When the fuck is penis enlargement surgery going to become a thing...

When the fuck is penis enlargement surgery going to become a thing? It's not fucking fair that women can have tits of all sizes and still be lowed by men (and even then they can have surgery for that) while any dick below 8 inches is just "meh" for women.

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>When the fuck is penis enlargement surgery going to become a thing?
I hope never so that I mog everyone with my 9 inch cock.

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>The average American man's penis size is 5.6 inches (14.2 centimeters)
>Straight men are as aroused by penises as homosexuals, neuroscientists have found in one of the largest

studies of internet porn habits
>Just 15 percent of women reported dissatisfaction with their partner's penis size, while 45 percent of men

wanted a larger penis
>The study also gathered some revealing insights into women's porn searches finding that, unlike men, they

generally prefer erotic stories to visuals
>"The four body parts that both straight and gay men are wired to find sexually interesting are: chests,

butts, feet and penises. Heterosexual men are very interested in looking at penises, especially large

penises."
>Orgas said heterosexual men searched for penises almost as often as they search for vaginas and out of the

top 35,000 most popular adult sites, roughly 1000 were devoted to large penises
>"This interest is perhaps inherited from our primate ancestry: chimpanzees, monkeys, and bonobos use their

penis as a prominent and versatile social instrument, to signal aggression, to indicate dominance, to mark territory, and to indicate sexual interest,"

how origami

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Am I the only one whose the dick is totally laid down on my belly when I'm laying on my bed ? It never stands straight like that

Those studies are old as shit and basically just a bunch of "women are beautiful little princesses that only love persoanlities" shit.

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Anyone else noticed the dick inflation? Years ago people would brag about 6 inch dicks as if they were massive but since 2014-5 everyone is claiming 7 or 8 inchers. I guess it's because of the rise of online dating and more and more women being exposed to top 0.0001% dicks

>Penis size isn't the only thing that matters. It interacts with other traits, and its effect depends on whether those other traits are already attractive to begin with. If one of the model men was tall and had a masculine, V-shaped torso with broad shoulders and narrower hips, for example, he was considered more attractive than his shorter, stockier counterparts, regardless of penis size.
>A smaller penis was less of a detriment to the taller, fitter figures than it was to shorter or potato-shaped ones. For example, a model that was 185 cm tall (about 6 ft) with a (flaccid) 7-cm-long (about 3-in-long) penis got an average score for attractiveness. To get that same score, a model that was 170 cm (about 5'6") needed a penis of about 11 cm (about 4.5 in) in length. Boost the taller guy's penis by just about centimeter, and the shorter guy needs double that to keep up and get the same attractiveness score.
>After that, the shorter male pretty much can't continue to compete. To really reap the benefits of a big penis, a guy needs to be attractive in the first place, Mautz says. If he isn't, even the biggest penis in the world won't do him that much good.

It probably has to do with the fact a hung guy can literally fire up Tinder, open every chat by telling them if they want to see his 8 inch dick and get like 80% success rate.

its how you can tell who the zoomers are

It's mainly because of porn.
And men are much more interested in penis size than women are. Only 1/3rd of all women even watch porn.

if i have an 8 inch bone-pressed length can i do this? i have a lot of fat around it so it only measures 7 inches visible

>women don't care about dick size bro, f-five or s-six inches is the best, t-trust me

cope harder

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Women dont watch porn because they simply don't need to. They can have sex anytime they want.

>t-they just don't care, b-besides a big dick hits them in the cervix and it hurts

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>i-it's irrelevant bro, trust me if you're five inches you're one of the lucky ones

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>i-it's not like they like them so much they tell each other and show each other pics of that haha...

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Its a thing bro its a thing

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>w-well mayube it matters, but it's not like they'd ever cheat on you just because the other guy has a bigger dick

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>gf let me fuck her doggy then told me to lay down
>climbed on top of my and sat down and made a "ssss" noise then reactively stood up and went into the bathroom to see what the fuck happened
>i had to jack off that night

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It also fucks up your dick completely and at best gives you one inch. Plus no girth, and very few dicks look "good" anyway.

It won't fix jackshit.

Why have you got so many images about dicks saved? Fucking gay faggot, you have your own faggot board so why don't you go back there

he obviously has dick envy

i don't have jackshit saved mongoloid, i'm just pasting them from another site where women talk about how much they love bigger dicks

Cool, why don't you just keep them to yourself? No one here wants to read what roasties think about big dicks. They like them, so fucking what? Any other big discoveries Einstein?

Get the surgery in Japan. They make your dick big. It will cost a pretty penny but hey what matters is a women's opinion.

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>Jow Forums suddenly supports remote uploading for you only

Dick size apologist can never refute these. When has a women ever reacted this way to a average dick? I have never seen it

>The only and most common procedure is to surgically cut the ligament that connects the penis to the pelvic bone. This allows a little more of the shaft (on average less than an inch) to become visible outside the body. It's not really lengthening the penis so much as revealing more of what's usually hidden.
>To prevent the ligament from reattaching, a guy would need weights or stretching devices daily for about six months.
>Even more expensive is the widening the penis: More controversial procedures can thicken it using implanted fat, silicone, or tissue grafts. Side effects can be unsightly - a lumpy, bumpy, uneven penis.
>The side effects of lengthening surgeries are numerous and include infections, nerve damage, reduced sensitivity, and difficulty getting an erection. Widening the penis is even more controversial.
>The American Urologic Association states that these procedures have not been shown to be safe or effective for increasing the thickness or length of the penis in an adult.
>These surgeries have an out-of-pocket cost of about $15,000

>what matters is a women's opinion
you could not be any further from correct, user.

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Damn, why so butthurt?

Of course women will find pictures of big dicks attractive compared to say a fucking micro dick, same with pics of tall men vs short men, men dressed well vs men dressed like shit, etc

You fucking faggots are acting like youvr discovered something new

He was being sarcastic, how could you not tell?

That shit will fuck up your dick. The procedure is horrible, fucks up feeling on your dick, leaves scars, etc.

Because you're the cancer infesting this entire site. Fuck off, we don't want to see screenshots about roasties opinions

No one said micro dick you faggot, is aid average. And I only said that because dick size apologist always say shit like size doesn't matter when it clearly does.

I think the thing is that people usually say that women don't care about dick size when realistically they do, and they do a lot as well.

At least you don't have to show your dick size walking around, though. Being short is even worse.

Just deal with it. The quicker you accept it, the quicker you can move on with your life. I'm only here to help you!

So what exactly where you expecting? A bunch of 5 inchers to enter the thread saying NOOOOO 5 is more than enough?

Jacking off has made my dick useless.