ITT we'll create an incel starter pack, I'll start:

cargo shorts are lit af senpai

bruh yew could carry 3-4 different decks with cargo shorts. life counters too

Velcro wallet too

What shorts are you even supposed to wear? Jean shorts are in fashion in europe but i think they look ridiculous.

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Friend of mine is a turbo Chad and a total nerd for those

velcro wallet + chain
cargo shorts
multiple magic decks
vans and skatewear

this is the ultimate chad starter pack

we both know you don't have any friends who aren't online so stop it

id assume regular khaki shorts. I literally wear cargo shorts and a black shirt everyday though.

is on 20+ discord servers

pic related or a nitnendo switch

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not really incel. more terrorist.

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>virgin: cargo shorts
>brad: cargo pants
>chad: denim work jeans

>thad: jorts

>gad JNCOs

>lit af senpai
cringe

>cringe
cringed

no kap cargo shorts are v deadass lit. i be boolin in my cargo shorts erryday

Don't forget backpack pins with anime characters.

>vlad: gorka suit

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He's also either really quiet or really loud

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so dads are incels now? retard.

Young men who dress like dads have always been incels.

yeah im with lucifer, cargo shorts are based. op is an insecure faggot.

Any man under 30 who wears them is without a doubt, an incel.

yew can carry multiple magic decks in the cargo pockets. quit hatin, wallet chains and velcro wallets are chad as well

I would complain but cargo shorts are comfy af
If they don't like my shorts then fuck them

What jeans are we supposed to wear. I wear Levis since they fit good. I think 505 and 511.

>cargo shorts bad
you are a retard

this watch is not incelcore at all

I'll never understand the hate with cargo shorts. Sure a lot of fat neckbeards wear them, but they still look cool on everybody besides them. And they're super practical too.

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The amount of incels trying to defend their sense of style in this thread

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What kind of shorts are considered good looking?

Yes

Never played Magic

Can't stand wearing accessories

Yes

Never played

No

Nope except for cargo shorts

No

No

Yes to all

Yes

Never wore them

No

No

Yes

Yes, unironically

I just turned 30 this month...

What the fuck am I?

I don't fit any of these where is my gf bros

Exactly. My father wears them and he had sex in Nam and the US with multiple women.

nice spacing you fucking idiot

Khaki shorts that go above the knee

>cargo shorts
>look cool

user...

>Oh no, that man has pockets! POCKETS!!!! Oh the humanity!

>Jean shorts are in fashion in europe
as expected of homosexuals
wear basketball shorts retard

I want a gorka but are there other uses for them than windy hills and mountains?

Jorts, on the other hand...

it's a boring game

The fact that so many people on this board are actually defending cargo shorts is a sure sign they are incelcore.

more like
Vlad - cheap tracksuit and expensive brand knockoffs

magic is normie as fuck

>Jean shorts are in fashion in europe
They're not, chino shorts are.

>Jean shorts are in fashion in europe
They're not, chino shorts are.

The brand doesn't really matter, the cut does. Get some slim tapered jeans.

>You look cool with them when you're Chad
>You look like a loser with them when you're not Chad

You dont even have to be good looking, just not a stereotypical incel. 5/10 and 6/10s pull them off well too.

>incel
you said the word. you have to go back

i thought slim fit jeans were for slim people and i'm fat

the amount of people getting asshurt over this proves that cargo shorts are indeed incel core...

>has awful taste in music, cinema and literature

Slim fit is for homogays.

incel detected. skinny jeans are for fags, slim fit is the tapered look that you're supposed to go for, retard

Regular fit and relaxed fit are for real men.

Everything you like
Everything you do

I've got a W-201, it looks similar but is slightly more featureful.

Literally all guys at my college wear cargo shorts because it's hot. Faggot.

ive 2 vintage casios, these are 100% kino, style classics that any fashion expert will tell you goes with any outfit or in any situation.
ive worn my casio around guys with $500+ watches and it doesnt look out of place.

>s*x is a reward

For the thread, a flame shirt.

Today Im wearing Levis 502 jeans, adidas skate shoes, a Casio Royale steel/silver watch, and a Ben Sherman necklace.
...
And a Sum 41 shirt :c

If you're a normal human being - you have not so much difficulty at getting sex

Half you fucking spergs would look so much better if you literally just didn't wear graphic tees.

>Basic, well fitting black crew neck
>Well fitting dark coloured chinos/jeans
>Old skool vans/adidas gazelles/reebok clubs/any basic clean low top
>deoderant/cologne
>haircut

Congratulations, you just spent maybe $200 and now look like a functioning member of society.

i don't think incels have the brain capacity to wear a regular shirt or pants. they absolutely need to wear autistic clothes.

I seriously do not get it. Every day I go out and see some mongoloid wearing a zelda/minecraft/whatever shirt and my first instinct is to avoid them.

Also, if you are reading this thinking you have something "power level hiding", throw that shit out immediately. Nobody cares about your dumb redbubble t-shirt that subtly references some obscure anime except for other retards. Literally buy some basic gildan shirts it's infinitely better.

actual normalfags drinking beer in the train talked about wow classic, it's normie as fuck

>had sex but "it doesn't count"

This is the shirt.
How bad did I do?

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go back to plebbit if you want to obsess over incels. Also dilate