You will never be this happy

>This will be interesting
Cope. It's just going to be more difficult. Why the fuck would it be interesting?

Is this that furry faggot who froze his hands?

that a furfag user so why should I care,

See He has an amputation fetish/wanted to replace his hands with paws.
No sane person would repeatedly describe the prospect of life without hands as "interesting," no less with a smile on their face.
This guy should have been institutionalized years ago.

qrd?

Jesus christ what kind of brainlet thinks loosing his fucking hands is "interesting"

Hope he looses his head aswell, faggot

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he has a husband

Furryfag got his hands amputated to get paws.
It's all over the internet.
His story is he fell asleep (due to pain meds) while icing his hands with dry ice (yes, dry ice) to treat his arthritis.
And when he woke up six hours later, they were dead and had to be amputated.
Compare his "oops" story with:
>abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Health/story?id=1806125&page=1
>Over the next 45 minutes, Karl put his legs in the wastebasket and then kept adding dry ice until it got to the top. "I spent the next six hours well-packed in the dry ice, and then I'd add more dry ice to keep it topped off," he said.
>...
>After those six hours, Karl calmly drove himself to an emergency room, using the automatic hand controls he had installed in the car.
>Within days, his legs began to blacken as the frozen tissue died away, and within a month surgeons had no choice but to amputate both of Karl's legs.
Have you ever heard of someone using dry ice for arthritis, or any other kind of pain or swelling?

losing one hand is sad and challenging but you can still do things

what the fuck can you do in life with no hands?
if i lost both hands id just kill myself

Hmmmm, I'm going to report this. Looks suspiciously underage.

how did that faggot get his hands lost?

jesus fucking christ kek

I found it in a Jow Forums thread you brainlet.

I think it was obvious that this was premeditated but the reason was probably for the arthritis, not a fetish. Only arthritisbros would understand that feel.

He only mentioned arthritis once in his entire twitter feed before his "accident," and it was in a post from a month ago where he had another "accident" involving his hands.
He's a psychotic pervert.

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>call someone brainlet
>can't figure out the difference between lose and loose

This some kind of art project?

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interesting because more degenerate gay fetish dogfucker sex

what in the fuck
he needs to die, how long till he accidentally kills himself?

Not going to happen he develops a death fetish

Not going to happen unless he develops a death fetish.

>perma neet
Kek this is the first thing i thought of
its super hard to get disability normally but with no hands you will fucking rake in the money

poor husband never gets a handjob again

How would you pull the trigger? Or tie the noose?

nice cope.
>that soulles stare
lol

Poor husband has to wipe his ass every day now

Could some medfag explain in terms that a brainlet could understand, what is happening with his hands here? The spoiler shows his massively swollen black and purple hands.

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At first I thoughy it was an optimistic cope, but by now I'm creeped out by how much he describes it as interesting

This guy is in an extremely shitty situation. Can't you just applaud him for putting a brave face on it and trying to stay positive?

He's beginning his transformation into Joe Fixit.

how that nigga lost his hands ?

Hes the one that put himself in that situation on purpose so nah

Rested both his hand on dry ice before taking a med-induced 6 hours nap.

How does he intend to acquire/ transplant these paws? Are they going to be twisted monstrosities with the function of human appendages, or does he think he can just sew on some dog paws in place of hands?

Severe frostbite. No circulation to his hands hence why they are purple.

Either cope or he has fetish for it.

My cope your rope.

Probably just because interesting is neutral
He knows it wont be good so he doesnt say that, but doesnt want to say its bad either because that means admitting what a colossal fuck up he is
So he uses a neutral term instead

deviantart.com/amputation-nation/gallery/44504192/Amputee-Furries

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Is this peak mental illness?

Damn you're .gif reminds me of an escort whom'st I've spent two years with. Felt almost like having a gf, although there's always the certainty that it's never going to be real.

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Almost all people who had severe, life changing accidents do this, it's a cope so they don't kill themselves

>he will be unable to suicide if he wants to
jumping in front of trains is still perfectly viable.

His boyfriend is also missing fingers. Kinda suspicious desu

They say it was actually an accident, he fell asleep while his hands were in dry ice. It sucks, this kind of accident happens to me everytime too.

Yes, it's actually possible.

>This guy should have been institutionalized years ago.
Hell no. Which is better?
>degens get put in institution
>deprived of their freedom to do whatever
>normal people have to cover the expenses with their taxes
Or...
>degens get to roam free
>they have freedom to do whatever so long as the people they're hurting consent
>no one's rights are violated
>no one has to waste cash on lost causes
>we can all have a nice laugh, or at least some morbid curiosity-type entertainment, at their expense
It's a win-win.

