>girlfriend wants fried chicken for breakfast
i think my child will be a boy.
Girlfriend wants fried chicken for breakfast
Isaiah Green
Aiden Peterson
chicken for breakfast always
Joshua Powell
>I think my child will be a boy
Sorry for your loss.
Austin Ortiz
That's not good. You should have be having a girl, user so i can get a gf
Lucas Scott
Im going to rape him or her when it's born
Nathan Wood
>fried chicken for breakfast
Does your pregnant gf actually eat like that?
Ethan Wilson
You fuckers are sick.
She's getting really fat.
David Gonzalez
>getting really fat.
That's not the issue, wtf are you doing you want your child to grow retarded?
Owen Collins
My mom wanted lemons when she was pregnant with me! Does this mean I should have been a girl? :3c
Jackson Flores
what we know for sure is it's gonna be a hideous mutt
Samuel Davis
Let me fuck your baby uwu
Connor Young
Include a waffle and then propose because she must be from the south
Lincoln Miller
chicken contains phthalates which will give your boy micropenis when he's born
Liam Young
My mom was so good at being pregnant that I was born ahead of schedule. She always did push herself to excel.
Kayden Cox
me and Aiste's first child is gonna be a girl
with my beautiful caramel skin and her cute beady mousy eyes
right babe?
Ryan Roberts
When I was pregnant with my son all I wanted was potatoes - basically any type of potato. Scalloped, mashed, baked, fried, chiped, hashed - just loved em. I really wanted red meat too (I think that was due to my anemia though).
With my daughter all I wanted was sweets, particularly ice cream. I had gestational diabetes so I never really got to eat anything I was craving though.
Mason Long
Maybe that's not her fault though, my mom took some pills when she was pregnant so i blame my autism on that, but she had to, eating garbage on the other hand it's just poor parenting.
Leo Wright
You're retarded because you live in a fucking jungle you fucking nigger.
Angel Long
at least i'm not a chubby asian 32yo burger king employee
Ryder Price
Keep seething while la creatura grows stronger everyday in your girlfriend's womb.
Liam Fisher
My son will be the king of HELL.
Ryder Wright
we will never know why Joao choose Berta over Kuruminha
Camden Taylor
>commiefornia
>likely absent dad due to overwageing or chronic shitposting syndrome
>mother already controls husband, sends him to sleep in the coach
Your son will be a feminist.
Dylan Jackson
Your son will be black lmao
Luke Ward
If my son or daughter is a nigger, im dumping the cheating whore. But most likely, she never cheated and the kid will look like me.
Charles Allen
>fried chicken
100% the kid is blasian