/britfeel/

Tried being useful but nobody wants useful, else I'd have a fucking job wouldn't I. Nobody wants to hire so I'm not going to chase something that doesn't exist.

I'll take videogames, thanks.

Appreciate the offer but that's not my scene

>Can't hit 60fps on lowest settings
Probably did but have you tried it on DX11, better frame rate and negligible difference in quality.

only so many people can go on the realms at one time

there's too many people trying to play WoW Classic and so thousands of people at a time are on a waiting list to get on the realm.

dare I finish last nights open can of strongbow?

You think they would have thought this threw and made available space

>confessed to having tranny feels
omgogmgomgomg can i has hrt now?? xD

DX11 and 12 are identical performance wise, the only difference is DX12 stutters and DX11 doesn't7

If i had a proper computer i would probably play classic wow or attempt it because it seems like blizzard are being mongs

Your ol' pal user struck out again, back to Tinder for me. Might just go full honest and make my profile say "I'm here because I want someone to be sad when I die"

Lads, might actually make a pro-UK holiday insta account to promote domestic holidays over stupid package shit in gay countries like spain.
Went to Sherringham today and yesterday; numerous beaches to choose from including pebbles, pure sand, rock pools and a mix.
Sea was beautiful and clear, really warm too. Obviously weather was nice, like 30 degrees or something.
The town is lovely too.
Took some seriously great photo's. Could tour UK beaches and take photo's. Never know, might get sponsorship to review a hotel for example so get free accomodation for a day.

unironically the problem with most attention whore "trannies"
if you wanna transition get fucking saving

twitter.com/Motel6prince/status/1165979377110331394?s=19

Fuckin ell they're mad

For me, it's having increasingly severe homicidal fantasies about becoming a domestic terrorist.
On another note whats everyone up to this evening? Might get myself some coke zero and have a cheeky nightwalk later.
Any lads here play overwatch?

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>ywn have a beautiful baby to take to the see and smother in premium sun cream

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Omg the mighty bush is in bake off

>people younger than me are travelling the world and making money

suicide fuel

>For me, it's having increasingly severe homicidal fantasies about becoming a domestic terrorist.

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Drinking a triple g&t and listening to Limp Bizkit. Dancing around the living room whilst cooking a spicy noodle soup.
Life is good lads.

Panic on the streets of London
Panic on the streets of Birmingham
I wonder to myself
Could life ever be sane again?
The Leeds side-streets that you slip down
I wonder to myself

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>Nonces will be shot on sight
Why?

Where have you been living, in a Chinese pipe?

CHAD Morrissey poster right here.

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>nobdy wants to hire
Actual downies can get jobs, what you mean is you're not willing to lower your standards to get a job

They are, but why the fuck does she care? Let them have their guns and all go mental on each other, not my problem.

Will r9k ever produce an elliot roger-esque serial killer?

for me, it's the M1 Garand ping sound

Its spelled 'sea' user

SPENDING WARM SUMMER DAYS INDOORS
WRITING FRIGHTENING VEEEEEEERSE
TO A BUCK-TOOTHED GIRL IN LUXEMBOURG

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I don't care about r9k. i only care about britfeel. rest of the board is shite in my opinion

Love that sound lad, there's an ability to make the sound at will in Rising Storm to trick enemy players into thinking you're out of ammo

newfag, the college shooting in 2015 that spawned the "some of you guys are alright" meme

>falling for the bait
yikes

Can't stand Britmongs whnining about American politics.

VISIT TESLA'S GRAVE FOR THE 9TH TIME TODAY

Why not? Is it because you can't understand why they don't have a queen and a president instead of a prime minister?

That's not even a ciggy our lad is thumping a blunt.

liquorice rizla lad or maybe something like djarum black clove cigarettes

Hers is a bit of truth: some people can actually pull off wearing a fedora.

What you on about you mong? The reason is because they don't know jackshit about American culture or politics beyond whatever shite they see on E4 sitcoms and reddit

NO lNS AND OUTS

Bazza's Gambit:
>Refuse sex with a hot 15 year old girl and be a poofta
>Have sex with a hot 15 year old girl and be a nonce
Which way, Norfan man?

