Today is my birthday and I'm rather lonely

Today is my birthday and I'm rather lonely.
Maybe a femanon could wish me happy birthday over vocaroo,
Or maybe some user (doesn't matter what gender you are)
could narrate something for me?

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vocaroo.com/i/s0Pug9hWwX9n
vocaroo.com/i/s0EWP96iGfuH
vocaroo.com/i/s02b3TbXuOHp
vocaroo.com/i/s0Ik8bCXwdcy
vocaroo.com/i/s14taMB6cBtn
vocaroo.com/i/s1f98JnjoYcN
vocaroo.com/i/s1Kjkb2w3gEw
youtube.com/watch?v=qAkZT_4vL_Y
vocaroo.com/i/s01ZdkzptGS1
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Cheer up dude. Happy bday!

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vocaroo.com/i/s0Pug9hWwX9n
what do you want narrated?

Happy early birthday,

Hold on for like 3mins I'll pull it up, if I can find it

Why can't I have a qt birthday gf REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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that was nice femanon Im glad someone is cared for on here

Here it is

"It was late winter, and I was walking just outside the city, it was unusually cold that night. I'm often a solitary type, but, it was the first time in a long time that I've truly felt lonely,
I knew I had ruined the most meaningful friendship of my life and it was all my fault.
The city lights in the distant felt cold, those pale orange streets lights seemed like they were ushering me deep into the night. This would be the start of some very bad times for me, yet it was strangely comforting to walk in the dim glow of a cold night."

Is it your birthday too?
That's cool if you are.
I turn 32 today and I feel like i'm 80 on the inside.

No, but happy birthday, unless you've had a gf, then get out.

Timestamp your address. I'll send you mushrooms.

Plis tell me you're a hucow

No thanks user.
I don't want to trip when I'm in this state of mind.

vocaroo.com/i/s0EWP96iGfuH
sorry i fucked it up a bit kek

im a chestlet

Are you a Bong or Australian? You hide your accent but it still sneaks through sometimes.

Wait a second are you rose??

neither, and i dont try to hide my accent i just have a neutral voice
im irish

Please stay away from internet autists please. for your own sake.

Sounds Asian.

no i am not

too late, ive been browsing r9k for around 3 years now

Plis be my gf, I haven't seen or smelt a woman in over three months. This conversation actually has me excited

If ur in America I'll take u out for noodles and a walk thru the park.

You do have an accent, and I can hear the deliberate crispness in your voice. Pronunciate harder roastie.

do you often smell women? im told im smelt nice, though

im not in america nor am i trying to end up like bianca noah fence

>:(

It'll be ok user. Happy birthday. I love you

Are you asian/mixed asian?

Definitely would if given the chance. So is that a yes?

nope, im irish

i decline on being your gf, but feel free to smell me

I know this isn't the thread but, how do I make threads anons? I keep using Text to Ascii converters but it still keeps saying Non-Ascii characters aren't allowed.
>"Being THIS new"
Yes I know I'm new, I've just never used this board until now

You're probably a dumb nigger using smartquotes or some gay shit. I'm announcing a sage

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How is it living in Ireland?

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it happens to me when i include apostrophes when i try to phone post

Maybe it's best you don't post here.

Thank you femanon, You helped me on the nightwalk documentary project.
If you don't want me to use that narration I won't. but, if you say yes to that your voice will be featured on the doc when it gets finished.
Is that okay?

This is why we can't have nice things, all you just had to do was say yes but no

Ffs Scotty add me on discord and go on a week long bender with me as we travel Europe

I'm on my computer

>smartquotes
Not at all

Ireland is good, but its been a bit boring

yeah you can use it no problem, is there anything you want help with. im intrigued by the night walk documentary as i often nightwalk, i am getting a bike so i can night cycle

yes but no

thanks for being a nice femanon

Ur doing it again

Imagine an Irish gf that wouldn't judge you for having red hair

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Am I not enough for you?

Come on femanon, dont hijack the thread.
Happy birthday dude. Please accept this cute dog pic as my humble gift

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Glad you approve, So basically,
Here is the quick rundown
We are making a documentary (I have an online team assembled and there's even a disco-rd
HereQuestions/Talking Points:
-What do you think about when you Nightwalk?
-Where do you go on a nightwalk?
-Why do you nightwalk?
-Can you think of a turning point in your life?
-What was your favourite time in your life?
-What do you look forward to?
-Do you think things will ever change for you?
-How do you feel about normies? Why?
-Do you think there is anything beautiful in life?
-Do you have a favorite memory from old r9k?
-If you could be Charismatic, Handsome,Attractive,Dominant (CHAD) for a day what would you do?
-What do you think needs to happen for r9k to change for the better or is it lost forever?
-Are there any other ways you cope with the current state of the world?

DOs and DON'Ts of submissions:
-Do try and have at least decent audio and film quality
-Don't make it all about virgin tfw no gf
-Don't show your face or show the inside of your house or anything that would get you doxxed
-Do have something unique to talk about. Do try and show a unique place along your nightwalks. It doesn't have to be the destination it can be a place you just pass by. are prompts (optional)

e-mail it to nightwalkerproj@gmail[dot] {com}

If you think Ireland is boring be glad you don't live in Wales

you're right user, i dont want to hijack the thread
femanon signing out

Wait Irish femanon, please don't go just yet, I hope you at least got the info for the nightwalk project. :(

vocaroo.com/i/s02b3TbXuOHp

i did, i will submit something to the email when i get better audio n filming quality in a few days

Wow you playing with my boys heart not cool

Thank you so much, I look forward to your submission. There's a discord posted in another thread about the doc.
If you have any questions you can e-mail or ask in the dis-cord.

