>first day of school
>already get hit on in both of my classes
>3 girls ask for my number
I just want to be left alone. I don't want to disappoint you with my small dick.
First day of school
Jayden Torres
Mason Peterson
Huge ass fag, just go ahead and dissapoint them. Also, remind them that your small peepee is fertile with this image.
Kevin Diaz
No user. I can't embarrass myself like that. I'm 28 for crying out loud.
Cameron Robinson
may I ask how big your dick is?
Easton Harris
I think what you meant to ask is "how small" is his dick
Juan Sanchez
well, I don't know the size so I can't affirm if it's indeed small or not.
most of the people that think they have small dicks are actually average.
watching porn in excess makes you think your dick is small while it isn't
Carter Miller
It is 5x5 inches small.
Camden Long
well, I don't think is that small (at least it's not a micropenis)
you're good to go! trust me
Bentley Butler
I guess that could be a lot worse. You're not at micropenis size, but you're definitely not part horse. You're at the bottom rung of acceptable penis size, so work on your stamina and up your tongue game and then get after it
Dylan Perez
At least you can,theoreticly, have sex.
Unlike me, with my crowbar dick.
Alexander Morgan
Atleast girls hit on you
Juan Howard
Based samonella poster
Tyler Jackson
What's the point? It's just unwanted attention at this point. I feel like I'm Tantalus.
Brody Nelson
The point? At least you know people are interested in you
Hunter Phillips
At least you aren't too autistic to know if someone is hitting on you. Its either that or ive never been hit on, and i like to delude myself that it's the former.
Jayden Barnes
I know no girl's hit on me because it's been an actual year since I talked to a girl (including one off phrases like sorry and hi)
Samuel Garcia
It's the 1st day of school,
and (you) think (you)'re
bill Wurtz
Hudson Gonzalez
Its ok take the chance i some times dress up my penis like a clown so when girls laugh i dont feel as bad
Dylan Green
your sabotaging yourself theres more to a relationship more to sex then your dick take a chance make an attempt to be happy
Colton Bennett
anonym-ous............
Ayden Kelly
:two_hearts::sparkling_heart::sparkles::hearts:
Jason Bailey
I get my gf off multiple times with a 5 1/2 inch each time, she says it hurts when she rides sometimes and I can feel it punch her cervix when it happens so I guess any bigger would be detrimental in my situation at least. Could probably be girthier but not too worried about it. Power from hips and stamina really help.
John Nguyen
>sad that girls want to fuck you
Shut the fuck up user stop being such a pussy
Dominic Myers
>28
>first day of class
tf r u still in school for
Jaxon Myers
Literally no women has ever hit on me, fuck you OP
Samuel Jones
There was a guy I knew in high school, where girls would constantly be talking about how tiny of a dick he had.
He got laid more than everyone else because they all had to check for themselves.
Carter Thomas
i got a girl's number two days ago and we both keep sending one really long text every 6 or 7 hours and it's annoying because after like 5 hours i think she's fucked off
Noah Peterson
same
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