Anyone else want to marry their therapist?

Anyone else want to marry their therapist?

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I love my the rapist!

No but I definitely want to kiss her sometimes.

Count me in man, she's the only woman I'll ever love.

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> ywn have your cock tortured by a qt psychology major

biggest scam ever not allowed to talk about illegal urges
mortals cant understand ur past y bother with someone whos mind operates on netflix original series

>getting a female therapist
I made this mistake once.

I told her that females use their bodies to get attention and manipulate people. She straight face told me "no they dont". never went back.

>your therapist will never hypnotize you into being her sissy wife

>your therapist will never hypnotize you
BASED
>into being her sissy wife
cringe as fuck

Literally why I don't go to a therapist dispite probably really needing one.

Literally all they have to do is ask my thoughts when I am driving or about my sister's death and they'll call the guards and it's all "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!".

not going to pry too hard, but why does your sisters death have anything to do with getting reported by a therapist?

Therapists are legally obligated to report felonies to authorities.

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I remember some user saying he ended up dating his therapist. He sounded happy. I guess it must be nice to have someone who is willing to listen to your problems and help you.

I've only ever met one therapist and I made her fall in love with me.
Never went anywhere with it, I just wanted her to stop being so fucking cold, all I wanted was one phonecall from her asking wtf I wasnt coming to see her anymore. Once I had it I was out.

>becoming romantically attached to someone who is literally paid to be nice to you
This is basically like falling in love with a hooker.

tone, you can't be doin dat tone, da therapist patient relationship is sacred

somepeople have nothing else

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only if she gives me hrt

I genuinely cannot tell if that is a man or a woman

no, but my former therapist has a really cute daughter. i wouldn't mind marrying her at the time.
ended up being a wacko leftist, so i dodged a bullet. still an 8/10 tho