My mom just gave me a 1 week deadline to stop being a neet and do something with my life

Get into some online courses, ask her if she can pay them,etc or just do the free ones from edx, if she keeps bitching say that you will look for something Part-time meanwhile you finish your useless online education

Lie on the floor until she gives in.

Fuck I know this is what I have to do but I feel so unprepared and honestly scared as all hell, I haven't had a job since I was 16, 1k to my name, highschool dropout, 0 social skills or connection I haven't even see another person outside of my family in 7 months, no interests or hobbies. Not to mention picturing myself working or being productive in school for more than a month seems soul wrenching and tiresome as all hell is this what wagies feel everyday? thanks for the advice and for reading my blog, I think I might just take this anons advice

I agree, evolving from neet to wageslave doesn't really give anymore value to me existing but like this user says I don't have a choice. unless I find a another option that does count as "doing something" my hand is forced but that's the problem, I can't think of anything.

Fuck off normalfag newfaggot
i'm passionate about being alone and sleeping and that's it

Not sure if you're the same person or different peeps, but regarding response, maybe I was a bit harsh on you and I apologize for that, but going under the assumption both of you are OP if sleeping is something you're genuinely passionate about becoming a professional sleeper, test mattresses n shit

tell her you will kill yourself in her house

Accept your fate living in the streets and selling your ass for pocket change, the neet life was never meant to last

Its a big change so ya it will be scary but eventually you will find a job thats at least ok it will get you enough money to live on I was a neet for a few years some parts I miss but I prefer wageslave you might as well

If a deadline by your mom freaks you out then you'll never make it in the big open world.

KILL HER BEFORE SHE ESCAPES YOUR LEACHING

K I L L

H E R

>if sleeping is something you're genuinely passionate about becoming a professional sleeper, test mattresses n shit
kek

op if you have any mental illness then you legit can't work i know i tried and instantly became extremly stressed nosebleeds headaches etc and quuit

Become a gay porn star

If anything happens to me, one of you will take me in.

Why are white people so fucked up to their kids? I'm a 26 year old spic neet still living at home living the good life. I don't plan on moving out any time soon.

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>spic parents
>letting him neet it up

its not nice to lie user.

I'm white and 29 and live with my mom still. It's mainly just a certain type of baby boomer that acts this way. They're the "me" generation. Extremely entitled and selfish. My mom said she would provide for me and my brother as long as she can. We both ended up getting jobs and becoming self sufficient not because she pushed us out, but because we didn't want to burden her.

Got to about 20 as a black neet(race isnt really important) before I had to start trying.

>Alright this is what Im going to do
>Alright lets just look up places to rent
>800+ avg
Id have to work full time and Id rather just be put on a plantation

Yo if you actually need to get a job and there's a Walmart in your area, apply there. It's one of the easiest places to get hired. They don't even ask for any references. Just take an hour to fill out the online application and follow up with calls until they give you an interview.

Btw I'm not shilling or anything, the job itself can be pretty ass depending on your position/management, but a job's a job and it pays decent for basically 0 skill work.

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enjoy the bulling from coworkers

Co-workers are actually one of the best parts of the job, good mix of normies and akward robot-types

The management is where you gotta be careful, you can end up with a real douchebag manager or supervisor depending on the store

Join the military if nothing works out, hopefully you got a diploma.

How do I fight the dread of worrying about waking up the next day to go to my job? Just the thought of having a place I HAVE to go to fills me with such a feeling of desperation

Honestly dude you're just being a fucking pussy ass fag, and I say that as a lazy dude who failed an entire year of university from skipping classes

You just gotta take the leap and get used to having a job, it's really not that bad. After the first week or so you'll start to get to know your co-workers and it won't be as awkward or scary

There is no reason you should be getting bullied at work. School is one thing, since you have to go and teachers don't really give a shit but at the workplace there shouldn't be any tolerance for that kind of thing.

You're an adult now. Either stand up for yourself, or except being a doormat.

I blame my sisters, despite being younger they are way ahead of me in life. both live life on super easy mode but my mom still uses them as an example to bully me for being behind them.

>get used to having a job
Is this all there is to life.
also I doubt i'd be able to interact with co-workers t.autistic tard with no friends, but if I did try to how do you become more causal with co-workers?

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This or suck her pebis

I really feel you user, I've same feelings every time when I had to wake up for retail work to stock products in shop. It was such a pain, that I last long only for 2 months and then I left. It was such a horrible feeling. Though.. I've also worked as a janitor as part-time job for a year, I had to go to work in the evening and only for 2 hours, plus I was just riding on a jani-cart and was just listening to music, It was really chill work, that I really didn't minded to go, only sometimes it was just annoying that all the good shit, that happened in my internet life was often happening during when I was working, but what can you do about it. I would get not a wage-slave job, but I can't do it, because I don't know native language well and it's fucking hardcore for me living in my shit country.
Anyways.. Try to think good and find a job where you can go during evening or night to put that feeling away of waking up every fucking morning and going to somewhere you have to, but please never go to food/retail/cashier, that shit is so fucking stupid. Those are jobs only for old people or teens who really needs some money during summer. Be smart, hard moments in life requires hard thinking.

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Your first real job isn't the end all be all of your life. It's literally just a step into the adult world, which is what seems like your mom wants you to take. Think of it as an experience or an experiment, not a lifestyle or set-in-stone future. There ware plenty of jobs that I would never work again but I'm glad I did it for the experience.

Actually one of the best ways to improve socialization is to get a job where you're forced to interact with other people, so think of this as like training. There are tons of aspies who work in retail so don't feel like you're some special case.

sell me on the military what do you even do, also no diploma but I'm from leaf land so its fine.

Well, depends on the job...

NEET is an acronym for Not Employed, Educating or Training.
Make small steps every day - focus on education. If your parent demands you to work, emphasize the difficulty in finding work in todays world and ask for assistance. If theyre okay with you continuing your education, try to let them be open minded in starting slow after a long hiatus.

Consider picking up volunteer work if none of the job apps pan out. Youll build experience and hopefully customer service and basic social skills.

If none of the above are reasonable or acceptable to your parent, consider moving out after getting a decent income.

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kys to make her feel like shit

Hobbies.
Games are a somewhat common hobby. Lifting and games are rather easy to discuss nowadays, or maybe thats just where I am and who I talk to.
You could volunteer. Lotta volunteering types are big believers in spreading hope and such.

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holy shit dude, i cant actually fathom having to become a wageslave by force. Good luck, fren.

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thats fucked up user, I hate parents who do that to their own flesh and blood, if they want you to get a job so badly then they should help you. alot of neets are neets because they struggle to find the motivation to work or dont know how to actually get a job, there needs to be more helps for people in that position

Fucking this.
>be clueless boomers unaware of how fucked up things are today
>never show your offspring the ropes or help them
>can't even give them a roof over head even though that's absolutely basic
>kick them out to the wolves while they're still basically children
Total sociopaths.

>unemployed for a little more than 2 weeks
>parents basically want to kick me out already
i dont fucking get this shit at all, i dont even pay rent, i just make money for myself, but the second that stops they want to boot my ass? boomers are fucking mental

Fucking sharks and alligators are better parents than boomers.

who she is user? what character is this?

and op, just start screaming and go crazy like you have schizo or some shit, it works for some people =)

Roon, from azurlane. pretty based taste

i wished she looked more miserable with more dark line in the eye