Hi, honey!

lol right bro

I'm so pathetic, I'm smarter than you, my wife is smokin hot, people like me, I have friends, i'm highly educated, lol lol lol i can probably kick the shit out of you too

but damn if I just wasn't so pathetic

This is my dream.
I want my boyfriend so badly to wife me so I can be this.

Its cool until you move away from everyone/everything you know and your pets are the only thing you have while he's at work. :( but, that's just me.

My family is abusive and I only have two friends irl who never hang out with me. So I wouldn't be missing much. Only is going to be sad if he gets deployed.

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Oh, sorry. I thought you were serious and not a retarded underage. My bad.

no this is real
no LARPing here

Ever thought of becoming a teacher?

yes

but i'm in Canada and teachers collage takes 3 years, plus there are too many right now, and my provincial government is slashing teachers because the premiere is illiterate.

it would be nice, teachers here get paid really well

They just can't be trusted nowadays.

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She looks like my sister.

orogo

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