This actually happened lads

This actually happened lads
>I'm in class in college
>UK college so the classes are like school
>People start talking about their body count
>shallow normie shit, I just do what I need to and don't involve myself
>They say "Hey user, how many girls have you kissed?"
>I just say I haven't because it's the truth
>They gasp and one roastie says "REALLY!?"
>Some guy goes "Even I've kissed a girl!"
>People just go quiet and talk among themselves
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK anons, Thinking about it now I still get super anxious. A meme actually happened to me and it fucking sucks. Have you bros had anything like this before?

pic related

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Yeah and I don't really care what they think. Most people don't give a shit about you and will not think about you 5 minutes later

I know user but still. My anxiety is bad enough as it is.

That's shitty man but if it makes you feel better I didn't even kiss a girl till after I graduated college. Mind you this was like a three year program so I'm like 21, 22 at this point.

I was just kind of awkward and not confident and just liked hanging out with my friends so I never really pursued girls. In hindsight I wish I would've but was still a good time.

I've never even been interested in girls, I kinda hate women in my country. I don't care to kiss them but the isolation of that moment just got me

>he doesn't realize everyone is surprised because they think you're attractive
your perception of yourself is fucked up. it's time to get out there.

should've went for something along the lines of "why the fuck do you care" and "why does it concern you"
but now that you've fucked it up i have no idea how to get back at them

If I was so attractive, why do I start feeling sick when I see myself in a mirror or picture?

maybe you didn't see:
>your perception of yourself is fucked up
it's because you believe that about yourself. then you have your perspective reinforced by situations like this where you take it completely out of context. i had this same issue awhile ago. it's all in your head man.

they probably thought you were cute given the reaction when you said you never kissed anyone. if anything id take it as a compliment and move on.

Welcome to college, enjoy your stay. Don't worry OP, as long you are not a autist who lives in your mother basement, you still have hope

At least your risk of herpes and genital warts is small.

I dont blame you OP. British girls are truly some of the biggest skanks in the world. I dont know what I'd do if I was surrounded by all of them

>college
So what you're saying is you're underage.

>plot twist: college roasties are so impressed by KHV Chads admission and dont give a fuck attitude that they plan to get together after their lecture tomorrow, line their asses up and let OP plow every one of them hard

oops. Looks like I'm out of hope

not OP but, what if I am an autist but goes to uni?

>UK college

either you're 18 or you're underage b&. Out.

No, college is usually 16-19 here, I'm 18.

This. If OP was ugly everyone would be awkwardly quiet about it because its expected. They were shocked that he was still a kissless virgin.

What do you look like user?

this, post a picture of yourself. if you aren't sinfully ugly (and i will objectively be able to tell you), then if anything you've increased your chances of getting ass/romantic contact with a girl

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OP, if you were unattractive they wouldn't even bring you into the conversation.

From the side, my face shape is like pic related due to a Jew nose.
I'm dirty blonde, can't style it though
blue eyes
glasses
nothing else of note

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You are all delusional. OP is clearly an ugly undesirable (like all of us) that those roasties were making fun of. Do you seriously think girls only make fun ("tease") of guys they find attractive? They love laughing at virgins like us. And even if they forget about it in a few minutes, they'll be reminded of it every time they happen to think about or see OP, and then remind the others about it and laugh about it. People, especially females, are cruel.

>posts a pic of a fish

It sounds like you have some kind of body dysmorphic view of yourself.

Not really, I just don't know any face that fits mine. This is just something I can compare to. My eyes aren't like a fish, just the face shape.

A big nose isnt a bad thing on men. Many women like it. Try having a huge nose and being a girl.

It really excentuates the lack of a chin

>be girl
>have big nose
>STILL have several men interested in you

Nah, I havent been asked out or hit on in public since I was around 14, around the time my nose bones grew.

>Nose bones
I think it's because you're a fucking retard who doesn't know what cartilige is.

Post a fucking picture of yourself with the eyes scratched out or something and give us an idea of what's going on, or stop whining and fishing for moral support and undeserved positive reinforcement like a woman.

