"user! Wake up babe! Were you having that nightmare again...

>"user! Wake up babe! Were you having that nightmare again? The one where you're a loser without a cute asian girlfriend who loves you? Well, it was just a bad dream sweetheart! Your life isn't really that pathetic!"

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fuck, I peed my pants. I had a 5dl of water and a bowl of noodles last night before bed. Drank up the noodle soup.

Wake up 3hours to early that I'm peeing my pants.

>to afraid to tell me asian pharmacist gf that I peed my pants. The madrass has pee on it. I removed the sheets that also had pee on it.

last time I'm drinking so much before bed.

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Damn that dream was so realistic. For a second there I thought I turned 30 without having a girlfriend. Good thing it was all a dream.

>have dream where I have a gf or I'm talking to a girl who is clearly into me
>immediately wake myself up because every level of my consciousness knows that would never happen

>>"user! Wake up babe! Were you having that nightmare again? The one where you're a loser without a cute asian girlfriend who loves you? Well, it was just a bad dream sweetheart! Your life isn't really that pathetic!"
>wakes up again
>silence

>>silence
Is that because your qt gf was sleeping when you woke up from the dream?

Korean girls = best, top excellent
other asian girls = not

your thread = not

Japs>gooks
Oreganari

open to interpretation

yew wish. Korean women are the best.