NEET wanking for the 5th time today edition
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first for kicking plump down a flight of stairs
Pound's tanked. Fuck Boris, conservatism is a mental illness.
for me, it's still the jobcentre rather than the frog and feels.
>... I mention after seeing breast feeding on the television how a woman once sat next to me and breast fed in the Selfridges London Cafe - which I fully support
What did he mean by this?
>Why do you want to work for Burger King?
what do i write for this, lads?
dont work for them
me like make da burger wurga and eat them too
Free burgers
When I was 16 I was probably what you'd call alt right. 4 years on I'm a socialist, but definitely not the SJW type. But yeah, fuck conservatives, both big c and little.
Liberals dream of equal rights
Conservatives live in a world gone by
Socialists preach of a promised land
But old Uncle Son was an ordinary man
>movie starts off as a cute lesbian lewdfest
>30 mins in and one of the girls has explosive diareha
I had my dick out and everything
you really need a steady, reliable job (look after your mum or something) and you 'know' that burger king is a good company which will help you fulfill that
they're looking for employees who won't leave after two weeks, your actual skills are irrelevant
>yes I believe socialist utopias are possible
Weatherfu furiously slapping his bald gammony head reading lefty/pol/
>t-the Conservatives are actually conservative!
l m f a o
How often should I make a new post on Instagram?
>WANTED: AMERICAN CASINO GUIDE 2019
that's weirdly specific for a local recycling group
think you might be looking for Reactionaries rather than Conservatives lad
or you're liberal and don't know what the word means, one of the two
*starts getting bored and restless*
You're a scatman
scooby bada bee dada dada
Let me guess, you're a capitalist because "it's the way things are and they're never going to change"
If I were a NEET man,
Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.
All day long I'd pizza wizza bum.
If I were a Helper NEET.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a chumba wumba NEET,
Idle-diddle-daidle-daidle man.
I'd have all the bennies in the world,
As a chumba wumba, pizza wizza NEET.
lol pizzawizza classic britfeel
im a faster wastur
you doing alright seetheanon?
seetheanon xD who writes this classic britfeel?
seetheyweethey pizzawizza classywassy
*head explodes*
Why do comfy womfy NEETs make him so incredibly vexed?
lol what about that time when he posted a frog and said 'pizza wizza'? H O W L I N G
HE SAID PIZZA WIZZA FUXJING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
this is a comfy thread
go to brit/pol/ with this shite
yeah but our 50p game be stronk
Pizza wizza....I can't even...XD
I apologize unreservedly for participating in politics discussion last thread.
I agree that I was in the wrong and fostered an uncomfy environment and only ask for your forgiveness.
...
I just can't adult today, gonna order me a pizza wizza ROFL
>got an amazon delivery due today before 9pm
>not even marked as out for delivery yet
LOL HE PUT DA PIZZA WITH THE WIZZA WTFLMAO!
>Why yes, I am a comfy-womfy neety-weety who lovey-woveys eating tasty-wasty pizza-wizzas. How could you tell?
>one guy says pizza wizza sometimes
>someone else goes into a furious seethe and won't shut the fuck up about it
LOL gigachad xD he's just like me EH LADS LOOOOL
Just got up lads. How are you all and up to much? I'm listening to jay z - blueprint and playing pokemon omega ruby
gonna watch Jeepers Creepers 3 instead
My stance is the same. These SJW types don't represent my beliefs at all, it's a real shame that minority is so vocal. Liberals aren't much better, they used to be so much more open to dialogue.
Can we please stop posting this mentally ill man in the thread, he's not interesting or funny.
Wow, from timmy spamming to le ebin rhymes spamming.
*holds up spork* XDDDD I WATCH WELSH SOAPS lmaoo im just weird like that lolz
comedy gold good sir one classic britfeel for this lad xD
I'll do what the fuck I want and you can't stop me
b-but he gets bennies and my retarded spasticated disabled brother in a wheelchair only gets 3quid a month! britfeel wasn't created from neets advising each other on how to get the most bennies with the least amount of effort!
Can you please fuck off back to whatever board you came from newfag. Tim has always been part of /britfeel/ culture.
Shippy actually sort of BTFO with this one.
guess what lads
just had a NEETY SKEETY POOPSIE WHOOPSIE
LOOL U MAD WAGIE RAGIES
>Your parcel is still on the way, but it's running late. Now expected 29 August - 2 September - most parcels arrive in a day.
fuck sake, can i get some money back? delivery was free but i've stayed in all day waiting for it to turn up and it was ordered using prime
>Hello, Pizza Hut?
