Imagine horsecocks

imagine horsecocks

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>tfw no gf into horsecock
>tfw no girl to tell me about her knotting stories
>tfw no beast friend

Ok, so I've imagined them. Now what

>Now what

climax

how can humans compete

>LOOK AT ME, DADDY, I'M A FARMER

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im retarded

No.
Origgganaallaa

>tfw thought about finding a summer job at some farm with horses because "i'm a city boy intersted in how people outside of cities live'

Do femanons prefer horse cocks or dog knots?

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horse for sure, my friend does at least, not me

How come you were discussing animal cocks in the first place?

because of her access to it

Orignal

Does she live on a farm?
I'm pretty sure you can die from it...

yeah has her own farm and a work horse. she's careful enough to not have died from it yet at least, she also is very familiar with the horse

Do you have any stories about that girl user?

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>I'm pretty sure you can die from it..

Vaginas can take a beating, it's mostly fags who are at risk because the colon is way more delicate

That's pretty hot, but admitting that you fucked a horse to your friend sounds kinda creepy...

Still, I don't know for sure, but I think it's dangerous when it's so thick and the animal's pressing on your body with its whole weight

lmao

People here call tranny threads degenerate but this is cool. Sure is yankee in here.

not any I can get into detail here, simply put she lives alone so has a lot of time and privacy to enjoy herself with it

This, keeping it to the baby maker is much less risky

Is it even pleasurable at that point? it's hard to imagine.

only bitter losers call things 'degenerate'

>This, keeping it to the baby maker is much less risky

Yeah if you want anal the knot is the better option

>This, keeping it to the baby maker is much less risky
Won't it damage the womb this way?

If you're not careful. It's still more difficult though and you can't as easily die from broken uterus as you can from ruptured intestines.

Hmmm, okay...
I'm not sure how this stuff works