I've been staring at myself in the mirror for 2 hours straight. I'm going to die alone.
I've been staring at myself in the mirror for 2 hours straight. I'm going to die alone
Jeremiah White
Cooper Price
Maybe, let's die alone together
Landon King
100% youll never give any robot a chance
Youll die alone waiting for chad
Andrew Turner
if your girl
just find a job
you will always be courted by a man in any job, anywhere in the world
this is the most universal occurrence in mankind
Robert Price
I'm too ugly and depressed to get a job, or leave the house.
Lincoln Fisher
Date a robot, bet you wont cause robots arent chads
Oliver Garcia
men want to marry and have a family
women just want to fuck and dump, party and have different men
Jackson Bell
is this wojack supposed to be male or female?
>NOOOOOOOOO IT DOESNT MATTER REEEEEEE
answer the question faggot
Jace Rivera
newfag
go back to plebbit
Michael Nguyen
I'm not sure how this applies to me. I'm a khhv and no one likes me enough to invite me to their parties.
Robots wouldn't give me a chance.
its supposed to be an ugly female but I can see how you can mistake it for a male because ugly women often times look like men
Jayden Gonzalez
Robots would die to have any gf
You're lying
Sebastian Allen
tfw no skelly neet greasy gf
Jaxon King
Give contact, post pic, and then we'll talk, else you can pretty much fuckoff to a random dating site and get a free bf.
John Carter
hahahahaha
OP is obviously fat
Tyler Martinez
>tfw girls always tell me I look cute and ask why I don't have a GF
>always tell them I'm just not interested in a relationship at the moment because I'm busy with work
>it's really because I have a small dick
I'll be having a twelve gauge dinner one of these days
Kevin Adams
who cares.
Most girls don't even want to have sex with a big dick.
It's just your inferiority complex
Christopher Ward
Thats a lie i have an average sized dick but still feel insecure because its not 7 inches and girthy
Women love big dicks and girthy dicks
Benjamin Nguyen
I don't think that's a big problem. Just go to the gym, lose weight and wear makeup.
Most people, male and female can't judge their own appearance.
Nathaniel Scott
Depends on the women you fuck. If you met them on tinder, yes probably.
Connor Lee
Where else do i meet women? I had one girl said shed fuck me but she lived across the country
Matthew Wright
>I'm going to die alone
What does that mean? I see tons of people saying this
You don't want to die alone? you want to die in a car crash with family and friends or something?
Gavin Peterson
it means im going to live the rest of my life alone dumbfuck.
Owen Gomez
How is that not great?
James Wright
Go fuck yourself dipshit
Nathan Miller
someone drew a picture of me thats nice and cool
Jaxon Anderson
can i deeply inhale your hair smell please
Isaac Price
>start thread on r9k
>men offer to marry you
pick me pick me