Happy Birthday, user. You shouldn't be lonely.

I luv u 2

>vocaroo.com/i/s02b3TbXuOHp
Almost for to thank you for that clip.
Even though you don't know me that felt very nice to hear.

Don't worry dude, it cheered me up to hear that.

I originally am not. :(

You all realize that it's a man right? He's using a voice changer. I suggest he looks for like an anti-reverb feature or something. He tries to sound like a mommy but maleness still gets through.

I'm glad it felt nice. :) How old are you today? Do you want me to keep talking?

You think I sound manly? :( I'm not using a voice changer but now I'm insecure. And I do talk like a mommy sometimes, I'm insecure about that as well... :(

Yes I want you to keep talking and I'm 32 today,
Wow I feel like I'm 80 on the inside though.
No need to feel insecure, I believe you are female and I enjoy your mommy voice.

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have you tried going back to plebbit?

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happy birthday fren, if we all are having a bad time together we'll have a good time

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Oh and AnesdP with a / infront of the A.
That's our discord if you want to join, we are a creative and sometimes crazy bunch.
The deadline for submissions is July 22nd.
A week from today, But, we might extend the deadline incase submissions run dry.

Thanks, fren,
I'm having a less bad time being on here, posting with you.
Good to know there are still some decent robots around.
I'm going to try harder to have a good time.

do you have a favorite album? ill listen with you if you do

Actually I don't I like a couple of songs here and there but, I don't think I have a full album that is my favorite.

Do you have a favorite album?

it might be mega basic but in the aeroplane over the sea by neutral milk hotel is great, not too long and its nice sounding

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vocaroo.com/i/s0Ik8bCXwdcy

I'm sorry this came out weird idk what to say lol

DADDY
I
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S

This voice sounds a lot more authentic.

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>vocaroo.com/i/s0Ik8bCXwdcy
Wow, that is quite nice. You make me feel so much more hopeful about the future!
Are you an angel? An irish angel?

I don't have daddy issues! I just like men who are older than me. And early 30s is my preferred age range. I'm in my early 20s and the age gap is fun.

Ah that takes me back I'll listen to it now in your honor user.
Good times, good times.

OP here,
Too bad I live in North America, on the opposite coast of where you are Femanon, but, it probably wouldn't work out either way.

>I don't have daddy issues! I just like men who are older than me.

I'm not gay, I just love having my backside blown apart by hot, throbbing cocks.

vocaroo.com/i/s14taMB6cBtn

I'm not the same femanon as earlier! I'm from North America too. :)

vocaroo.com/i/s1f98JnjoYcN

She can think whatever she wants, as long as she's a good girl I'll be happy

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Liking older men has nothing to do with my dad. He's a good dad, he didn't mess me up at all.

>the age gap is fun
Well thats what I tried to tell the police but they didnt wanna here it

Cute voice but turn the TV off next time

>tfw even on Jow Forums other people have better birthdays than you could ever have

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couldn't find the remote haha thanks

I know your feel even the people that are supposed to be the loneliest get more attention than I do in a month

This made me blush. Because of embarrassment I didn't want to open this thread again but I'm glad I did :')

glad to hit your nostalgia user

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I got one with my deep voice and shitty quality
want to hear it?

Let's fucking go faggot. It's not my birthday but I want to hear it.

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Maybe we can talk more if you join the discord femanon. If we don't just know that I think you are beautiful and it was very nice to hang out with you in the thread.

vocaroo.com/i/s1Kjkb2w3gEw
here we go

Thank you femanon!
I live in Vegas.
Doubt you do but it's very nice to hear you.

>mfw i just realized no girl has ever wished me happy birthday

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There's a shitton of noise. I had the same problem, and could right click the recording thing and "reduce echo". Made it quieter, but cleaned up a lot of the noise.

Reminds me of youtube.com/watch?v=qAkZT_4vL_Y

That is really sweet. Thank you so much. It means a lot to me! Would you mind sending your name or the server again if you already did?

Stupid fucking bitch show tits or gtfo

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>phone posting
gtfo moron

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>nightwalk documentary project.
I am new to this board, care to tell me about this project ? I do myself some nightwalks and I am a filmmaker

orbiters will always outnumber wizards

My discord is smolracoon#3110
Others feel free to add too

>vocaroo.com/i/s14taMB6cBtn
We have a discord and a team assembled, We take text, video, pics and audio of anons who nightwalk and then edit in a way that is sad comfy.
If you have anything you like'd to contribute see the server at the top of the page.

Irish femanon if you are still here the server is
/AnesdP

Would you mind if I add you?

I literally just downloaded Discord out of complete boredom

vocaroo.com/i/s01ZdkzptGS1

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>tfw it's my birthday today too
>this thread
Happy birthday user!
Thanks for all the vocaroos

Happy bday user, wishing you all the best.