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t. literally someone that's never had a girlfriend or had sex

>normalfag logic

I'm not looking for that, just telling a story and asking if anyone else has stories to share.

the people gasping in awe are normalniggers you fucking brainlet

If I was, then why would I ever be on Jow Forums? If you have, then fuck off to /soc/, some other normalfag board, or better yet off this website completely.

I guess the lesson is: Lie in the future.

>being this new
Jow Forums was never an incel safe haven. just tie off the noose already.

>robot 9001
>robot
You do know what a robot is, right? You do know where you are , right? Fucking retard plebbitor

Why didn't you idiot just lie? Fake it till you make it. The first girl I had sex with thought, I had 2 gfs before her although I was still a virgin loser dude. Just pretend, you idiot.

It's called Jow Forums because that was the name of the robot that used to moderate the board you tremendous fucking waste of human gasoline.

It's called Jow Forums because that was the name of the robot that used to moderate the board you tremendous fucking waste of gasoline.

Just lie tho

so basically you're agreeing with him?

The bridge of a nose is bone you fucking pedo.

All these. They can't read minds. Just say something reasonable like "just a few" or "one or two". If they ask for specifics just say you "don't kiss and tell" which is the right thing to do.

Shit, how autistic are you?

>lie for ? reason
Huh?

tyedye shirt girl is pretty cute
hng

also yeah that sucks that everybody found out you were gay op

>Don't kiss and tell
this is the only answer

/thread

Bro girls often rate me a 8 lookswise, but i get sick in the mirror too when i look at myself, probably because of being bullied in the past. What u see doesnt always match reality

Unlike feds it's perfectly legal to lie to normies. You want a good reason, you autistic fuck? Fine: to prevent yourself from being at a social disadvantage. Good enough for you?

If they asked how many girls you kissed and not had sex with they already knew the answer bro.

Don't listen to this guy man
It's better to be honest and truthful than to be a liar. A real connection with other people can't be built with lies.
If people dislike you for being kissless, they can eat shit. Don't be ashamed of it.

>uk college

can you underage FUCKING CUNTS jJUST FUCK OFF ALREADY HOLY SHIT

They knew I was a virgin, they've asked that before.

Who gives a shit about these useless thots. I mean I know it's still cringe but just know they're useless and you'll never meet them again.

>body count
>kissing
Lmao. I've kissed so many people I've lost count. It's completely meaningless. Like your first step. Everyone makes a big deal of it when you're young and no one gives a shit when you're older

So you agree?
Is this what autism looks like?

It's summer break right now in the U.K, when did this happen?

I dont give a shit about what other people think of me

Most schools start back today/monday lad

The best situation to this, is to pretend to be extremely religious. You are in muslim country so they won't give you crap about this.

college like A-levels or are you just talking about uni and pandering to our american friends?

Should have lied retard. Way to make life more difficult for yourself.

So uk college is like us highschool.

that makes him a virginity expert btw

This isn't exact because it changes depending on time of year born but
Primary school is generally 3 to 10 years old
Secondary school is 11 to 16
College/ Sixth Form is 16 to 18
University is three years average and quite a different experience from american colleges. You don't have majors and minors, you're taking a specific degree course from the start

just before the summer but I've only kinda got over it now

This. If he was ugly they wouldn't even talk about this stuff to you, they would just assume you're a khhv.

its never about them personally, the shitty feeling comes from knowing you're inadequate and were selected to be roasted. then when you see them again you're reminded of how much of a shitter you are.

>Some guy goes "Even I've kissed a girl!"
me squeezing in a lie to seem more normie in wake of your implosion

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people at my work were talking about porn recently
this was like two 20 year old girls, both with boyfriends, and a 22 year old chad who is popular with girls in the office.
I avoided the conversation until outright asked, and just said 'i dont watch porn, i don't like it' - to which there was general shock, and people saying i'm weird and even the girls with partners apparently watch porn all the time

world is fucked

Sometimes I catch a glimpse of myself reflected in a window and cringe at how fat and ugly I am before realising it's not even my reflection, just someone walking by minding their own.

Big nose girls are cute though.

>not asking how many boys user has kissed

wasted opportunity

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