/r9gay/ - #822

That one pretty boy you always see when trying to find a nice haircut edition

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why is there a 3d non feminine boy in the op? isn't that a little too true gay for these threads?

That being in the OP is feminine as hell, what do you mean?

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These threads confuse me so much, are you telling me people here aren't ACTUALLY attracted to 3d homosexual males?

what games do you like, user? i love sperging/getting sperged at about game mechanics.

many prison gays probably occupy r9gay, only into traps/femboys, etc. but most people here seem to be gay.

I wonder what the ratio difference is

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My question copied from the last thread that i couldn't reply to

How to seduce a possibly curious friend/ give him a hint i like him?
I'm shy and have never flirted with anyone, not even a girl because i don't know how to do it so i have no experience whatsowever
Also i'm a sperg
Maybe grab his hand when we sit together and pretend it's nothing?

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No, nothing dumb like that. Being honest is the most effective way!

this user is right. guys are oblivious. hints arent gonna get you anywhere. just be upfront. thats what i'd want someone to do with me, regardless of if i liked them back or not even. most people are the same and prefer that too

so i should just straightaway tell him i have a crush on him? nothing in-between?

yes, dummy.
if someone liked you, what would you want them to do? do that!

It may sound like the most painful way to do it but yes, and it's gonna be a massive relief.

Don't listen to these anons, don't tell him unless you know he's going to feel the same way! What if you tell him and you make things awkward? Then you've lost a friend for good because you couldn't resist the urge. Be patient and wait for the right moment.

yeah, i'll try
i just need to tell him i'm bi
take him somewhere nice (hiking maybe) and tell him

He won't lose his friend because of a little awkwardness unless said friend is some retard whose extremely insecure of his masculinity. There's never a way to know if they're going to feel the same way.

this 100%. there's very little to lose and a lot to gain. you want a bf, you don't want to spend the rest of your life wondering if you should have gone for it.

>tfw you miss meow :(

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>will never do anything involving the butt
Would you still date a guy like this? Its fine in porn but dont think id ever do it in real life

If only there was a board made to contain faggotry from seeping into other boards.

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i guess people cant talk about video games on r9k since /v/ exists. people also cant talk about tv or movies on r9k either since /tv/ exists too

retard

Take that shit to the real /r9gay/.Why the serious fuck is there a containment board if people post outside of it all the time?

That's the point my good friend

If only there was a board made to contain seething from seeping into other boards.

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Nothing Jow Forums about following the rules new friend :^)

This thread obviously belongs on a board made for outyButHoles

>#822 editions
>it's against the rules
>"new friend"

tfw i can be gay AND make Jow Forums newfags butthurt

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>"#822"

I'm sure you know that the rules aren't enforced ever, That is why you see political/porn threads on /v/ /fa/ etc. Just because the mods haven't gotten you doesn't mean you aren't hurting this board. I'm sure you understand how annoying it is when an off topic thread pushes a valid one off, especially when a containment board exists.

This thread would obviously be better off where it belongs pal :^)

Oh they are definitely enforced but you're too new to know that. But if we pretended that they weren't, which rule specifically would this thread go against?

r9k has no topic
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>tfw can't work out and get fit because I'd end up looking better than my bf

Gtfo normalfag scum no one gives a shit about your bf

I didn't post about my bf user

Cool story bro you have a bf you can get the fuck out

why? this isn't a dating thread

You're making it look like one. Piss off and take your retarded rambling elsewhere.

people with bfs dont date silly, stop being so salty

Normalfag cope. Get out you're not a robot

what am i coping with user? you seem legitimately upset..

>tfw no bf that will hold hands with me even though we aren't married

>Sam "trannyfucker" Hyde poster
Checks out.

Why, are you brown or something? Inb4 some white liberal that bawwws all the time.

>tfw no christcuck bf to cuck

Rude why would you even like cucking your bf? You total bitch nigger.

I have a hate boner for Christians cuz they'll never come to terme with gayness no matter how much you abstain from sex.

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jesus probably had lots of boy sex

>tfw no islamist bf to behead me

Anyone else having limited options when it comes to haircuts?

Listening to my bfs little moans when we workout together makes me hard and really uncomfortable.

>tfw rejected pic related for actual thot
>tfw was in denial about being gay
>tfw regret every day
What's torturing everyone else today?

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Looks like a twelve year old with fetal alcohol syndrome. Anyway, get fucking lost normalnigger.

you made a good decision user, this guy is ugly

I have been muted because my comment wasn't original

Ugly as fuck, you guys see a guy with long bangs and immediately go uwuuu that's cute

Sorry, maybe a fat, hairy, alcoholic 50 year old guy would be better. Or maybe a long neck retard-looking """model""". Faggots always have the same shitty taste lol.

LGBT is full of normalfags, trannies, and degens. R9gay is a containment general thread for gay robots. Just hide the thread if people being gay and lonely bothers you. You could even set up a filter very easily. Honestly a filter and hiding posts is useful if you want to find content you want. Also stop being a wanna be mod you faggot

>tfw no bf to support me on losing weight and becoming cute

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How about you lose weight first without dragging someone down with you

If someone really loves you your size shouldn't matter they should love and support you for who you are not what you look like. But I don't expect much from a typical normalfag like you who can't see past someones appearances and not instantly judge them

>can't see past someones appearances
I can't see your fat ass retard, I went by your post.

