Guys... what if everyone on this board is actually a woman larping as a guy...

Joke on you I don't watch Anime

But I read doujins

Guys I definitely think you're all women. I just realized the default color scheme is pink. Everything is lining up. I really am a loser finding solace among women! My sadness has multiplied!

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Nigger i aint a fuckin WOAMN! Dont you EVER say that shit. I am a fuggin faggot LARPer tha. You very much

>Getting offended by being called a woman
Oh god. I'm having an existential crisis. I relate to women. No no no no NO
What if I'm a faggot? Being straight was the last character trait I had to my name.
It's over. I should commit a marriage before it's too late.

Ok listen fag ypu get married its over. You go gay its over either way you are shit stuck thats why i LARP i can please both at least in some fashion.

That can only last you so long user. Eventually you'll have to make a choice: drop the LARP and escape or become a faggot forever.
I AM BECOME LARP, DESTROYER OF FAGGOTS.

So the sissy/trap/ faggot LARP is actually very interesting. Yes you are right, the reason being is because this shit is literally like a drug for the brain. My brain is so fucked that i basically use it as a destressor and no wacking isnt even involved. Just the act of acting like that is a dopamine release for the brain

No I won't let this new found female presence get me down.
Do any of you want to marry me so I can stop on this fast track to being feminized?
I figure it is the manly thing to do to hit on girls rather then join their group so... let's go on a date.
We can go shopping or whatever you want to do.
This is a proposal.

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Nigger being a cuck isnt much better than being gay. Look you are at a fork in the road which do you choose
Go straight fool make your own road

Is that a yes or a no to the date?
If you don't want to commit to marriage, I am willing to negotiate.

... Im a guy bucko. I may LARP harcore sometimes but i sure as hell aint really gay

i honestly think the male to female ratio here is rather balanced. trannies not included

well im a tranny but most of the time i don't say anything so then people assume i'm just a regular guy

I understand.
I have been rejected by enough women to know their signals.

No really dude im a OOOOOOOOOO this is a Counter-LARP very sneaky. I get you

How would you explain all the gay porn and absence of lesbo or straight porn then? Women probably love gay sex.
The more I think about it the more I am blown away that I haven't realized it before.
But I suppose some could be trannies and gays.

user, look... You think you broke out of your naivety by thinking all posters are girls but, you know, that's... That's not it. That's not it user at all. The opposite, you're playing right into their...traps. That's it user. Traps. Bussies.
Tranies.
They get you to believe they're a cute girl, innocent, as much as on can be on Jow Forums, perhaps even pure. They pull you with sweet words. They get your info. They might agree to go out together. Isn't that dreamlike? A date, with a cute girl? For any straight male at least. Then you realise; that's no girl, that's a wolf in disguise. But now it is far too late. You get blackmailed, threatened to be doxxed, to be outed publicly as a faggot.
But then, you are given an offer. Become a tranny yourself, then pull more men, just like you, into the same trap you fell in. "why would I do that?" you may ask. Expected, and logical. There are many that don't break, that don't give up their principles and sexuality to avoid social shame. That is, at the start.
You don't understand their influence, user. Remember where we are. "we are Jow Forums,we are Anonymous". They've managed to sneak into the very core of the site, handling things from within. Many mods and janies have fallen, and been curiously replaced. Their hands reach far and wide. Psychological torture is an understatement, physical torture the easiest thing. Once you are caught, there's no going back.
Many men, well, "men", now, have had their spirit shattered. A human can only take so much. They go through the sissification procedure. Some delude themselves that it's good, it's what they want, what they've always wanted. How true is that, however? You've heard of the "40%" memes right? I'm sure you have. Now, ponder for a second, if indeed 40% of conversions end in suicide, where does the other 60% go? "They're happy", you'd say. Fair assumption, a few may be. But remember, Tranies are shells of broken men, empty inside. Only one thing remains user, revenge.

Everyone is a tranny?
But how do I know trannies are real? I've never seen one outside of the internet. They might be a woman's way of smokescreening their womanly qualities! Women would be easy to spot if it weren't for these trannies.
I see what you're saying in that regard.
These supposed "trannies" act more womenly than women, and the women act as manly as they can in order to trick me into being even more gay. But I won't be fooled. I am determined to overcome.
All I have to do is marry the most manly woman on here and I will have defeated them at their own game.

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What if the whole universe is the dream of one ant?

Go to lolcowDOTfarm. You'll definitely know if any anons are actually women.

And the ant is female?
Yes sometimes I think that might be the case.
It's all one big puppet show.

This nig is LARPing as a Schizo

Name calling. A typical women trait. I am expected to think you are a woman, but I won't because you are actually a trap set by a woman that seeks to make me gay.
I am not attracted to you at all. In fact, you disgust me.

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>But how do I know trannies are real? I've never seen one outside of the internet
user, my fren, why would you ask a question you yourself have just answered?
>Everyone is a tranny?
Indeed user, everyone is one. At least, that's what should be your default impression when seeing a man or a woman.
Let me ask you user; do you ever recall being a woman? Rather, from when is it that you remember you are a man? Who is to say that before those memories you have been a woman, and the transitional shock has sealed those away? Remember user, everyone is, or could be, a tranny. Even you, even me.
"Why should I trust you? You're probably a tranny, you said so yourself." is what I hope you are thinking. Precisely so, it is highly likely I am. I might be LARPing as one. I might be a ftm LARPing as a mtf. Or I might be..."normal". While there is a story to be told and proof to be shown, this is for another time. I shall leave you, however, with a parting question, food for thought let's say; if "the norm" is what most people are, and everyone, or at least the majority, is a tranny, then how would you define "normal"?

I'm not a tranny! You're trying to throw me off course.
In order for there to need to be a transgender smokescreen, the majority must be women, otherwise who would that smokescreen be hiding?
No, you are trying to convince me that nothing exists but the smoke! Do you take me for a fool?
I demand you marry me.