Fembots describe your ideal man

I'm in Bongland unfortunately sorry uwu

My dad's house has more land acreage, and we could keep it there. Right now, there's just chickens and cows there

>chickens and cows
>tfw already imagining my life with user, tending to our animals

Will you go up to my mom's farm too and help with the alpacas?

where is my John Wayne?
Where is his shiiiining guuun,
where is my lonely ranger?
where have all the white men gooooonnne?
yippy ya
yippy ye

Only one requirement: be from the based Skarsgard bloodline

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>White / native american / asian / light hispanic
>any color hair idc
>any color eyes idc
>not dramatically underweight or above 40bmi
>if shorter, would prefer much shorter. if taller, would prefer only maybe 4 inches taller
>facial hair depends on body and face type, don't really have preference
>loves affection and is mildly clingy, somewhat jealous but not toxic with it
>is fine laying in bed listening to music or playing vidya all day
>comfy voice

Of course but where do you live user?

>Ideal

>Uh, Idk man like whatever, anything bro d-don't matter to me
Coward

>ideal
>all this indecisiveness
I think you missed the point

New England.

Disclaimer though, my sister and her husband do most of the stuff for my dad's farm, since I live in my own house in the next town over. We can get our own chickens though

I have diverse tastes and hair and eye color don't exactly have any weight on that.
I like cute small guys just as much as I like tall semi-fit guys just as much as I like lanky guys just as much as I like big hairy guys.

T. Loose woman

For me I find that I have to click with them, ive had crushes on a handful of guys and they all vary in looks drastically. All I really want is someone taller than me, 5 foot 4 and in northern california, kinda given up on it

The only thing more annoying than girls who obsess over conventionally attractive Chad are girls who obsess over ugly Chad and think they are more special for it.

I am part Scandinavian and I have an uncle who looks just like him when he was younger, same green eyes and everything, except he is 50 and bald now.

>white
Fuck, already failed step one.

My bf rn
>Twink sadomaso switch on estrogen
>Small cock
>Cute voice
>Hates boomers with me
>Cute fashion sense
>I get to mommy him whenever i want
>He can only cum if he asks me and has to thank me everytime
>Smelly boy
>Tall
>White
>Virgin
>Bratty
>Lots of love and cuddling
>Matching clothes

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You don't like their physical appearance, got it. Thanks
Fucking lucky genes dude. These days being bald isn't even much of a problem anymore if you invest in a transplant

My oneitis..
>white
>tall
>skinny
>shy

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Okai user im really to get married. We can have a family of chickens.

Post discord and we will make arrangements.

MagNetoDaBBCkilla#44547

Nice bait user, you got me going for a minute

had yer heart racing, did i?

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Is lucifer gay heh

>White
>5'11+
>no brown eyes
>slim
>thick dick
>a good fighter but doesnt want to fight just defend me by cuddling in bed at night
>money also good because i have none

I wanna imagine it's a fembot with sass

yew knoe how all the female anime waifus are written by men? yea its kinda like -that-

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>5'0 - 5'6
> atleast 8 inches
> white ,brown eyes
> any color hair

tfw no 10 inch hobbit bf

Only one requirement, must live near me (Texas)
LDRs are cancer

This is me but I'm not sure about the fighter part.

>white
>soft brown hair, scruffy kinda curly
>good hygiene
>at least 5'8 but im not picky
>average peen
>pretty lips
>deep but boyish voice
>humble
>hardworker
>softy

This is me I think. My hair is dirty blonde though

i saw this guy at Subway today. i was thinking "hes white he would take my girl", im SEETHIN

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Looks like this m8, over 6 ft. Good taste in anime (no moe pedo loli shit), able to have stoned sex with me, loving and faithful

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It was your fault

>white, very pale
>longish hair, don't care about colour as long as not ginger
>at least 5'7"
>cute slightly effeminate face and freckles
>shy, submissive sexually
>would help me with chores
>loves animals
>cute tum and likes cuddling and maybe calling me mommy

>white
>White
>White
>white
>WHITE

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>White
>Short blonde hair
>At least 5'10
>Strong jawline
>A little chub, but strong arms
>Funny, caring and earnest
>Education level doesn't matter much, but quick, smart and witty greatly appreciated
>Deep voice
>Nice, thick dick
>Hygienic
>Virgin

that's me but
>a good fighter but doesnt want to fight just defend me by cuddling in bed at night
I shanked a guy once with a screwdriver because he almost ran me over with his car

>be me
>white, gigachad, facial aesthetics
>tfw shitskin

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Rate fembots

>White, very pale
>6'1''
>Brown medium length wavy hair
>Blue eyes
>Deep voice, but stupid accent
>Girthy penor
>Look skinny in clothes but actually built
>Aloof around most people, warm and humorous around someone Im close too
>Like exploring and outdoor activities

I've never had a gf though

what kind of accent? i like stupid sounding eastern euro ones. you sound pretty cute/attractive t b h, bonus for long hair and very pale skin

>white
It was rigged from the start, thanks dad for fucking a nigger, i'll forever be stuck with roasties instead of any girl with any moral ground.
Don't blame me when i shoot up some place.

