Imagine having a big penis

Imagine having a big penis.

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i didnt open this, but just imagine the cheese smell

>tfw 9 inch cock
N-No girl has ever seen it.

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Post it with timestamp you faggot liar

Email m-me [email protected]

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That's what I thought shrimpu-diku

>cia
wait this is r-real?

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shes not even wet

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I'm not c-cia.

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According to the various stats on the Internet I'm at least in the top 5% when it comes to length and circumference. Also the two women I've slept with claimed my dick is huge.
It makes no difference when I'm not having regular sex (haven't had sex in 4 and a half years now).

It's simply one less thing to be insecure about.

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I have one and work out most days of the week persuing a sexual fantasy where I just fucking destroy a woman, give her multiple orgasms, and have her so sore afterwards that she refuses to have sex with me for awhile afterwards. One of the few things that makes me happy as an autist is just 'miring myself in the mirror and getting a little closer.

I'll probably end up hiring a prostitute though because I can't network and connect with people and deep down I'm not sure that I want to. I also have debilitating mental illness and moderating it is the other major reason I work out. I just want to fuck the shit out a woman while I still have a semblence of youth.

I keep thinking to myself that I must be fetish fuel for some femanon out there though.

I'd rather imagine being a qt girl with a big butt

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Her whole body is fake. At least post a girl with a real ass like Alexis Texas etc

Alexis Texas is a gross whale.
Her butt isn't fake either, If you transfer fat from one part of your body to your butt it's still a natural part of yourself

I don't even care about not having a monster dick, I just wanted 0.5cm to finally have a 18cm penis

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>be me
>have a big dick
>ugly
>short
>last about 30 seconds each sex

super cool

i want to castrate all the big dick chads

I would have lost my virginity ages ago if my dick wasnt small because I had a baby face that attracted lots of fempedos in my highschool.

tfw you have an 8" dick but still want another inch and a quarter to be statistically classified as having a monster dick instead of a big dick.

uwu! im so glad for this, user

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i would trade 3 lookspoints just to have an average dick. tfw 5 inch small.

not until we breed most of the women on the planet simply because we made it genetically.
id dare you to even try to scoop out my deeply shot cum with your virgin dicklet.

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>id dare you to even try to scoop out my deeply shot cum with your virgin dicklet.
it wont matter if shes dead

This makes no sense, blacks get cucked by blacks all the time so scooping out the semen doesnt work in the slightest.

>4.6 inches
>Can never stay hard so closer to 4 inches
>Chubby girls can barely feel me
I wish they'd stick around long enough to humiliate me..

He is big but why use the fish eye lenses?

my dick is so big the amount of dick cheese it produces can feed a family

>9x6 inch dick
>never get to use it because socially retarded
feels good man

the last person to cum inside her vagina the deepest without having another man scoop out his cum becomes the father. add in the fact that if she orgasms and creams while he cums inside of her, the vagina contractions are helping to both milk the penis for more cum and move the semen much closer to the cervix. and since big dicks more often then not create pressure on a womens vagina, she will more than likely orgasm.

just register on a fetish website and fuck couples u freak

is there a source?
videolink?

Haha dats so silly

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not him but i did, and most of the couples and females tend to be out of range from where I live. And the few that do live near me tend to be gay men larping as women to collect dick pics or bait them into fucking them once they meet irl

i tried, but I kept getting told that I was too ugly and short

i got a friend with a 9 incher not sure what site he uses but hes fucked like 15 couples this year.

hes white and he says theres black/indian/arab couples aswell.

but yes from what ive seen the girls are mostly average, but every once in a while u stumble onto luck

it dont matter, they will love ur cock on these websites.

guess you need some sort of personality aswell tho if ur a freak they wont fuck u no matter how big ur dick is.


just be normal on first meetting and ull be fuckin cucks wives in no time

So the scooping doesnt actually do shit. You can even test this get some kind of tube and fill it, the first thing you notice is your jizz shot will go farthest than your dick can actually reach in the tube meaning you cant scoop it out. Now jizz on the tube and try to scoop that jizz out oh wait you can some of it is still gonna stick on the walls of the tube no matter how hard you thrust you fucking retard. The male dick shape is the way it is because of random mutations not muh muh muh scooping.

OwO;
That would SO give me dysmorphia and dysphoria! >.

It's just using someone else to nut, user. Don't think about it too much.

no, i'm a 2 on a good day and 5'7

Try porn, you can be some sort of El Nino milf fucker

>mfw 7 inch dick
I don't know what's sadder, my body dysphoria telling me it's not big or the fact most men are usually at a 5 or 4?

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your dick isn't 9 inches you pencil dicked faggot

>baby face
>baby dick
wew

read these studies dicklet:
journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/147470490400200105
researchgate.net/publication/228466536_The_human_penis_as_a_semen_displacement_device

especially on the second study near the discussion: "Simulating a sexual encounter in vitro, we found that phalluses with a glans/coronal ridgeconfiguration that approximated a human penis resulted in appreciable displacement ofsimulated semen. Depth of thrusting was also an important parameter, with significantdisplacement occurring only when the penis was inserted 75% or more of the way into thevagina, forcing the semen under the frenulum and causing it to flow back around the shaft andcollect behind the coronal ridge (see Fig. 2)..."

S-Send me an email and I'll send you a pic with 1 euro on my cock, baka.

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>baby dick
No its 6.5 inchs but I still hate it.

Cringe. Her tits are horrible fakes and so are her lips. How about jada Stevens or Annika albrite?

Don't like Jadas face and don't know anything about annika. I like Mia Malkova though.
Regardless I honestly don't care about what's fake when it comes to porn stars anyway. They're basically nothing but jiggly meat in my eyes that help me further my sensations when fapping.

I mostly watch JAV anyway.

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stop watching so much anime you retard. good lord, reading your shit made my iq drop a few points.

No y-you, baka.

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Imagine how much better your life would become if you were blessed with a bigger cock.

imagine actually thinking having a big dick changes anything when you already can't use it
get over yourself and stop blaming your cockfor your inability to get a woman, 99/100 times you're rejected for your face or personality.

>have 7 inch cock
anons am i retarded but i feel like 7 inches in my hand is kinda small

most porn stars are manlets and use camera/perspective tricks to exaggerate the dick
by extension most women in porn are womanlets too

Keisha grey is quality. And Annika is super famous Im amazed you dont know her. Had Stevens level ass and anal skills.

lolololol no user. none of it smells like cheese.

user 7" is above average and can satisfy a lot of women so long as you have a girth of at least 5.25"
i can hit the cervix of even women with fat asses at 8" so you dont have much to worry user.

>his cock is as thick as my arm
tfw

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