As a fake white guy, almost every swipe I made to the right ended up being a match. I was barraged with options. All girls wanted to talk to me. I had so many matches I didn't even know who to pay attention to. My phone was buzzing with so many messages, it was unbelievable. As an African guy, consider yourself lucky if you get more than five matches in a week, yet as a mzungu, I had over 30 matches in a few hours. Some even swiped right on me first. And these were super fine ghels.
Since it was an experiment, I proceeded to chat with them in the most aggressive way possible. I got extremely naughty and composed explicit flirt messages that would normally be met with insults or blue ticks if they came from a local black mouth like mine and yours. But guess what? These Kenyan girls were very warm and accommodating. Nearly all of them were ready to part thighs for me within the first few minutes of chatting.
The results of my little experiment are worth examining in detail for the clarity they provide to men who rely on the local dating marketplace as the fulcrum of their mate selection strategy. Let's break down each girl one by one
Sally was ready to make babies with me despite the fact that I was a total stranger. Not just one baby but two babies. Fadda Lord!! She didn't even bother to do a background check on me. She didn't care to think that maybe I might be a direct descendant of notorious killer Jack The Ripper or an international arms smuggler wanted by Interpol and the FBI. She was all but ready to present her vagina to a white penis for reproduction purposes. Damn,
>I Pretended To Be A White Guy k lets see the average everyday typical white guy picture you used
Camden Bell
I didn't even say hello or introduce myself. I just began with a perverted statement, asking her if she was ready to give me a blowjob in Spain. She jumped on the opportunity with more zeal than a makanga jumping onto a moving matatu. She went on to explain in detail how she would provide heavenly fellatio. If you tried this stunt as an African man, you'd be pelted with insults and possibly get exposed on Facebook and Instagram as a horny and mannerless simpleton .
She texted me first - not just a simple innocent text. She called me 'love'. Her relentless pursuit continued as she went on to tell me how horny she was.
>paying for her flight I think that's the only reason she is going along with it my man
Lucas Flores
cool. whites can't be robots. next thread.
Blake Barnes
After a brief chit-chat, I lied that I live in Kileleshwa then asked her to come over the next day. She promised to do so and kindly inquired about the appropriate time. I ignored her from there on and I am sure she's restless right now, wondering where her white ticket to eternal luxury and success disappeared to. Poor girl.
It's almost like , every POC said , white people dictated what is beautiful and what is not , via mass medias (hollywood , magazines etc)...
And you didn't believe us... Honestly you must want it to be a white incel but let that sink in
Matthew Flores
Woiye Teddy. Look at her last seven texts - all ignored. She is wondering why I am not responding. She is probably depressed right now, wondering why the white man has forsaken her after she agreed to everything. She even agreed to be urinated on and to lick the asshole. Haha. Anything for the white man.
Maureen is as obedient as a Scottish king's knights. She doesn't mind a perfunctory fuck with a white stranger. I instruct her to come over and she immediately promises to do so. White privilege is real people. She goes on to praise my body too, not knowing she is being catfished.
What do you think would happen if you just called a random Kenyan girl your munchkin out of the blue. First she would give a long mschew then commence a lengthy rant filled with statements such as "Ata hunijui na unaniita munchkin. Ebu go away. Nkt" But this girl right here is as receptive as Mother Teresa because she has seen white skin. She pledges to avail herself at my non-existent hotel room suite, knowing very well that she will get devoured and used for sexual pleasures.
I would not be opposed to spoofing my location and trying tinder in Africa lmao
I refuse to believe most African girls write English this good .. maybe I'm wrong
Also Mzungu is a Bantu language term used in the African Great Lakes region to refer to people of European descent. It is a commonly used expression among Bantu peoples in Kenya, Tanzania, Malawi, Rwanda, Burundi, Uganda, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Comoros, Mayotte and Zambia, dating back to the 18th century.
The more u learn
>All these censored pics Lame we need pics of the gyals
Nolan Stewart
Jesus! She asked me for money. Still, I cant help but burst out in laughter.This is what I call LACK OF AMBITION. You have the chance to ask a white guy for money and you ask him for 50 dollars? That's 5000 shillings only. Girl. you are part of the reason why Africa has economic struggles.
Another one texted me first and didn't hide her thirst at all. I am pretty sure she was as wet as the Mwea Rice Plantation. Her hands were up in the air, ready to touch my chest. Upon assessing her messages further, I think she is more into looks. She can bang any guy, so long as he is hot. And that's the only way you can succeed as a black man on Tinder. You have to be hot or have a killer fashion sense. Most bros will agree that this is rather unfortunate. Can someone create a dating app that displays intelligence/IQ instead of looks?
Pretty much every single person speaks English fluently in Kenya. That goes for most African countries.
See how I put no effort at all. My first message is just a request for a date and she says yes. As a Kenyan guy,you will have to invest dozens of hours in texting, phone calls and dates to hit that punani.
