Please tell me you are not one of those weird ass americans who put ranch dressing on their pizza

Please tell me you are not one of those weird ass americans who put ranch dressing on their pizza.

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desu all the big companies offer it as a breadstick dipping sauce

based steven sushi poster , also
>american
>spic
OH NO NONO

>putting ranch on anything

Off to the gulag 4 u :)

desu it looks good, I would do it but i' on keto right now.

there's nothing better to eat broccoli with than ranch.

nacho cheese maybe

I've been know to dip my crusts in it on occasion but never on the actual pizza.

>not putting ranch on everything
Off to the gas chambers with you

You shut your fuckin' mouth, boi. Ranch on pizza slaps.

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>not putting ranch on a moderate amounts of foods while restricting its use on others
I hate what you say, but i will defend to the death your right to say it.

No.
I put hot sauce on it like a normal fucking person.

Canadian and I do it, faggot

More ranch than pizza

People who put ranch on pizza put ranch on everything, because they like ranch. They don't give a fuck about pizza.

no but I put ranch on nachos and I don't give a fuck what you think

What does ranch taste like?

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It's the spiciest condiment that white people can eat.

I mix some hot sauce into the ranch before I put it on pizza, though I only do it for shitty pizzas like Little Caesars or something.

Ranch fucking sucks
I only use blue cheese

Goddamnit user, beat me to it.
This, and/or crushed red pepper flakes and hot sauce.

There's one local pizza place by my place that has a ranch bottle that goes just perfect with their mediocre pizza. I used to think it's gross, but to a flavorless pizza it adds a nice kick.

Ranch is good on shitty pizza, anyone who puts it on good pizza should be shot. Steak sauce on shitty steaks follows the same rule.

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ummmm
my heart and my eyes hurt
>. . . . . . .

the kids who did that at school grossed the shit out of me for some reason

I dont do it all the time but Ive done it before its not bad

I also dip the pizza in nacho cheese