calssic anime and 80s movies, and a few ethots (all male i assume but i pretend theyre female) to fap with. we are not so different you and i

also coboy bebop is based

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I am so savage the world can not handle the extend of my strength or pain.

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>Do you think I'm some kind of idiot?
If you weren't you wouldn't be here

you're not an incel you have kids. get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You're just jealous because you're not cool like me or styx

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you can't just "become" volcel, to be volcel you have to actually be able to have sex and voluntarily choose not to. a volcel who couldn't get laid if they tried is just an incel in denial

Incels are fuckin idiots, prove me wrong

>eye of lightning god of thunder
>into the depths my heart will plunder
>reach to heavens torn asunder
>HEAR ME HEAR ME I SPEAK THUNDER

Yeah thats right. And I could literally go for several thousand verses

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come on were not so different buddy
i also know what its like to be burned by women
trust me its way worse than just being rejected or ignored
god i wish i never put my penis inside her
but life goes on
see we can learn from each other

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You and I are fighting different battles. and although we are allied troops we are not fighting for the same reasons.

I live for porn, weed, and anime. That's it. That's my moral compass. Deal with it.

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And a BRAAAAP to you too

You know where you came from. Go back.

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fair enough bud i live for the same stuff too

I grew apathetic about my inceldom quite some time ago. Have a good group of friends that I've known for 10+ years but am completely content with being alone so only catch up with them once every few months. Pretty much indifferent about everything. All I do is work, drink, smoke, shitpost, watch anime and play vidya.

time goes by pretty fast when your life is rotating on a plate

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You're less of an incel than me and you're just not cool like I am man. so go away

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>tfw no android maid gf

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Almost anyone here could get laid if they sunk low enough to go to a prostitute
But they don't want that, they want a meaningful relationship

If anything, the so called incels are just volcels in denial

>I would encourage you to think beyond the realm of mere sex when it comes to understanding and discussing why you are alienated from mainstream culture and society - what caused it, and what you can do about it.
No point, because I know why: I'm stupid, ugly, mentally retarded, socially inept, and just generally repulsive in literally every aspect. I know this, what would "understanding and discussing" do? Two things, jack and shit.

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To do that, i'd have to talk to women and somehow get hard enough in her presence to get laid. Both are impossible for me.

>my ex
>i got kids

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A lot of people think bagelcel is a pathetic waste of space but does anyone else think he's actually kinda based? I wish I had the courage to stand up for myself like that

So why are you an incel and why do you call yourself an incel?

Certified incel and defender of incels. I'm here to make a statement that us incels do not support the decapitation of of e-thots foreign or domestic. Anyone other alleged Incel who say otherwise is a glow in the dark nigger trying to ostracize our community even more.

That is all

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This is the truth. Discordfaggotry and IRL drama have nothing to do with the incel community. We never leave the house.

All self-identified incels are redditfags who deserve to be shot.

>So why are you an incel and why do you call yourself an incel?
Not even him, but why the fuck do you think?

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No, I get it. I'm a virgin. Just never got caught up in the whole incel thing. Seemed culty.

"Incel" just means you're a perma virgin, nothing more or less. It's all the media hype from cunts like the supreme gentleman that has the word confused.

All of you are volcels because prostitutes exist.

i used to have that problem man
awkward talking to women, having to get it up when youre nervous. it sucks
but preparing yourself before hand helps
not fapping the day before, not looking at porn for a few days. it helps
and talking to them can be weird especially when theres other people around
but with a prostitute (or escort) its totally different youre basically already alone and in agreement
so.just be nice and courteous and not drunk or high and theyll be comfortable with you bud
that shy awkward guy you already are and not psycho or emotional
and dont worry about getting hard in front of a prostitute theyll defiantly help with that
theyll watch porn with you. just no loli or gore or any other weird shit. blacked.com is fine tho
its just like gramps used to say "treat whores like queens and queens like whores"

Can't get hard around chicks, let alone talk to them. Fuck off.

>It's all the media hype from cunts like the supreme gentleman that has the word confused.
Nope. Your word's dead. I don't read mainstream media I come on here and I jerk off. Coming here killed the word incel for me, not the media.

Cool, then why are you in this thread wasting your jerk off time?

>but preparing yourself before hand helps
I do this.
>not fapping the day before, not looking at porn for a few days. it helps
I literally only jerk it when I can't sleep because I have an erection that is lasting fr more than an hour, and I haven't watched porn in years.
And yet the second i'm around a chick, I choke. I'm fucking killing myself before I embarrass myself with a hooker/escourt, she'd just laugh at my impotence and tell me to grow a pair and blow my fucking brains out anyway, just like everyone else.

Because when I'm not jerking off I'm an asshole on Jow Forums, and as a straight white virgin male I want the word incel and the incel community killed off because I feel associated with it whether I like it or not and I don't like it because 99% of self identified incels are retarded and annoy me.

>braincels
Explain this shit to a newfag?

>You're less of an incel than me
I'm a virgin and rarely talk to women outside of work so I doubt that

Take viagra. If that still doesn't work it means you are probably gay.