She is in for sex ladies and gentlemen. At least she is bright enough to not accept a pregnancy offer immediately like the first girl. I'll laud her for that. But did you see the last thing she said? She will swallow the cock. till it reaches her throat. Where did Michael Jackson change his skin from black to white? We need to sign up my fellow Kenyan men. Haha
And that wraps it up. You've seen how fair the ground is if your skin is white. Kenyan girls have an insatiable appetite for the male human from Europe or America. They want the money, the vacations around the world and the cute babies. They are ready to do anything. They offer no resistance. No playing hard to get, no blue ticks, no resistance. Nothing. All they say is yes yes yes.
>hit on 3rd world nogs with a white chads picture >oh man look at their reactions they are even asking for money! Fucking duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, are you retarded OP?
Jason Richardson
I think the point was that anyone with lighter skin than #000000 color code is gonna slay in Africa. Or Kenya, in this case.
Landon Davis
OP is reposting an article. You can easily find the original with 10 seconds of google.
Jaxon Turner
Let me guess, you also chose a above average White guy.
Michael Moore
If Whites can't be robots, it wouldn't be called "robot". You think Blacks know how to invent them?
Evan Phillips
i always wanted to be a sex tourist, but never liked asians. this is very, very interesting.
Jaxson Collins
Robots should come together and plan a trip to Africa, like that french guy
Adam Wilson
So what you're telling me is that white people made all the robots? That makes sense, just another problem white people made. just kidding stop fighting over race you retards
Evan Garcia
That should be a given.
Cameron Cruz
>s-stop fighting Said like the little brother who knows he's gonna lose.
Caleb Moore
Black girl ( Africa ) Look like shit LoL . No Chad want that
Asher Jones
This is extremely obvious cope, lol
Lincoln Powell
They desire them for the money exclusively. While the husband is away they will indulge in BBC consistantlt. Black men are far more powerful and masculine than white men. It is not even fair for white men. All white men should be put on hrt.
Kayden Phillips
lmfao COPE. fantasy vs reality nigger. your women are ours whether you like it or not. its the white man's birthright. go watch some blacked
I've got to admit this is driving me crazy. I love black girls and would seriously consider going to Rwanda or something just so I can fuck shitloads of them
Elijah Perez
Pretty useless unless we see the photo desu. There are ugly and attractive men of almost every race, so it really does not count if he chose a picture of an above average man.
Andrew Walker
Wanna go with me? I would be down, got a discord?
Leo Gray
What's baffling to me is how no one (except ) is questioning the fact that he didn't provide the profile picture. Probably used some chad pic
Dominic Taylor
Guess Im taking a trip to Kenya then!
Jaxon White
Wtf am I a joke to you?
Jeremiah Foster
Just give in to the ebony pill user. It will be the best decision of your life
Hunter King
White's and blacks cannot be robots. Get out
Austin Johnson
Bugs can't be robots
Robert Edwards
The only bugs are the errors in my robot. While you desperately catch bugs with your tongue, toad. Leave IMMEDIATELY NORMIE
Brandon Anderson
>calls me a frog >calls me a normie Listen you fucking mundane waste, you best not be here once school starts back up.
Im ordering my malaria pills now. Cant wait to suffocate in big black ass
Jeremiah Evans
Trip to kenya is like $1,000 fuck a different girl every day for a month and that's $33 a girl. Can't beat that. Hotel and Food should be dirt cheap, it's Kenya after all.
You should be able to score all the 8/10 disease free girls. No problem.
Possibly even bring the best one out of the bunch home. Who doesnt want a black Stacie loyal to your white cock with a cute accent?
This is making my jungle fever cock diamonds
Nathan Price
I dated an African woman and not only did she beg immediately for babies but her friends did too. It's a glorious opportunity for an average looking white man.
This same schtick has been done in articles a few times already. I seem to recall that if you actually were to have sex with them, they ALWAYS expect money.
Hudson Wood
Who needs your money when they can have your white seed? It is more valuable to them.
Brayden Rogers
I'm gonna go fuck African Stacy, see you latter virgins.
I say it's worth it. Being back Kenya's top Stacies and get married.
Wyatt Thompson
Isis is literally in Kenya, you retards. I wouldn't be suprise if this whole thread is just for terrorist getting stupid white boys to flynout and get behead.
Kayden Miller
I would not mind saving an African qt from being slathered by Boka no Haram.
I'll be her hero.
Lincoln Bailey
Cover yourself in bacon grease faggot
Sorted.
Noah Murphy
Look at all these queens you can save from Baka No Haram
>She didn't care to think that maybe I might be a direct descendant of notorious killer Jack The Ripper or an international arms smuggler wanted by Interpol and the FBI. DUDE!
Camden Gomez
Kenya is relatively safe you retard. Certainly safer than Burgerland.
Joshua Gomez
Al shebaab is actually making the country slightly at risk of terror attacks
See: Kenya mall shooting
But again, so does the US and EU
Jayden Powell
They are blowing up my phone holy shit.
Noah Nguyen
You're still more likely to get shot in Burgerland. In Kenya you need to be unlucky to be at a time and place where they might mount a terror attack. Which is getting less likely now with increased security and increased military presence near Somalia.