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Well I'm informed about American politics, culture and history

Looks like a cigarillo

Give us back Northern Ireland you cunts

If you owned this site how would you change it?
I would fire all the mods then give the current old jannies mod "jobs" ofc they would do it for free but they get more power and that's all a janny really wants.
I would also make posters do more captcha the more they broke the rules, unless its something against the law in the US or you have a pass.

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Here is a bit of truth: some people genuinely get depressed in winter

Thanks to the Belfast agreement that effectively meant IRA won the war, NI is allowed to join you whenever they want and the rest of the UK is unable to do anything about it.

I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST 3 NUMBERS

>remove trip code feature
>users can opt in/out of an ID on a per thread basis
then just ban people as I see fit

chicks who get a little less attention because their tits and ass are covered up

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2019 is going to be the comfiest winter of all time

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no way, the count down to the end of 2010s, we're all gonna feel like losers

are any of you lads on PIP
how easy is it to get it

Eileen will never leave with Jan to go to Aberdeen. There'd be no one left to have fights with Gail in the streets

non google captcha
disable autonoko
allow GETs and dubs posting

*cut to bazza singing at a norf fc game*
>OH I'D RATHER BE A POOFTA
>RATHER BE A POOFTA
>RATHER BE A POOFTA THAN A NONCE!

my top smiths songs

1 stop me if you've heard this one before
2 the headmaster ritual
3 still ill
4 reel around the fountain
5 shoplifters of the world unite

thank you for read blog post

I have amazon prime now

any good movies and telly?

I'm watching Penn and Teller Fool Us. I like magic and not knowing how they do it. I think liking magic makes me a brainlet but it makes me happy.

No mate, it's like 95% complete and utter garbage. There's a few gooduns but you'll be wading through a lot of plops.

hopefully. best 1 recently i remember was either 2009 or a maybe 2015

Good. Northern Ireland is a shit hole

At what stage do you pull a mate to one side and tell him that he's a cunt and none of the mutual friends we have want anything to do with him anymore if he continues to act like a cunt.

i like that show as well. it's a good 1 and liking magic is ok IMO

you don't , you just stop hanging out with him.

The point where he has fully become the controlling and border line rapist of his girlfriend

My lifelong ambition is to be a manager of a /britfeel/ football team called Norf FC.

Just wait till Scotland leaves the union Followed by Northern Ireland and finally Wales. I think the UK is going bye bye, its just going to be england on its larry which in time will be taken over by its former colonial subjects demographically and culturally.

No more beady eyed anglos just a language and a nation that hates itself
*cuts to a scene of the queen singing god save the queen before blowing her brains our*

Leaving D.C. is Amazon exclusive horror movie kino. /tv/ loves it.

also Bad Ben

*jogs up to you and trips over*
evenin' gaffer, i'm the keeper.

Your Name (2016)
Made me cry.

A Celtic fan sharing his masturbatory fantasy, is it
The Irish language is dead mate lmfao

what are you doing here get out there and score some fackin goals don't care if you're the keeper lad you should "keep" their goal too

*kicks the ball at the linesman*
NOOOOOOOOOORF

I have not listened to the smiths for a while. I went through a phase were i was listening to them a lot. Think i prefer the cure tbqh
Good songs you listed

*sits on the subs bench and cracks a can of Carling*

What server is the /britfeel/ classic guild on?

Added a 2000 50p to my collection today, another one for the challenge. Also another 2019, got 2 of those now.
9/21
Anyone wanna trade? I've got 1997, 2013 and 2019 for swaps

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I'm planning to play on Mograine when I can actually get in. Going to give it a week, but that's where my other mates are so I can't really reroll.

*tells his mum to ignore the red lights or he'll be late to the match*

man the queen really hit the wall between 97 and 98

*teleports the ball into the goal*
heh, nothing personnel souf fc

not as dedicated as you user.
should hopefully have loadsa swapsies soon though.
got a couple spares of the potter and holmsey coins, but hasn't everyone

That was his prime time.

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there he goes, lightnin lazza, score sam fackin galls my son phwoar

did that stupid thing again where you find old classmates online and compare yourself to them, fuck sake

*dates a slag model*

for the true norf fc experience one of you lads is gonna have to be striker (perhaps we should have 10 strikers just because strikers are so good i mean they score the facking goals) so at least one of you is going to have to change his name legally to ngubu

I'm already the goalie striker, and africans can't be goalies. I'm Larry Drinkcarling.

i can't play footy for shite. Best i could be is a bench warmer