NOFAP impossible & pointless

>have to do morning standup at work
>if i don't fap in the morning i will have a boner

How can anyone do this shit if not NEET?
anyway i did it for a monrh as a NEET and got 0 benefits

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i dont get the picture is this a human?

It is a ice cream mister

i think its brilliant

Are both his arms and legs amputated?
Holy shit dude, imagine being this guy. What a fucking pathetic existence.

That is obviously a female

Nobody would be offended if it was a guy

I literally NEED to fap because I can't fall asleep and fapping will get me sleepy.

checkmate incels

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clenching your thighs increases blood flow to your legs and away from your junk
use this technique to kill even the most tenacious morning wood

Oh yeah? I NEED to fap because how else will I ever masturbate to everything I wanna cum to?

We'd be equally as grossed out. You're just a fat fucking cow who thinks she's exempt from the expectation of thinness because muh wxmyn (either that or the soooooooo infected twig orbiter of such a hambeast).

I meant nobody would be offended by pointing it out

>wow she is fat
>how dare u say that, you are discusting she is fine!!! Her body her choice

>wow he is fat
>haha yeah lose some weight tubby

>if i don't fap in the morning i will have a boner
When was having boners bad? You don't need to fap whenever you get an erection. And you are right: NoFap doesn't give you benefits if you don't improve yourself as a human

>When was having boners bad? You don't need to fap whenever you get an erection.

The issue is having them in public, at work

>And you are right: NoFap doesn't give you benefits if you don't improve yourself as a human
Because it is a scam
All of the "benefits" are just the things you do besides quitting fapping

>The issue is having them in public, at work
I can see the problem in that. But it isn't an excuse either.

>Because it is a scam
All of the "benefits" are just the things you do besides quitting fapping

Yep. That sums it up. It is a gateway for self-improvement

Nofap is nothing more than placebo effect. The one and only effect it has is making you hornier.

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Makes me feel like I have control when I nofap, plus zinc retention is good for the body overall.

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I quit jerking it, just because it's disgusting to me. No idea why, just the idea of masturbating is gross.

If I stop jerking it for a couple days, then normal porn works again

>All of the "benefits" are just the things you do besides quitting fapping
>Yep. That sums it up. It is a gateway for self-improvement
But fapping literally is just like 15 minutes of my day

I supplement zinc so maybe that is why i have no benefits

>But fapping literally is just like 15 minutes of my day
I meant that seeing fapping as a uhealthy thing in your life, it makes you motivated more to do better for yourself for example going to gym, socializing more, etc. Not the act in itself, but it can be a reason too.

Maybe, I would just nofap for a week then have an amazing nut. The side effects of taking too much zinc are awful

I was already lifting and i dont like socializing

I did nofap for a month and nothing changed except i couldn't focus on anything

Different results for everyone. Can't say anything else really

You brainwashed yourself. It was literally a placebo effect

What kind of superpowers do you have from nofap? Can women sense your aura yet

ill take the bait

placebo or not


shit makes you feel more alive you have more energy i don't understand why anyone would be against it i'm on 3 weeks i feel way more energized then when i was fapping everyday

>>if i don't fap in the morning i will have a boner
low test, I fap twice a dat and wake up with morning wood

I think you misunderstood. I don't think that nofap gives superpowers, but rather is a way to make you improve yourself.

I think I fucked the reply, because the "All of the "benefits" are just the things you do besides quitting fapping" sentence was supposed to be green.

We clear?

>shit makes you feel more alive you have more energy i don't understand why anyone would be against it i'm on 3 weeks i feel way more energized then when i was fapping everyday

because you can get the same effect by supplementing zinc

Also the negative effects of nofap like constantly thinking about sex & being unable to focus

Am I one the few people that have no problem hiding a boner or do I just have a small penis? Unless you work in jogging pants it really shouldn't be an issue.

but you're not supposed to be thinking about sex on no fap that is the point . to focuse those energies on something else for me its my hobby

me personally i only think about sex when i'm trying to get laid at a bar or party like your suppose to

Not a choice. It just pops into my head

If i fap i can ignore girls at the gym. If i dont fap i look at their butt and just want to shove my face in and sniff

I can do my hobbies better if i fap because it lets me focus

You just do it for the extra good nut after a few days to a week. Anything after that is largely pointless unless you actually do something with that lost fapping time.

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