This actually happened lads >I'm in class in college >UK college so the classes are like school >People start talking about their body count >shallow normie shit, I just do what I need to and don't involve myself >They say "Hey user, how many girls have you kissed?" >I just say I haven't because it's the truth >They gasp and one roastie says "REALLY!?" >Some guy goes "Even I've kissed a girl!" >People just go quiet and talk among themselves AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK anons, Thinking about it now I still get super anxious. A meme actually happened to me and it fucking sucks. Have you bros had anything like this before?
Yeah and I don't really care what they think. Most people don't give a shit about you and will not think about you 5 minutes later
Thomas Powell
I know user but still. My anxiety is bad enough as it is.
Jace Barnes
That's shitty man but if it makes you feel better I didn't even kiss a girl till after I graduated college. Mind you this was like a three year program so I'm like 21, 22 at this point.
I was just kind of awkward and not confident and just liked hanging out with my friends so I never really pursued girls. In hindsight I wish I would've but was still a good time.
Blake Edwards
I've never even been interested in girls, I kinda hate women in my country. I don't care to kiss them but the isolation of that moment just got me
Bentley Davis
>he doesn't realize everyone is surprised because they think you're attractive your perception of yourself is fucked up. it's time to get out there.
Oliver Stewart
should've went for something along the lines of "why the fuck do you care" and "why does it concern you" but now that you've fucked it up i have no idea how to get back at them
Matthew Stewart
If I was so attractive, why do I start feeling sick when I see myself in a mirror or picture?
Joseph Ward
maybe you didn't see: >your perception of yourself is fucked up it's because you believe that about yourself. then you have your perspective reinforced by situations like this where you take it completely out of context. i had this same issue awhile ago. it's all in your head man.
Grayson Hall
they probably thought you were cute given the reaction when you said you never kissed anyone. if anything id take it as a compliment and move on.
Robert Wood
Welcome to college, enjoy your stay. Don't worry OP, as long you are not a autist who lives in your mother basement, you still have hope
Austin Parker
At least your risk of herpes and genital warts is small.
Blake Gomez
I dont blame you OP. British girls are truly some of the biggest skanks in the world. I dont know what I'd do if I was surrounded by all of them
Carson Gutierrez
>college So what you're saying is you're underage.
Jackson Stewart
>plot twist: college roasties are so impressed by KHV Chads admission and dont give a fuck attitude that they plan to get together after their lecture tomorrow, line their asses up and let OP plow every one of them hard
Jaxson Harris
oops. Looks like I'm out of hope
Grayson Williams
not OP but, what if I am an autist but goes to uni?
Landon Miller
>UK college
either you're 18 or you're underage b&. Out.
Landon Edwards
No, college is usually 16-19 here, I'm 18.
Nicholas Bell
This. If OP was ugly everyone would be awkwardly quiet about it because its expected. They were shocked that he was still a kissless virgin.
What do you look like user?
Nicholas Davis
this, post a picture of yourself. if you aren't sinfully ugly (and i will objectively be able to tell you), then if anything you've increased your chances of getting ass/romantic contact with a girl
You are all delusional. OP is clearly an ugly undesirable (like all of us) that those roasties were making fun of. Do you seriously think girls only make fun ("tease") of guys they find attractive? They love laughing at virgins like us. And even if they forget about it in a few minutes, they'll be reminded of it every time they happen to think about or see OP, and then remind the others about it and laugh about it. People, especially females, are cruel.
Carson Jenkins
>posts a pic of a fish
It sounds like you have some kind of body dysmorphic view of yourself.
Wyatt Wright
Not really, I just don't know any face that fits mine. This is just something I can compare to. My eyes aren't like a fish, just the face shape.
Christopher Hughes
A big nose isnt a bad thing on men. Many women like it. Try having a huge nose and being a girl.
Jaxson Brooks
It really excentuates the lack of a chin
Juan White
>be girl >have big nose >STILL have several men interested in you
Angel Campbell
Nah, I havent been asked out or hit on in public since I was around 14, around the time my nose bones grew.
Brayden Bell
>Nose bones I think it's because you're a fucking retard who doesn't know what cartilige is.
Nicholas Barnes
Post a fucking picture of yourself with the eyes scratched out or something and give us an idea of what's going on, or stop whining and fishing for moral support and undeserved positive reinforcement like a woman.
t. literally someone that's never had a girlfriend or had sex
Levi Parker
>normalfag logic
Levi Wilson
I'm not looking for that, just telling a story and asking if anyone else has stories to share.
