Right now chads and stacies are fucking. Probably morning sex if youre American.
Literally chad woke up to a insanely pleasurably morning blowjob after cuddling with her all night. He could probably feel it allllll the way down to his toes. Then he picks her up and lays her on her back. Shes waiting for it. And he sticks his alpha dong deep in her. Her pretty, cute and feminine feet up in the air flopping back and forth as hes going in and out of her. Chad feels so fucking good and he feels like hes on top of the world. Nothing feels better than fulfilling this primal instinct. Then he gets to pull out and cum all over her. Marking his territory.
Meanwhile yall on r9k with pornhub open on the other tab. Sad.
You think about it all the time dont lie bro. Go empty the piss jugs before you start the day.
Adam Bell
based normies, slaves to the dopamine high
Leo Wood
My gf drank too much wine last night. She wont wake up for morning sex sadly. KMS.
Luke Ross
>Literally chad woke up to a insanely pleasurably morning blowjob after cuddling with her all night. He could probably feel it allllll the way down to his toes. I think you're overestimating how good a bj feels, especially when you are used to them.
Joseph Stewart
it's not believable that a person with a gf would come here, sorry
James Nelson
Apparently whoever gives you blowjobs fucking sucks.
Feelsgoodman
Bentley Barnes
True. I can see how you think that ngl. But this board is fun. So.
Whatever floats your boat.
Jeremiah Wilson
No, not really. Jealousy is pointless.
Cameron Allen
You still feel it though. You cant ignore jealousy.
>Nothing feels better than fulfilling this primal instinct. try meth user
Isaiah Sanders
>Then he gets to pull out and cum all over her Was hard up till this point. If you don't pump load after throbbing load of cum right into the center of her being, are you even having sex?
Cooper Bennett
Imagine Chad slamming at you from the mating press position.
Jaxon Gomez
Here is some suifuel:
There are people in great shape who work out and do cardio becaise the act feels great for them. They want to do ot, feel good doing it and feel great after doing it.
There are people who will talk to anyone about anything. They are well liked because they are genuinely nice to everyone no matter how they look or what their interests are and they enjoy doing it. If they see someone they want a relationship they wont hesitate to try and if they fail they get over it forever within seconds.
And these people dont understand what its like to not enjoy what they do and think we're fucked because we chose it, as if we wanted this.
Colton Cooper
>Sperg replies to each reply with desperate "Ahh yes she's sucking my dick right now" tier replies
Way to fuck up pretending to be an alpha
Brayden Hernandez
Jokes on you im 5/10 at best amd i get morning fucks whenever she stays over. And pulling out is something an incel would do
Tyler Hall
Well you're lucky because my life constantly reminds me of this shit. I could have had a shot at being happy in this world if women hadn't existed to me. I believe therr should be 2 cities where its only men and only women
Gavin Davis
My brother ruined his life by not pulling out. Even i am not that stupid.
Henry Lopez
Well it is stupid if you havent done vasectomy beforehand
Easton Johnson
>the most primal act that even animals do is the pinnacle of human existence. I do hope to one day see the future.
Aaron Sullivan
>pornhub
fuck off normie. real anons use porzo. xhamster is acceptable though.
Jayden Williams
it's not like yr dick can smell
but also i usually just brush my teeth and get back into bed so
Christopher Wood
It smells if you forget to wash it.
Jayden Jones
meh, ill have sex again some time. OP is a faggot.
Hunter Garcia
What about us fembots? We woke to Chad eating us out!
Nathan Jenkins
I love sex. Makes me feel good afterwards.
Angel Thompson
originally decent bait
Luis Turner
As opposed to what ? What do you do to enjoy life ?
Lucas Phillips
I have bad paranoia and anxiety, so if this were me, I would be worried about pregnancy or her being my gf. Sex isn't what will fix my life