>They say it was actually an accident
maybe it was insurance fraud?

>he fell asleep while his hands were in dry ice
yeah, it happens to the best of us.
I understand that he has to lie, in order to not be placed in a mental institution, but couldn't he have planned this in a less stupid way? His story is clearly false, and the whole thing is extremely suspicious.
In we can clearly the results of a drop of liquid running down his left wrist. He most likely dipped his hands in liquid nitrogen, which would also explain the perfectly uniform damage to his hands. Look at the fucking perfectly straight line on his right wrist separating dead and healthy tissue. That's not from dry ice, that's from dipping hands into something and stopping at that point.
Why didn't he just restrict blood flow to his hands? He could easily claim it was for a bondage fetish, which is actually extremely common, and nobody would bat an eye, nobody would suspect anything. It would still be an accident. That kind of shit actually could happen to anyone.

>maybe it was insurance fraud?
Imagine being an insurance company and having to pay out a big policy over a case of amputation caused by self-medication with dry ice.

>deviantart.com/amputation-nation/gallery/44504192/Amputee-Furries
There's a number of unpleasant stages before there's acceptance.

he can get fisted with the stumps

>accident
>accident
>accident
>accident

>*I half-harmed so I could get my hans amputated

Fix'dq

Based and logic pilled tbqh.
This is the most delusional thing i have seen in a while, literallt disgusting state of furries.

It seems he is or his husband atleast is going through and deleting comments on the twitter pictures. This is some high tier mental illness,

Dude has wanted to remove his hands since 2015 as far as I know. Even more, who knows.

He (or his husband) is probably going to delete this at some point, but it's too late.

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>tfw he'll get neetbux forever
>tfw I won't.
Time to go, lads. Me wagie cagie's calling...

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this is just too good. As if the whole thing isn't suspicious enough already, here he is explicitly showing interest in not having hands.
If it looks like a duck...

Dry ice is -very- cheap, user.

>furfag
>excited to see his dog

Maybe he's just trying to be positive with this outcome

I'd rather not get neetbux than cosplay as a powerpuff girl for the rest of my life desu

Why spoiler it? This is fucking Jow Forums you imbecile

holy fucking shit, why do people care about this guy so much? I've seen him posted constantly on multiple boards, everyone posting in threads discussing their theories on why he lost his hands or if it was intentional or what
but who the fuck cares? I could maybe understand if this guy was a celebrity but I'd never heard of him until this thing happened. he's just some random furry

regret incoming. nigga wont even be able to talk selfies anymore.

hes a homo so he just gets gay blowjobs all the time.
>my face when he cant even lube his own asshole now

he can get bionic hands NOW. google bioM. its cool as fuck.

>some weird furry guy with a self-amputee fetish gets blowjobs all the time from his -husband-
>meanwhile you're a loveless virgin at 27

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Even the most advanced bionic prostheses (which cost a shitload of money) are vastly inferior to the real thing.

I dont know man, they can be pretty advanced.

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It's an incredibly sick, bizarre saga playing out in real time, and over twitter.
A guy who is literally a furry AND a faggot most likely got his still-functioning hands amputated to fulfill some sick fetish.
You aren't fascinated by this?

They still feel like shit (i.e. like nothing at all), don't have the practicality of the real thing, require regular maintenance, can't have them on all the time, cost a lot, etc.

Woah shit we are legit in Deux Ex times now.

>He has an amputation fetish/wanted to replace his hands with paws.
The irony in the situation probably is that his own hands were closer to real paws than whatever he will replace them with.

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we're gettin there.

wait how did he tweet this

voice to text obviously..i imagine.

>hold phone in stumps
>type with erect dick

you can just say paw emoji and get paw emoji from text to speech?

Maybe his husband typed it out for him before giving him a sympathy blowjob?

>tfw an amputee still gets head instead of you

he has a little stick he uses with his mouth too.

>hydromorphone gaze
>no miosis
Quit making assumptions

how can you be this stupid?

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youtu.be/ZbdMMI6ty0o

he is just coping
You just know he gonna fucking explote someday and kill himself

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I bet he's already exploding inside his hubby's mouth every night

how is he gonna do it with those handless arms

>down a dozen sleeping pills
>shove a stump into your mouth
>suffocate and die

>down a dozen sleeping pills
How will he get them into his mouth

Spills them with his feet, sucks them in kneeling with his mouth