Carson Ross
the people gasping in awe are normalniggers you fucking brainlet
Camden Ross
If I was, then why would I ever be on Jow Forums? If you have, then fuck off to /soc/, some other normalfag board, or better yet off this website completely.
Adam Cox
I guess the lesson is: Lie in the future.
Joshua Powell
>being this new Jow Forums was never an incel safe haven. just tie off the noose already.
Anthony Edwards
>robot 9001 >robot You do know what a robot is, right? You do know where you are , right? Fucking retard plebbitor
Benjamin Sullivan
Why didn't you idiot just lie? Fake it till you make it. The first girl I had sex with thought, I had 2 gfs before her although I was still a virgin loser dude. Just pretend, you idiot.
Benjamin Torres
It's called Jow Forums because that was the name of the robot that used to moderate the board you tremendous fucking waste of human gasoline.
Juan Foster
It's called Jow Forums because that was the name of the robot that used to moderate the board you tremendous fucking waste of gasoline.
Adrian Diaz
Just lie tho
Jonathan Watson
so basically you're agreeing with him?
Aiden Jackson
The bridge of a nose is bone you fucking pedo.
Blake Garcia
All these. They can't read minds. Just say something reasonable like "just a few" or "one or two". If they ask for specifics just say you "don't kiss and tell" which is the right thing to do.
Shit, how autistic are you?
Lucas Lee
>lie for ? reason Huh?
Kayden Ward
tyedye shirt girl is pretty cute hng
also yeah that sucks that everybody found out you were gay op
Hudson Thomas
>Don't kiss and tell this is the only answer
/thread
Nolan Morales
Bro girls often rate me a 8 lookswise, but i get sick in the mirror too when i look at myself, probably because of being bullied in the past. What u see doesnt always match reality
Gavin Johnson
Unlike feds it's perfectly legal to lie to normies. You want a good reason, you autistic fuck? Fine: to prevent yourself from being at a social disadvantage. Good enough for you?
Samuel Davis
If they asked how many girls you kissed and not had sex with they already knew the answer bro.
Caleb Lewis
Don't listen to this guy man It's better to be honest and truthful than to be a liar. A real connection with other people can't be built with lies. If people dislike you for being kissless, they can eat shit. Don't be ashamed of it.
Oliver Gray
>uk college
can you underage FUCKING CUNTS jJUST FUCK OFF ALREADY HOLY SHIT
Oliver Morgan
They knew I was a virgin, they've asked that before.
Sebastian Green
Who gives a shit about these useless thots. I mean I know it's still cringe but just know they're useless and you'll never meet them again.
Jonathan Harris
>body count >kissing Lmao. I've kissed so many people I've lost count. It's completely meaningless. Like your first step. Everyone makes a big deal of it when you're young and no one gives a shit when you're older
Thomas Taylor
So you agree? Is this what autism looks like?
Gabriel Long
It's summer break right now in the U.K, when did this happen?
Mason King
I dont give a shit about what other people think of me
Austin Evans
Most schools start back today/monday lad
Blake White
The best situation to this, is to pretend to be extremely religious. You are in muslim country so they won't give you crap about this.
Gabriel Barnes
college like A-levels or are you just talking about uni and pandering to our american friends?
John Jenkins
Should have lied retard. Way to make life more difficult for yourself.
Thomas Nguyen
So uk college is like us highschool.
Dylan Thompson
that makes him a virginity expert btw
Robert Rodriguez
This isn't exact because it changes depending on time of year born but Primary school is generally 3 to 10 years old Secondary school is 11 to 16 College/ Sixth Form is 16 to 18 University is three years average and quite a different experience from american colleges. You don't have majors and minors, you're taking a specific degree course from the start
Robert Barnes
just before the summer but I've only kinda got over it now
Michael Evans
This. If he was ugly they wouldn't even talk about this stuff to you, they would just assume you're a khhv.
Jacob Sanders
its never about them personally, the shitty feeling comes from knowing you're inadequate and were selected to be roasted. then when you see them again you're reminded of how much of a shitter you are.
Liam Sanders
>Some guy goes "Even I've kissed a girl!" me squeezing in a lie to seem more normie in wake of your implosion
people at my work were talking about porn recently this was like two 20 year old girls, both with boyfriends, and a 22 year old chad who is popular with girls in the office. I avoided the conversation until outright asked, and just said 'i dont watch porn, i don't like it' - to which there was general shock, and people saying i'm weird and even the girls with partners apparently watch porn all the time
world is fucked
Jayden Hill
Sometimes I catch a glimpse of myself reflected in a window and cringe at how fat and ugly I am before realising it's not even my reflection, just someone walking by minding their own.