Fembots, do you have a picture as to what your dream bf is like?

Nah, this is you
8=D

um i said he was a drawing why are you clowning on me so rude user...

t. actual female , wavy longish hair can sing and play instrument handsome, like a young nat wolff my childhood crush
youtube.com/watch?v=p8xJp96cEEI&list=RDp8xJp96cEEI&start_radio=1

hey you described me, congratulations.

Well by jawline is not chiselled tho

>russian
>hates people
>treats me well
>likes to hunt
>wants to go on a killing spree

What are you doing on r9k Chad?

Drop your discord.

My standards and I will not settle for less
>At LEAST 6'3"
>Minimum of a 6 1/2" cock
>Minimum salary of 70K potential earnings in per year before taxes
>6 figures preferred
>Not balding
>Must be fit and have a six pack
>Must be assertive
>Must be a feminist
>Must have a soft spot for animals

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I have brown eyes

but I do not want to give validation to an ugly fembot as yourself.

I don't have discord
or more like I have it, but never used it.
You can add me on insta tho, I'm unironically on Jow Forums for 10 years by now. I started out as an enormous autist, but improved quite a bit. I'm still autistic as hell now, but a functioning human being I guess

>Inb4 gtfo
Sure I'll, btw don't bother messaging if you're a tranny. I'm not interested in males
@arianbphoto

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>tfw all of that except I dislike rough sex and I'm not ottermode anymore.

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>awkward-looking
>minimal facial hair
>jews and redheads are cute
>12 yr old anorexic cancer patient body type
>normal, in a way

yes. and hes an actor that's probably gay so

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yo not kidding thats me lmao

feminist? lol

Girls actually like skinny twink bods?

a guy who will let me do this to him

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yes! very much so. hope youre not a dom though haha

god i'd love that

I can go either way

good. then decent women will find your twink body delectable

Pretty much me but I'm 5'5" so probably disqualified

This beautiful man

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adorable. i'm 5'6, if you care.

Now I need to figure out how to meet them. Only had one gf

op here and ofc, it's sad how some are insecure about it

It's the most attractive body type imo

How do I advertise it to women? I wear tight shirts but should I put shirtless pics on Tinder etc? What about undoing an extra button on dress/floral shirts to show off my pale hairless chest?

>floral shirts

did fa tell you theyre ok?

Are they not okay? It's almost spring here, I need to get in the spirit

Whos this originalia

>Australian, i'm guessing

despicable. just kidding your accents are sexy.

New Zealand. I think our accents are ridiculous but apparently foreigners think they're sexy

youtu.be/_0AUpCq-UEA

Rando is the purest husbando. You have great taste fellow femanon!

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sounds about white.

only thing i know about nz is that weird trad dance you apparently do at school sports games.

shut up SHUT UP
Or9yunak

i will never shut up.

Not a femanon but i have a question for them

>hairy as fuck from the waist down,somewhat hairy from the waist up
>big,shapely butt
>body built like a rectangle
>no muscles
>5'7
>thicc legs
>big nose
>beard
>brown predator eyes
>brown hair with randomly white hairs strewn around
>slim,somewhat pudgy
>deep voice
>6.3 inches
>likes guns

Would any femanon be attracted to such a guy?

Ignored
Oruagay

yup, and probably some stacies too

This is me, pls give me a chance user

give contact, we shall see.

tight shirts? hmm show off your collar bones, hands, & definitely lose a button

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I hope you at least trim your man bush

>be me
>believe the women care about height meme
>be 6 ft 2
>but Asian
>nobody gives a shit about your height when youre Asian
Im not even East Asian too, but westerners all look at me the same

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Yeah
Hair removal creme does one hell of a job

starcrunch#7905 oki

yes this is him (he's 5'9)
brendon urie is very attractive but hes become soft and very liberal. still talented and cute tho.

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But do you work out?

That's me although I'm dirty blonde, I've posted on r9k many times but paradoxically even in a hypergamy society women think I'm too good for them even though I'm a NEET funny how that happens eh?

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Tyler get the fuck off Jow Forums

Don't you tell this gentleman to fuck off, he also has my first name and is of Asian descent with seemingly good genes so he's more then capable of finding a female on here you cunt.

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That's me, kakoi gorod?

There's someone out there right now that could be my girlfriend and eventually my wife but she won't add me on Discord, sad! We could watch anime together, hold one another, do the sexy times, shitpost and listen to music together but femanons don't actually exist. They're all trannies and men larping.

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>Ladies, if he is plays it groovy
>Ladies, if he is you can't help yourself from doin something stupid
>Ladies, if he is think you're fallin for his smile
>Ladies, if he is butterflies when he says your name

Jesus Christ

privnote.com/lM49Lvzm#SfMDwGQCA is my Discord though provided there is an American fembot browsing at these hours

hoe mad (x20)

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You seem cute but you also look like you would be a sociopath. No thanks

Just send a Skarsgard in the mail kthx

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>droopy eyes and low trust eyebrows
>everyone calls you sociopath
I know this feel too.

Women either say this or say I'm above them, what a meme. What does a sociopath look like in your eyes?

fuck jannies
fuck kikes
fuck mods
fuck women

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>What does a sociopath look like in your eyes?
A guy who routinely uses R9k

Well, I took an internet sociopath test and it says I'm not one so looks like you're wrong woman.

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Its your eyes. The negative tilt eyebrows make you look intense and aggresive. Droopy eyes make you look bored and detatched. You like you are looking at something you despise but are forced to put up with. I get told this a lot too.

I see, that's a very indepth analysis. I'll have to take different photos sometime and change how my eyes/eyebrows look.

Yeah, that will help significantly. I replaced all my tinder photos with me smiling really big so my eyes were scrunched up or wearing sunglasses.

my four dream bf types. hunk, twink, chubby, and grey haired dad type

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Last go around for any American fembot

I dont speak russian but I'm in the United states. Still interested? I bet your cute.

kinda but not enough to say that I do

I want a former ottermode fatty bf

p please respond user tfw no russian killer bf

anyone with long hair who isnt fat + has a decent fashion sense (doesnt actually have to wear good clothes) is a dream and enough to make me shake and feel sick with nervousness to talk to.

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no but the most important factor is his personality. physically though, he'd be short to medium height (5'2-5'6), dark hair, large light coloured eyes, thick brows, unattached earlobes, pale smooth skin, slender body, delicate hands, pink nipples, uncircumcised.

Only commenting cause describes me, but my eyes are brown

Kek
jasjsje

Holyshit yes this

I gave up on 3d, i'm a piece of shit and I hate myself. I'll just hurt myself thinking about happy scenarios with the males I feel attracted to, im just too socially inept far away from comprehension . No more shit I'm deadass done, I will always love my only one 2d Vince and that's enough for me

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SESH i love bones

good baby boy, sweet dreams tonight

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ye man, he's real cute. looks way better irl than in pics even.
saw him live in concert cause im a based canadianposter. + i live in a small city so i got front row. poured some water on his head right on top of me. great vids from that night