>I'd like to order a large tasty-wasty pepper-wepperoni pizza-wizza and a 1 litre-witre bottle of pepsi-wepsi
He's back...!
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>comments disabled
Aww wanted to post some abuse
Yeah, obviously it's all got to him. Ratings turned off too.
no worries mate, have a curry
me big quirky baby waybie put pepsiwepsi in my bottle wottlee goo goo boo boo to my boomy woomer matey baity! xD
for me, it's playing a dwarf hunter on wow classic
wow classic wow now thats classic wow
HHL doesn't post this meme any more so he'd like it if the abuse from seetheanon stopped
it's a good thing no one else is here because they would have heard me saying a lot of dumb shit
He literally did two days ago
>TFW the pizza wizza arrives
ME GUSTA!! XD
ragie wagies seething lolz
le trollface xDDd
lol im so drunky wunky pay for my pizza ragey wagey you mad lol you seetheyweethey ?
Its the best economic system out of the bunch and it goes well with the human nature plus you can't eradicate inequality there's always going to be people with more and those who try always end up very authoritarian with a corrupt elite who live in luxury.
I don't like how money ruins politics or bailing out failed businesses are too big now but its still better than the alternatives.
Rather use something tried and well used than something with a very spotty track record because its "fair"
*holds up pIzZa WiZzA oF DoOM*
time to get WUMFY CUMFY SNIGGY-SNUGGLER liddy lod ladders !! xP xP
whats more boring, helper lad posting two posts a day about pizza and what he's watched on tele or the seethe user posting fifty shitposts a day about him
>gf birthday today
>have to go for a meal with her senpai after work
feels bad lards
not seen Jeepers Creepers 2 in years not sure what's going on
I've never said pizza wizza before, but the fact that it makes someone so furious that they endlessly shitpost about it makes me want to start.
Anyone listen to podcasts? Casefile & They Walk Among Us are pretty good crime-related ones.
Seether and his drivel, HHL posts are mundane but they don't shit up the thread
What I find boring are the posts HHL constantly makes about himself but as though he's someone else.
don't tell him you've stuck it up her bum
Poley likes helphelperlad, for reference
This. Remember when he'd pretend to get banned and delete his images? He orchestrates this himself.
I don't get him
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he just says the same thing over and over, is it meant to be funny or does he have a disability?
'Seetheanon' and 'HHL' are the same person.
chatting nonsense as usual.
Going to the Dentist and the Optician tomorrow, lads. Hope all is well with both.
Why does that feel bad fren?
So whos the one shitting up the thread right now?
seethfags think we forgot about all the helper larping and gaslighting they did
>imagine spending your time ranting and fucking with mental midget posters then saying you're better than them
>HHL makes post
>then he pretends to be Seether
Tbh Ive genuinely started to think this.
I believe I'm a seethfag but I never larped as pizza tits
This is a HHL post. Funny isn't it?
Remember HHL has admitted he spends hours shit posting on here and Jow Forums
>he just says the same thing over and over
lmao yeah, he's been doing it for yeaaaaars. He's a lazy lonely bum. Lots of lore though, even though he tries his best to scrub it from YT.
All th HHL apologists shit up the thread too though.
What about when we have robots doing all the work for us? There would literally be no need for capitalism
i put fami ily but changed it to senpai lad. Because I dont really want to spend time with her mum and her mums 23 y/o bf and her grandparents lol
problem with the lesser known deep lore guys like seaside and even timmy is you have to watch a fuck ton of content to learn the lore since it's mostly pointless videos and they're too obscure to have well researched summary videos
Yes exactly. HHLIDF then rushes to defend HHL and he keeps conversation about him. Classic Personality behaviour and cancer.
>moans about hhl posting every day
not like we've pretty much had the same discussions on here for the last 6 years on loop. takes things like shippy larping as a nonce to differentiate it even a tiny bit
I remember when HHL was getting loads of abuse so he said about his nan having just died, then went on a rant about seetheanon. Because that took priority over his nan dying.
So either he made it up or he's got bizarre priorities. Could be both.
Occasionally I'll sit for hours and watch webms of lasses sucking cock and getting spermed on until I sperm in my pants.