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>seething over holes
lol never gonna make it

Nrckbeards are fucking disgusting. You larp

>posting on r9k
>i expect you to have conventional standards

so you weren't meant to be dumb bitch

fucking degens

vague enough to be me especially the loving affection and mildly clingy and slightly jealous part

>no moe pedo loli shit
you can go off Jow Forums now this isn't the place for you seething roast

Shit son, are you me? Tfw all the same, except 6'3 and long straight hair

>white gigachad
>shitskin
why did you say wh*te then BLACK KING?
KARA BOGA

How tall are you? And the smell thing is extremely specific..

Eastern Euro accent would be interesting, but nope I just have a silly american accent. If I could have any accent I believe I would choose australian because of how laid back and relaxing it sounds. Also thank you, that's very kind of you to say

No, I am not (you)

whats wrong bl*ck boi?

God you need somebody to put you in your place woman

I'm 6'3, dirty blonde hair, blue eyes, above average cock. I'm a NEET, I hate women, I do various drugs and I spend most of my days posting on Jow Forums saying bitter things or watching anime. My Discord is Thundy#8497 feel free to add me if I'm your ideal hahahahahahahaha hahaha

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Someone rate me
>White
>Like 5'10 or something
>100 kg so fat
>dirty blonde hair with a natural strip of white hair that makes me look like a faggot
>I have a bad natural smell and need to shower daily
>I can't smile without looking really,really autistic

BLVCK BVLLLLLLLLLL

Cope harder faggot, go take some feminine penis on HRT.
"Holes" are the sole reason you exist, and despite being fucking horrendous to interact with, we are compelled to be attracted by them.

Now, you can refuse to follow nature and suffer like a dog, or you can follow it and suffer a bit less or you can take the enlightened supreme gentleman way

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ITT: ThIs is Me!!!! PleAse FeMboT LoVe Me!!

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Is it over brown bros?

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Not too tall, chubby with green eyes and dark brown/black hair. A nice fluffy beard and glasses, lots of sentimental tattoos.

It's been over from the start, it has never begun, i've never had a chance
except i've had my chances and i blew them like the little fucker i was in my teens, and now after being a hiki i have no fucking experience with women and the only choice i've left are hookup roasties and 30yo grannies

SAVE ME FROM THE DARK.

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I've always been curious. How does a nigger fail to have sex when all women believe you have 20cm horse dick and are curious?

>he can't read
i said facial aesthetics. my face literally looks like a white dude. my skin complexion says otherwise.

Im the perfect light hispanic, less of a cabron more of conquistador.

Basically me but not all the B.O

>implying i'm not a 56% living in europe
>implying i'm not white in mind and heart
>implying women, which are mostly white aren't disgusted by brown and black
>implying those that aren't are not disgusting roasties
How dare those roasts hit on me, when i want a pure tender virgin girlfriend to have a good life with?

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How fat is too fat femanons

>>I have a bad natural smell and need to shower daily
Everyone should shower daily.

not for me. i actually don't even like fembots. i mean, i guess i could be friends with them but i genuinely have no interest in dating them.

I've had plenty of sex with roasties and cows, I want a gf. But no one wants to actually date a seriously depressed shizo like me, being a mixed nigga is just the cherry on top of the shit sandwich that is life.

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I end up smelling bad after a few hours of showeringeven if I don't do anything too physical.

you lookung good

So just like fembots, blackbots are not really robots since you have a choice which is nigger hungry roasties. A real robot would fuck a land whale if he had the chance

If they wanna fuck you not the race or appearance is the issue bratan

i had a stroke reading this wtf

Hung and black

You know that's not true, 90% of the people on this board could hook up with a thirsty whale on tinder today if they really wanted. They just don't fall for the dating down meme too hard and they don't even hook up with anyone below their league.

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What exactly is the league of the average robot then? They would rather stay lonely, addicted to porn and die alone than be realistic? You said you're a mental mess, is it in your league to want a mentally healthy good looking white gf?

Let me hold you, user.

light blond twink

My league is someone i can look and listen without feeling disgust.

And since i've been grown in a white country as a 56%, i'm not attracted by a negress, nor i'm going to settle for a landwhale just to get my dick wet fuck you dad you truly were the worst, not only you fucked niggers, but also landwhales, FUCK YOU!

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I would like a mentally stable white girl with good genes, so my children won't be exposed to my dormant schizos. Which unfortunately in my family I was the only one to have that little gene awoken.

Replying to this. Originalius

fuck, i would love nothing more ;_;
would it be too cringe if i posted contact

It would be below the league of a good looking mentally healthy white girl to date a mixed schizo. If you cant lowe your league why would she? What do you have that compensates the mess you're?