Well boys, my time here is almost over. I move out of my parents house next week...

Well boys, my time here is almost over. I move out of my parents house next week. I am moving in with my sister as my roommate. I am so close to work, walking distance, my new job pays 17/hr and I got me a car. My time of being a robot is coming to an end. I also went vegan and started hitting the gym. I have never felt better in my life. Lastly, and the real reason I am here, I really want to make some extra cash on the side by being a pornhub model and make vids. Everyone I know tells me I have a womens hips and a fat ass. Just gotta drop some weight and wax my bod. Anyone have some good dildo recommendations? Also, any cross dresser or sissies here, where can I get cute outfits? Maid, schoolgirl, princess, etc.

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WTF? I was so happy reading this until you said you wanted to be a pornhub model

Whats wring with that?

>is a normalfag literal fag
>thought "it" was a robot
>even says goodbye to the board
can't make this shit up

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same, how degrading. still, i hope some rich arab whale pays you while you let him shit on your stomach

>everyone I know tells me I have a womens hips and a fat ass
Who tells you that, want to go to bed with your hips.

My sisters, my mom, my friends from work and some cousins.

All the good in my life has happened recently. I was heading nowhere in life and. I am a 25 year old virgin, how was I not a robot?
Why is that so depressing?

Why would an Arab do that? Gay sex is haram.

Shitting on someones stomach isn't sexual.

Will your sister be involved with the PH business?

I support you user, im happy for you

Fuck no. It is gonna be very low key. My room is gonna have a key lock and my toys and stuff is gonna be buried in the closet. I think I should start simple. Couple 10 min videos of me playing with my toys. I would ideally like to have enough patronage to start doing more elaborate vids like cosplay and interesting scenarios,but with the pricey outfits, no dollar store bullshit

If that was true, they wouldn't hire exclusively attractive women to do it to. They would just pick up some Arab woman from a local slum.

Thanks user. I shall not let you guys down

>op still hasn't posted his ass yet
Do it stupid faggot

same
i had a gay arabic feminist professor while in uni. with all the crazy liberal stuff going on, it's a thing now.

ok thats fine but post your pornhub name here so i can follow you thanks

Working having muscles eating healthy and owning a vehicle doesnt stop u from being a robot

I plan too. I will definitely be back for video ideas. That brings me to a good point. What would a good name be? I want something cute, but slutty.
Yeah, but I also have a decent job. All I need now is a bf or gf to lose my virginity to and no more being a robot for me.

Dildo vids are boring and all the same. Get a big Black bf and have him pound the shit out of you. I wanna see that virgin ass ruined and glazed

>Going vegan
>Being a porn actor
>Posting an /lgbt/ or /cgl/ thread in Jow Forums
Come on, man.