Why would you be pulled over user?

Music to loud

Where I lived previously I was never pulled over and I driven 50+ over the limit, sometimes stoned, sometimes with no lights at night. I moved to the capital and those fucking negroes pulled me over cause I had faulty position lights in a rental. Well then I had to explain myself why I use stolen drivers license. Turns out couple of years ago I lost my wallet and reported it. Then it was found by someone and I got it back from Lost and Found. Signed papers that it is no more stolen. But turns out I have to go personally to the police station where I reported it for them to scratch it off the records. Yes officer, will do. Never did, I hate bureaucracy. So I roam the streets with my own stolen drivers license.

Would also have a gun concealed in a car like you muricabros, but nanny state here so no no only police is trained to possess guns amirite.

it's rational to be a little afraid of police. they have the power to completley fuck your life and it's not that hard to become a cop. i know i wouldn't trust a rando with that much power over my life

So I would be pulled over for driving with a stolen driving license of myself. Honk honk greetings from EU circus.

My radio stopped working a while back, so now I listen to music through wireless earbuds while I drive. I'd probably get stopped for that.

I speed a lot.

driving erratically/reported stolen.

I'm a mentally ill neet without a license. Who would let me drive a vehicle? Perhaps i stole it, in which case i plan on crashing it into a wall of concrete.

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Doing 100 on a 45mph zone. Again. I can usually outrun the pigs' cuckmobiles though.

He probably wanted to check THESE DIGITS

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