What would you do if you got to heaven and all the girls there were chubby to fat? Keep in mind that this is supposed to be forever.
What would you do if you got to heaven and all the girls there were chubby to fat...
Luke Kelly
Adam Murphy
turn 360 and go to hell
Michael Jackson
You mean 180 degrees I hope? Are you a cute little autist?
Justin Reed
he would moonwalk to hell
Zachary Turner
would smash their fucking skulls so I get send straight to hell
Sebastian Peterson
I'd clearly be in the good place since it be nice but not good enough, I want obese angels.
Jack Hall
It would be heaven x2.
Juan Ross
If I can't touch them then I'd conclude that I had actually ended up in hell.
For anons who don't want to talk about fat chicks but came into this thread anyway why, tell me what ironic punishment you'd be forced to deal with.
Jordan Lewis
>heaven
>all the girls are chubby to fat
makes sense since all the cocksucking stacy sinners are going to burn, cant wait to have hannah minx lick caviar off my balls while i smoke a cuban and watch the bitches who rejected me shriek in eternal pain and suffering
Adrian Bennett
In this hypothetical, do women gain a 100kg when they go to heaven?
Elijah Reyes
Enjoy the Futas in Hell instead
Connor Watson
God have blessed me with this. I love chubby girls
But kinda shameful i can't go to hell first, which means i can't rip and tear my way to heaven and enjoy my hard earned reward
Sebastian Powell
I'll open a gym and be their instructor
Wyatt Kelly
No. You will not. They are perfectly healthy.
Ethan Adams
It does nothing because God zaps them back to fat once they lose too much.
Landon Russell
Turbo Heaven?
Where do I sign up?
Leo Parker
Will they have sex with me? Because if not, I'm pretty sure that would be hell.
Carson Stewart
You literally cannot have sex in heaven. I would apply for a petition to stay in purgatory because why not?
Camden Foster
They accept payment in hugs, cuddles, and food.
Brody Martinez
I wouldn't give a shit just show me where I find heavens supply of black tar heroin
Joseph Sanders
San Francisco, user. You will be welcomed there.
Luke Wood
how should a humble user go about telling a woman that he wants to make her fatter
Mason Murphy
Not only get her to be fatter and have a nice tummy
but get her PREGNANT TOO
Not only would she have a bigger stomach, but bigger milkers.
Michael Adams
Just invite her over and watch a movie, while eating a bunch of snacks, but don't eat that much yourself, feed your mistress
Aiden Edwards
That's 200 fucking pounds. If a woman was obese and weighed as much as 2 women, that would be 200 lbs. She added THAT much weight onto herself. WTF.
Ryder Rivera
Now that's what I call angel soft!
Thomas Reed
good night fellow fatfags
may we all experience OP's heaven someday
Alexander Scott
depends what kind of fat
Juan Taylor
Exactly. If 100mg can make a healthy individual hyper sexy, imagine what another 100kg when health issues are gone.
Jeremiah Cox
>What would you do if you got to heaven and all the girls there were chubby to fat?
Everything in my power to make them even fatter
Jace Morris
>if you got to heaven
Why the fuck do you think any of us deserve to go to heaven? We're basically already in purgatory anyway