Php summit cancelled due to lack of negro programmers

>be white male
>teach myself php 10+ years ago in high school
>always has a special place in my heart because it was my first language & i have most experience with it (first job)
>php summit cancelled because too white and male

This is reality now...

PHP conference was canceled because speaker consisted of White Males and that wasnt diverse enough.


Links:
mobile.twitter.com/KarlLHughes/status/1151525811616387073
steemit.com/php/@crell/skipping-php-ce-this-year
markbakeruk.net/2019/07/24/withdrawal-from-speaking-at-phpce-2019/

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>"can you not?"
based

If i could slaughter every twitter user i would do it a heartbeat
Id decapitate every Twitter user

yea cuz central europe is brimming with negro programmers

If it isnt we need to import some you fucking racist shit

Karl you absolute fucking beta. You absolute fucking dumbass. Fuck you. Race shouldn't matter and here we are. Fuck you you brainless piece of shit basedboy

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PHP is the most boring language ever

Elaborate please. What makes it "boring"?

I have been a programmer for 5 years. They are all boring

why do they need some many fucking meetups and conferences and gatherings and bullshit for programming shit, it's all crap

>basedboy
If you read the comments someone calls him a soiboi ans he admits he doesn't eat meat

Not sure. Apparently it helps to get a job

I would never go to one

Even worse. God damnit Karl

Can you post an actual link and not twitter trollposts? Was the conference actually cancelled or are you making shit up?

On the way, chap.

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look at all those future compsci students

t. FAS baby

>Go to uni with Asians, Blacks and women
>Only have one four women in my department
>Including one ruskie and one Muslim girl that just stayed for a semester
Not my fault they want to go in meme degrees half the women go into physcology and other shit degrees

I strongly support this notion of yours.

>the jew that the head of the column
every time

You don't even know that person is Jewish.

it's just a strawman for poltards. why would they cancle it?

What's the issue here?
I see future doctors, rocket scientists, lawyers, astrophysicists, mathematicians, and engineers. The future looks bright for these strapping young men.

I'm feeling sick looking at this...

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how can people become this delusional

Just bring some Pajeets over, it's not that fucking hard.

This, this, how can you be this retarded, this really is sick

A great counter argument would be:
So you are saying that women and POC cannot compete against white males on their own merrit, you racist misogynist, you are literally claiming women and POC are dumber than white males

lmao! top troll

Does anyone know how many people applied to be speakers and what % was what? I mean if they got 200 people wanting to be speakers and 196 of them were white men, then you can't really blame them for having a 100% white men panel. Now if it was 40 white guys and 160 something else, well then maybe the people complaining would have a point.

So anyone know the stats so we can figure out what's really going on here???

that cant be real. no way that isnt a troll account

Literally OOGA BOOGA WE WUZ KANGZ

god almighty, smite this woman

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bonus content from Carlin Thomas

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Oh my god, lmfao.

also found the end of this conversation, is this world doomed or what

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That Carlin Thomas has got to be a troll account. It just has to be.

How the fuck do people like these exist lmfao.

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I hope so, user, for our sake.

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What the fuck is this, it seems to be genuine.

Those sound like trolls from a Russian troll factory.

Who tf is willingly programming in php?
It's a shit fucking language.

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It's great for websites

99% of your complaints about it were fixed in newer versions

Fuck off nigger if you want a backend write it in C

PHP is quicker and optimized for the web.

In other words: "Women scientifically confirmed to be 73% worse at driving than men." Saying this still requires less mental gymnastics than some of the leftist media bullshit. My fucking sides.

>fair
>elevate women pls
>be an ally

its all so tiresome

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Oh we know, we know.

You retard. It's usually a man whose driving. Yet when all the men crash their cars with women in it, women are more likely to get hurt. That has nothing to do with women's driving skills and everything to do with your inability to comprehend a simple paragraph.

Haskell
Coq
C
Lisp

These languages are not boring. They are all usually less practical than other languages but exist because programmers like them.

Why do programmers like these languages? Because they have aesthetic semantics.

What is this, a human person can't say things this dumb, it's a disgrace. Tell me this isn't real.

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lol wtf did they expect, if they wanted diversity they should have a python conference or something

It's funny that if you look at the groups calling for diversity, they are almost all White.

i do believe that they are practicing the art of "sarcasm", my dear.

What about animal rights? Why is it always fucking humans on those panels? When are they going to diversify and have some giraffes and elephants and polar bears on the panel as well?

Uh, no they were literally attacking this event for not having enough diverse speakers. Check out what the members of the Roave team were saying and then check their members page. White dudes and a dog. I guess they buy a lot of peanut butter.

I find it funny that trades are more diverse, even though they don't push for minorities at all. Makes me want to quit uni and become a mechanic or gunsmith . No meme diversity classes, and I don't have to face the stigma or potentially being a diversity hire. Probably less progressives, too.

Was this thread moved here from Jow Forums or what?

i say, that is an excellent idea!
just peanut butter? they should diversify their tastes to include jelly.

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how do i stop feeling extreme repulsion when i see the word "diversity"

Start using it yourself to describe shit that isnt about race and gender
I have a diverse set of skills
My taste in vidya is very diverse
It's better to diversify your porn habits rather than focus hardcore on one degenerate fetish

thanks that might work

>conference is still going on
>literally only two people withdrew
Calm the fuck down you race baiting cuck

You should know this already user, they're actively trying to force themselves into every aspect of a white mans life

Give a decade or two and it will be "white male only" and "racist" for a white man to live alone

They're not happy until every aspect of your life includes others whether you want it to or not and to refuse them is blasphemy

No joke, reminds me of a friend in uni doing some huge computer science related project and tried to organised a large event with speakers from a range of different skill sets in IT.

So he's getting close to the day and he gets an email from some "concerned" individuals that it's a panel of just white males. No idea how they got that given that apparently one of them was asian and two were black out of the 6 or 7 idk. They demanded that he invites more women or they'll have no choice but to cancel his event. He fires back an email advising that he sent out about 50 invites with 20 or so being men with 30 being women and all the women invites said no. Naturally, they say that's not good enough and that he should have "pushed them harder" to come, he reluctantly calls them up since theres no time left and the few he called up said no again anyways mostly due to scheduling conflicts.

They shut it down because "we cannot allow such a blatant lack of minority representation to undermine our current students aspirations".

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>These languages are not boring
Sure they are

Php is fine. Get over it.

"Lol the code isn't pretty"
Fail

why do twitter white women hate us so much

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it was cancelled you fucking mong 2019.phpce.eu/en/

"Summits" or "conferences" only help whores and niggers get hired

Real programming niggas on that stack overflow, on that discord

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