Bros, I really wish I had a big dick.
It would give me the confidence to actually talk to girls and let out my sense of humor. I repress a lot of things because of my insecurities and the few times I do let it out, it's been well received.
But as someone with a 4 inch dick, I self sabotage all the time. It sucks real bad and is the cause of my depression.
/endvent
Bros, I really wish I had a big dick
Ethan Rogers
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Wyatt Fisher
>It would give me the confidence to actually talk to girls and let out my sense of humor.
Cope. You just think that bc you don't have one. I have a 9 inch cock and I'm really insecure.
Leo Reed
why do so many people think that a big dick will give you confidence? why would it possibly do that? do you know how a big dick looks in work slacks? people will always think you have a boner. that will do the exact opposite than you think.
Carson Wilson
look up jelqing user
Nicholas Sullivan
Ask a big dicker if he would ever reduce the size of his wood, ok then.
Isaiah Lewis
how bad (the size) ?
Ian Phillips
Why wouldn't it give you a massive confidence boost? It's like knowing you are going to win in the end, but you just have to start.
Chase Stewart
>tfw shitty diet and heavy drinking for the past month
>tfw diarrhea almost every single day
>tfw my dick goes in the yellow shit water everyday
>sometimes sit down to pee
>this is supposed to make me confident
Ethan Martinez
>meet girl
>hey nice to meet you im user
>nice to meet you im anonette
>anonettes looks at your dick area from time to time (like all girls)
>anonette then realizes that you always have a boner
>ask her out
>she thinks youre really horny and creepy because you literally always have a boner
how do you think thats going to work out?
Nicholas Hughes
How much of a fucking idiot do you have to be to not make a little napkin bed for you penis and rest it on top of the toilet?
Like out of all the "complaints" big dick guys make, this is the stupidest
Connor White
Anthony Garcia
>how do you think thats going to work out?
Successful?
Lincoln Thomas
even if successful, do you know how many actual girls cant handle anything much bigger than 7 inches? theres a very fine line between fornix stimulation and cervix bashing.
Robert Martin
If you turn her on properly, she most average girls can handle 7 inches.
Cervix bashing only happens when you jackhammer like a idiot.
Gavin Hernandez
Ok I'll trade my big dick for your 4 inch. In exchange you get my autism.
But wait this is all meaningless coping because we're all ultimately wishing for things we can't have and have to take advantage of what we do have going for us in this bitch of a world. You'll need to fuck every girl who hates me for being disabled and I'll need to fuck every size queen who hates you for not getting off her genitals.
Jeremiah Campbell
>8 inch dick
>120 iq
>good voice
>can make people laugh and like me
>girls seem into me from time to time and keep in touch
the downside here is that im black. everything has a tradeoff.
Jaxson Clark
Don't worry brother, it doesn't help much. Got 7" in length and three fingers wide, but it doesn't help the fact that I'm an anxious asocial wreck that can't even hold a normal conversation with anyone other than the one friend I got, let alone a woman.
Big dick ain't much good if you'll never get to use it
David Parker
user, you have a dick. That is all that matters. It functions, and so do you. You're a great person and that's much more attractive than any penis.
David Smith
>black
>120 IQ
No one's buying that, user, try harder
Jaxon Taylor
its actually tested at 117 but i like to round up. maybe i should round it down to 115 so people will believe me.
Michael Myers
you do realise people cant instinctively tell what your dick size is. whats more important is presenting yourself in a way that doesn't lead to people thinking you have a small dick, whichi is more commonly associated with scrawny people and people who are perceived as wimpy, so maybe more muscle or just exerting a chad aura(confidence) would help people believe you had a thundercock of your own, once they are in a situation where they would see your dick you've already succeeded at getting a gf so they are invested and less likely to leave for your dick size
Gavin Diaz
We wuz Lil Newton n Shiiiiiiieeeeeeet
Blake Wilson
>you do realise people cant instinctively tell what your dick size is.
That makes it worse. I rather girls already know I have a small dick so neither of us waste our time. Imagine fully falling for a girl only for her to be disappointed in your small dick and resent you for it.
Josiah Moore
Being black is literally living in recruit mode in the age of degeneracy and Instagram
Jose Allen
they wont dick size isn't that important and the average person would have a dick that would be perceived as small because porn actors always have the most extreme cock sizes
Aaron Sullivan
>dick size isn't that important
Don't lie to me user
Logan Mitchell
Not that user, but eating pussy well is far more important. Go down, pay attention to what she likes, and it doesn't matter how long you last or how big you are.
Isaiah Martinez
But what about when a big dick dude also goes down on her?
Aiden White
this is why you cant get a gf honestly, always saying that you will never be able to get a gf will only reinforce your inability to get a gf and eventually cause you to just give up and blame external problems despite the fact it was your own fucked head that was holding you back and not society. So either take my fucking advice or stop asking for advice whilst rejecting any insight you didn't already know
Levi Gonzalez
I can get a gf, but I don't want to because I have a small dick. I don't need your "advise", I just wanted to vent about my tribulations.
Jason Evans
>I can get a gf I just dont wanna because of my small cock
This is the single most retarded thing I have ever heard in my life well done OP I suggest you do go and get a gf so you can stop shitting up the board with your 'venting'
Josiah Parker
i know how you feel and it makes me go insane too. a fucking 9/10 qt likes me and all i can think of is if my small dick can satisfy her. i just want to straight up ask her if she is ok with it but it would sound creepy.
Camden Brooks
His gf will cheat on him because he has a small penis, all women care about is sexual pleasure they dont feel love in the slightest.
Anthony Williams
A lie.
t. black user
Grayson Morales
As long as it ain't 3 you should be fine . Also improve your oral skills to make up the difference .