>If someone really loves you your size shouldn't matter
ok normalfag

I'm confused about sexuality. Mine (I'm gay) but in general too. It doesn't make sense.
Setting actual sexual interactions aside, why would I and other gay men want to cuddle, prepare food for, and enjoy the company of men on more than a friendship level but not women? Gender roles aren't that constrained anymore, so I don't get it. Why wouldn't one be as good as the other?
Is it fear of being hurt? Being able to relate to men and handling rejection from them better? Coping from a poor relationship with their father?

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Be the king of your own destiny don't rely on others, also if you do loose weight you might actually get that bf

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Is the late 20s user still around? Why did you stop replying to my emails :(

The guy is alright desu
You've got to be a cute fluffy boi uwu to be even remotely considered by fags. Unless it's a total fucking genetic disaster, if you value beauty over personality you don't deserve a bf, you cocksucking lookist faggot.

shallow faggot cunts

I'm cute and I expect my bf to be cute or at least good looking.

Obesity is a sign of laziness and an apathetic attitude toward one's health. Those are red flags and no sane person wants to date/fuck that unless it's their fetish.

Are you British? I know someone who looks exactly like this and he is a complete and utter slut

>tfw just got my new work zip hoodie in the smallest size possible, and it's still way too large

He didn't want to be a surrogate Dad to someone developmentally challenged.

And you'll never find it because no one wants to fuck a narcissistic fuck like you. You're rotten on the inside and the best thing you can expect in your life is a fuck buddy and a strand of HIV to fuck your life over. Actually get the fuck out and seek faggots like you on grindr, I'm sure lots of shitheads are willing to pump and dump you like the scumbag you are.

... but I already found him user....

I expect you to kill yourself, preferably today.

All the more reasons to fuck off. You do not belong here. Fucking leave.

>tfw no cute balkans boi to spoil with attention and gifts

Nope. He was amazing in bed, though, so the last part might be true.

there you go retardo

>>>/Reddit/
There you go, idiot

I'm tired of normalfags invading our threads. R9gay is as good as dead what's with all the bi scums and non-virgin whores.

let's just ignore them and they will get bored, like tripfags. did anybody notice how they post less and less often here when people stopped replying to them?

>uggos seething

imagine being ugly when being cute is effortless

How can he be a slut when he looks like that? Must have no standards lmao

Several times now I've realised that looks really don't play a huge part when it comes to finding someone attractive and wanting a relationship with them. So why can't I accept that and stop worrying so much about my appearance? Every single time I think "he must think I'm disgusting", "he's out of my league" or "I don't deserve a bf because I'm ugly".
My chances would be much better if I wasn't walking around with that mental blockade all the time

Imagine not choosing hell on earth mode before birth, being born ugly, unsociable, and poor while easily falling for internet pranksters that say they like you. 0/10 never going to die alone at that rate.

>tfw realise I'm not gay just lonely
lol

What did he mean by this. I don't want to post photos on his Facebook wall. It's not even his birthday until tomorrow.

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>So why can't I accept that and stop worrying so much about my appearance?

Because looks do matter, maybe not to you but to most other people it plays a big part

I have shit taste and don't wanna get bullied so I'm not gonna list games, but recently I was playing the borderlands series with a roommate that never played it and I found that a I couldn't stop saying "In Borderlands 3...". I would go on about the game lore, get excited over small dumb stuff like mantling, sliding, aerial attacks, vending machine updates, 3 dimensional mini maps, skill augments, theory crafting, QOL changes, etc. My other roommate overheard and said I sounded like a total nerd so I stopped, but tfw no easily excitable bf to talk about dumb vidya stuff with sucks

he is clearly visibly attention starved which means you're a terrible bf

>posting bfs convos on Jow Forums
red flag

I've been "dating" a guy that I met here for awhile, and he's large. It's at a point where I want it to end because it's become obvious he has no intention of improving himself. I don't even expect thin attractive guy, I just want less than 300 pounds. And honestly his personality is a little grating and clingy in the extreme. He expects huge amounts of my time literally every day. I'm a lonely sack of shit that's never even held hands with another person before but I guess I'm not actually as rock bottom as I thought. I never even wanted this relationship in the first place, he continually pestered me about it until I agreed. That's my fault, I shouldn't have been so weak as to give in to his demands in the first place.

I've really tried guys. This is going to be awful to end because I'm pretty sure he's become emotionally dependent on me. I'll be up front with him. I'm not the sort of shithead that just ghosts a motherfucker, I've had that happen to me.

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If you don't ghost the guy you're a saint, just get to know people a bit better before bf'ing them for your and their sake.

Hey that sounds like me

You must be really shitty if all you can get is a landwhale lmao

user was probably too passive in getting to know him, so they talked a lot and the emotional connection became established before they traded photos.

Gods speed upon you my visually unappealing brother in suffering.

I just find it funny, not like you can get a worthwhile bf here

I really hope you aren't someone I know. Where are you from user?

You can find a great bf here, you just need to know how.

Like most things it's easy when you know how.

t. just got home from visiting my amazing bf yesterday

Every day the extremes of being a normalfag are expanded in these thread. It only ever goes downhill, as always.