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FUCK. you're right i'm just retarded. i just realized from your post my mom told me that deliberately so I wouldn't kill myself. i will just wait until deferment period is over. if i can't get job out of uni i'll NEET with my savings and then throw myself off a bridge.

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>tfw got a first every year from a UK top 10 uni
>tfw did a summer internship and now doing an industrial masters internship

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But then how will you meet your future wife and children user

>transfer from chill community college to fully fledged university
>suddenly feel way out of my depth
Shit I think I might have made a mistake.

>Already have my bachelors
>Vow to never go back
>4 years later, working full time and taking classes at night

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>syllabus week
>skipping class all week
>day drinking in my dorm
is there any other way to do this?

If you suicide your debt will go to your parents because more than likely they co-signed them.
You're here forever faggot

>First day of Astronomy
>Have to take this because I don't want to take public speaking for my humanities credit
>Walk in early so I don't have to talk to anyone
>Young Incel walks in, sits close to me
>Professor walks in
>He's a 40 year old Neet
>Incel and Neet know each other
>I can already tell he has some favoritism for incel
>Other students walk in
>Class goes as normal
>Professor Neet has no charisma and low confidence
>Professor Neet puts us in groups for our first "project"
>Incel goes with his neck beard buddies
>Contstantly giggling
>My friend walks over to me and all the other girls in the class join our group of 4
>I'm in the roastie group
>"How many Earths do you think could fit in the Sun?"
>We answer as a group
>Incel group: "600 Earths could fit in the sun."
>Roasties: "356,000 Earths"
>Incel group laughs like crazy when they hear us
>Last group says 100,000
>Professor Neet does the math for us
>"So you can tell by canceling out the zeros we get a number close to 350,000."
>Incel Group goes quiet
>Professor moves on quickly.

Astronomy is going to suck balls this year. Especially because Professor Neet straight up thinks his students are fucking dumb off the bat.

thats a noble sentiment, but i'm on here for a reason friend. i've been working all my life pinching pennies and being frugal just for me to piss it all away in one bad decision. now i'll be 80k in debt once the dust settles, mostly due to my dumbass falling for the education meme. always wanted happiness, but thats a tall order apparently
this is what i thought. i'll have this hanging over my head the rest of my life, you're right.

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Man, I suck at math and even I know that 600 earths is nowhere close.

fieldwork kinda comfy

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My classes all require presentations and pairing into groups. I can't do it.
what are some good introvert majors anyways?

i am experiencing the same exact thing, man. idk what I got myself into.

>engineering
if you have to deal with other people it'll be other spergs
>math
>most liberal arts

That's all I can think of right now

>have to find a place to stay
>23, so visiting any dorm makes me feel old
>just the visiting process makes me nauseous
I can't imagine living with flatmates, fuck.

just live in the dorms (if its cheap) and provide alcohol to underage students. They'll love you

Two days in and I already don't want to be here
I spent the last month travelling Russia and Hungary by myself and was the happiest I'd ever been this year
I'm overloading on classes just because I want to spend as little time as possible with anyone

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i wish i hadn't started

literally had a mental breakdown after todays classes. This shit makes me so depressed I can't handle it. I'm dropping out, fuck em.
College is just a meme, head to trade school or self teach yourself

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I'm still pushing through it. Guess I'm not a brainlet just worried once I hit a four year. Can I still keep it up? Should I quit while I'm ahead? Ugh fuck man.

Physics and math major is pretty comfy. Commuting by train is also comfy af.

>at home during semester break
>Just overheard parents arguing about how they don't think i can finish uni
i know i'm failing, but this doesn't help

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>Its an user drives another user to suicide by trying to help him while high episode

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Managed to get to the gym today regardless of the feels. It's a real fight but I'm not gonna let a breakup fuck my health over. I'll make it eventually, bros

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The type of people that are still failures despite having degrees would also do terribly in a trade

>starting a chemistry bachelors next month
what am i in for lads

>find subject I like
>still not enough discipline to do well
I'm still trying and I'm doing better now but if I really can't get my shit together, there's no decent alternative to suicide.

You didn't actually go to college expecting to get a partner did you?

is comp sci doable if your a brianlet? I just want an easy job and a useful major

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Same, i'm doing cc and went to math class today and my god I just can't understand a fucking word what hes saying or anything on what hes doing, i know i can ask for help but fuck i don't wanna bother doing it when hes lecturing and at the end of class i'm busy going somewhere, i'm just not cut out for this shit, i'm too fucking retarded and so behind in my work, everyone knows what the fuck they're doing but i don't. christ i hate my parents so much for forcing me into this fucking meme