NEET

>NEET
>laptop broke
>bed broke
>e-bf breaks up with me
>religious uncle keeps singing his original christian songs to his LDR gf over the phone
My life is one big joke

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>life is a joke
>e bf

okay well what did you expect retard?

go be a gay homo somewhere else

Yeah, i now realize how absolutely ridiculous online relationships are. I'll dedicate myself to spreading the word of their dangers.

Im not gay homo

You sound really sad and pathetic. You'd be happier and people wouldn't feel sorry for you if maybe you started spending your time on more productive endeavors. Trash your laptop, don't replace it, dump the e-bf and fuck your uncle, then go get a fucking job. There, a complete 180, you can only rise from where you are..

try and convince me then Hayashi#2424

Disregard my uncle or have sex with him?

The latter, of course. You'll save him from his own shitty LDR relationship

Both.


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> bed broke

How much do you unoriginal weigh?

>>religious uncle keeps singing his original christian songs to his LDR gf over the phone
Wholesome as fuck

Want to be friends with me on discord?

if you're girl add my discord so i can personally bully your ass retard

user this is a serious thread im not trying to have sex with my uncle. He's not my type.

180 ellbees

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Are you American? How old are you user? How long did you date the LDR e-bf and was he from r9k? The issue with LDR dating is the distance in particular, if you don't have a plan to meet up somehow it's not going to work

fuck you skunk!
You owe me 20 grand slut!

>>e-bf breaks up with me

how tragic

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user i would have compassion for you if you were in my shoes so dont be so condescending

We were supposed to meet up in March. We didn't make it.

>tfw no e-bf in the same homophobic twitter circles as i am so we could sneakily flirt in public and be incredibly lovey-dovey in private

You didn't answer my other questions f*male, why March anyways? That's so far into the future

Hey you did it once, you can do it again

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>e-bf breaks up with me

thanks for the keks retard

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What is your type? asking for a friend

>white
>tall
>dark brown hair
>brown eyes
>chubby/fat
>hasn't shaved in a week
>neckbeard

>e-bf
I don't think any other combination of three letters and a dash could make me simultaneously want to bust out laughing and lynch you with barbed wire more

The last three are gross, user. Are you just describing your ex?

Yes. I miss him so much. That's what made him so cute.

why would your uncle's singing affect you?

He sings for hours everyday and it echoes throughout the house

let your uncle be himself :)

youre uncle is based and youre a cuck

He's being inconsiderate. I dont watch porn at full volume for him to hear.

I bet you'll be watching alot more porn now that your e-bf is out of the picture

Ihateyousomuchrightnow
Ori

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why do you live with your uncle? did you try talking to him about how it makes you uncomfortable given that you went through a break up?

>went through a break up?
>e-bf

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>why does your uncle live with you?
Ftfy
And no, i dont want to make him feel bad so i shut up

Nice digits mouse poster

online relationships are still relationships
also this
get a pair of noise cancelling headphones

It feels like there are worms wiggling around in my labia

LDR is the only way for a robot to have a relationship yet you fucks are discouraging it?

Sell your story to NBC as a sitcom, make billions.