/britfeel/

cheers fella will do

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>tfw yellow warning of rain tomorrow and saturday

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Bennies business day done. The last guy was alright though, think they give the verification jobs to the comfy old crew.
Don't have to go back till october woop woop.
Spliff time then will check the normal 50ps.
Should hopefully have a load of swapsies but don't know how to get em to coinanon. Something for future me to struggle with. Now it's smoking time

No probs mate. Running's great, i'd recommend it to everyone.

What's gotten into Tim? Has he finally lost the plot

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end stages of madness, lad

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need a poo but tesco coming soon

how soon?. get up and fire one out now.

ask the driver to use the toilet

it's his last ditch stratagem to end the building project. the new neighbour will not want to move in after this.

This image has a whole new meaning

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Tim is for milkies

meant to be in the next hour. Took a chance just quickly crapped out a pooey shit

just did an anti-poo, lads

hey
my name's tim byrne
and this is crazy
but I'm on twitter
and here's my willy

VERY nervous about what Timmy might do in his next video lads

really want a sex change lads

*brings out meat cleaver*
this might hurt a little

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Same. Hope he doesn't think the rules that apply to twitter also apply to youtube. Tbf I don't think he even knows the rules and just did it anyway.

Oh boy. History in the making.

oh yeah. better out than kept in brewing, lad
nice

Another eye test, another bill of perfect eyesight, another wasted 20 quid. Having a pint in Spoons now haha
Havin a hobgoblin gold
1.69 a pint

honestly someone send gazza n the lads over sort tim needs sortin out

>he doesent get free eye tests

Why do you keep getting your eyes tested if there's nothing wrong with them? Just fancy a pair or glasses or something?

>implying he thinks at this point

IS ONE OF DEM TEDDYS UNDER 16?

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No well they say to do it every 2 years regardless cause they check for cancers and shit too and 20 quid every 2 years ain't too bad

I get free dental on ESA but not free eye tests apparently

I FINK DEY OLL ARE GAZ

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>ESA
Hello mong

Serving up another slice of /britfeel/ gold lads

what do you mean esa?
i go to the opticans and my tests are free

I'm not HHL if that's what you mean. I'm a different lad with autism. Gonna be going off the bennies soon though cause got a job in a werehouse lined up.

oh i googled it, only scots get it free
wondered why everything was free
even my prescirptions

Feel bad now he's gone mentaler.
He looks happier in those pics before the madness of this year

Flexing Jock waoooowwwaaaarghjhh

how noncehunters see humans

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Shippy has gone AWOL since Poley said last night he'd do a podcast with him
A podcast over this Tim business would be a smash hit

always feel silly wearing shoes like that.

Haven't been here in a month and the first thing I'm greeted with is Tim's erect willy. Thanks for the welcome, lads.

Give me the nod gazza, and I'll make the call.

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SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS
WHO AM I TO DISAGREE?
I'VE TRAVELLED THE WORLD AND THE SEVEN SEAS
EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING

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Don't thank us lad, thank Tim.

Anyone else's Spoons just absolutely flooded with pensioners? It's like that pub from Still Game only with 10x the amount of old lads and lasses.

The quiet before the storm.. When he uploads, it's going to kick off.

I thought they all were desu. Always old uns in my towns spoons

Pensioners are basically NEETs who like to get drunk and chat shit all day.

FOOKIN BELLY BOUNCE 'IM LADS!

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>Why yes, I do post pictures of my naked body on Twitter. What gave it away?

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I'll ask you this too. Is it normal enough for me to sit here alone and nurse a few as long as I don't look like a weirdo and just on my phone? I don't get all coy about doing shit myself. No mates anyway and like to come for the cheap pints and people watch.

2 lads just mirin each others bellies.
Classic saturday down the toesphere pavilion.

Yes this is common of all pubs, they're less likely to go late as they're often in bed by 9 and it's a lot busier/louder then anyway.

fucking hate /britfeel/ when its just gimps worshiping a spazz called tim

nah m8 it's Spoons they dont give a fuck. They've got tv and magazines they want you to sit there

Im in posishun now Gaz
its werse than i thought

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It's normal so long as you're aware you are the odd one out in the pub rather than everyone else because they're old

Worship me instead then. A spaz called user

much better when its nonce, tranny and brexit posting isnt it

was this an incel murder? He doesnt look that bad just a bit mental

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Nah go for it. I'd be too coy and nervous for it, but say do it if you're right with it

for me, it's curiously cinnamon

Amer won't do that. He's a lazy twat.

Love cinnamon. You remember the Bart Simpson cereal from about over 15 years ago maybe? Was cinnamon flavoured.

which manchester britrock band is he in?

>wah don't talk about that
>don't talk about that either, I hate it
>offer something else, you say? why should I?!

HOLD ON BAZZA, JUST FINK OF SLAGS AND NORF FC!

Thanks for letting us know, this will end it I reckon.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP POSTING TIM HE IS ARROGANT AND OLD NOOOO POST ABOUT FORTNITE INSTEAD AHHHHHHHHHHH

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dont worry lad. we are winning

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Got my first telly licence threat, lads.

threw it in the bin i did

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Me? I remember when I used to buy burned DVDs from the one lad on the estate who had a computer.

What are they threatening you with? Have you declared yourself as not needing one?

my step-mother found my year old forgotten suicide letter that I hid in an almost 15 year old teddy bear.

they've labelled me as a manic depressive and I have to go to the doctor tomorrow to get anti-depressants and get tested for Autismo.

>Mfw

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Thinking about it more. I remember buying the yugioh movie off him because on the e way home I got beat up and they stole it.

many more will come lad
bbctvlicence.com/

Found a paper from 1942 woah

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Stones taught me to fly
Love, it taught me to cry
So come on courage!
Teach me to be shy
'Cause it's not hard to fall
And I don't wanna scare her
It's not hard to fall
And I don't wanna lose
It's not hard to grow
When you know that you just don't know

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Sister back today after being away a month. Might get drunk/high later

Holy fuck I've been trolled and bamboozled

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kek whadda twist

>25 posters in this thread
>67 in the last one (since it was made)
>78 votes

Some lade sat there clearing his cookies and switching vpns lmao.

>what are lurkers
downy retard

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Fucking hell mate, i'll do you a discount on a helmet if you want.

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I have no strong feelings on Tim

Who hurt you lad, it's not good for your health to seethe for this long.

It's weird that we have lurkers who just happen to enjoy Strawpolls and Captchas.
I mean that's the only explanation which makes sense.

Has a girl ever farted in your face?

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Go away e-drone

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>eye test on saturday
>haven't studied

how fucked am i lads?

>25 days until autumn starts
>59 days until the clocks go back
>118 days until Christmas
things are going to get very /comfy/ lads

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