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On Monday Chip and her wanted to work out. I had to work from home (two years older than both of them who are still in NYU) They decided to go into Chip's room as to not disturb me. Chip made this joke as they went in and was like "hey bro me and your girlfriend are going to be sweating and moaning in my room, don't worry about it though" then they both laughed. I don't think they actually fucked in that room but it really humiliated me. I'm getting really nervous but not sure what to do.

too bad you don't have a cuck fetish

Honestly either dump chip or spy on ur gf until you find proof im sure they sext

The older you get the sooner you will realize you do not give a shit about whatever girl this is and whatever guy you hate.

Chip sounds alpha as fuck. I hope that he is fucking her.

STOP THINKING ABOUT DICKS RETARD FAGGOT BITCH

The only issue is she is starting a difficult courseload this week at NYU. I don't want to put the unneeded pressure of this on her right off the bat. I would rather deescalate things until they are back to normal politely.

There there anony, i would never do anything to make you feel insecure.

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why didn't u move in with ur gf instead faggot normalfag onions

your gf doesn't respect you and is gonna cheat on you with chip if she hasn't already. cut your losses.

Should I text her guys? That way I can avoid really interrupting her while she works on her first semester project.

Do everything, just gtfo this board you bitch ass normie scum.

You are her bf. You CAN interrupt her if something bothers you

Here how's this?

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holy shit you're an actual beta. your gf actually got stolen by chad. You live in some sick Incel's reality or something you poor dude.
love you too sweetie
>Big Mama
das funny because she's calling Chip there Big Dada

You named your hoe Big Mamma? Throw that bitch out the window, slut's been monkeybranching from your fat ass to someone with rock-hard abs/dick. NOW GTFO MY BOARD NORMIE BITCH.

I just changed the name so you guys wouldn't catch on to her. She's not really Big Mama lol

also dude not even 1 x? i talk to most of my friends who are girls with like 2. show some affection no wonder she's all over chips dick

poast responses, i'm interested in how this'll develop.

Anyway, your dead for that hoe so move on, go see escort or fap to your favorite scat porn, and gtfo my board normie scum.

All right she finally responded

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she's most likely lying user, she knows exactly what she's doing

Wait, the dudes name is really chip?
Well, to be honest bro. If I were you, I couldn't deal with this situation and my jealousy would have already caused me to make a huge scene because of this.

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Bitch admited to calculating her options with chad. Pump her last time and dump her, or be smart and just dump her. Bitch gonna cheat on your onions ridden ass.

fuck off my board incel scum. become real human beings then you'll fuck someone
i go to nyu as well, shit really isn't that hard here. fucking man up and take your girl back. work out with her, start doing things, phase out this chip fag. stop fucking being a bitch and then your girlfriend won't heave you

She seems legit to me

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never mind things look pretty grim. confront her in real life about the situation, be prepared to break up with her. good luck out there soldier

you shoudl still talk to her irl. make sure she understands your feelings and everything

No! Tell her you will talk to him. Don't send her like she was your mom or smth

aite guys imma try to get her irl

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I still dont trust her, its pretty obvious she has interest in him, even if its slight. She might just be saying all this shit so you get off her back and stop being so suspicious

she's doing that to motivate you to take better care of yourself.

i'm gonna be honest with you, i think this is over for you. that said, there are two routes here imo. either pretend like it doesn't phase you or start questioning her loyalty to get answers.

Either this is a dumb cunt of a women or you are trolling this incel ridden board with your pal. "Boifriend", really?

you should also listen to . be a man and handle your own shit

>They always invite me but I'm too beta to join in that awkwardness
I'm dying over here OP!!
But yeah, if Chip isn't already raw dogging your girl, they've definitely talked about it (Or at the very least they've made out/kissed). Your girl probably had low self esteem when she started dating you, but realized she can get with an ACTUAL man, not some fat beta fuck who has too much self pity to even TRY to compete.
She tested you OP and you failed...HARD

Offer to buff chips penis

Okay she isn't responding anymore after this. Fuck I really don't wanna interrupt her to be honest desu especially during class time
I don't know how things got this bad

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yeah i use the same excuse. load of horse shit pal.
kek she'll talk to the bully for you user, she'll do whatever it takes to get him to stop.
oof not even an ilyt.

buddy, you are fucked. she's done with you, moved on to bigger things. I actually feel sorry for you, it seems like you care for her. see if any of her friends wanna go, they've probably heard all the great things bout you.

she wants to fuck chad Chip dude, its clearly obvious

>chipwich
>doesn't say ily back
they def fug on the regular.

Work out and get shredded, op. Become chip!

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>chipwich
Fuck are you screwing chippy too

>Didn't go out to the gym with them
>Acted like a little beta bitch whenever she was around her
>Asked her to tell the big mean bulli to stop instead of manning up
>Being a pudgy little dumpster shit
>I don't know how things got this bad
I SHIGGY DIGGY!

wow.
holy shit you utter retard, thats not what you do.
so not only do you now seem jealous and paranoid, not only is she interested in your best friend too, you've also completely botched some sexy talk in the middle of the fucking day.
what the fuck? a boobie pic?? the first message could maybe work but asking for her fucking "boobie"??
grow some balls and write some prose. tell that girl shes the most gorgeous woman you've ever layed eyes upon, that you adore her completely and you're gonna make sure she knows it tonight when you make her cum like never before.
No wonder she likes Chip so much. He can definitely do better than that.

>cuck larp

god fucking dammit

>doesn't say i love you back
>you ask for a fucking tit picture
>boobie

yikes, don't feel so bad for you anymore

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>chipwich

Originalol

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>grow some balls and write some prose
I thought you were trying to tell OP to NOT be a cringy little faggot?
Who the fuck writes flowery prose to women anymore outside of fucking high schoool

Nah don't do that. If you write her some gay "i love you" crap now, you'll come of as desperate. Do not beg for her attention

bruh he asked for a boobie pic. dirty talk requires a bit more than that.

yeah I agree, she's in the middle of class daydreaming about her chipwich, but I was saying if he was going to go all horny on her he couldve at least made it sound a bit better than "boobie pic"

>ayy bb wan sum fuk bitx

If you start a fire, throwing gas on it isn't going to put it out.
Just like said:
It's going to come off as pathetic, desperate and solidify OP's status as a soft boi beta male.
The only thing that could salvage this, is OP DEMANDING that girlfriend spend time with him tonight and that Chip isn't to get any of it.
None of this "uwu it makes me uncomfotaboh~" but a firm "You're spending tonight with me, you're going to wear [x] outfit, and chip is going to fuck off"

bro what? you had me in the first half.

OP, just go cut contact and literally start hitting the gym yourself. its over. you seriously fucked it all up. she has the best of both worlds right now: cuck bf and boy toy. I know you wont listen, but fuck man. stop being so fucking pathetic.

I feel fucking sick. I don't even want to look at this thread anymore, I just wanna shut shit out fuck
I thought I made it out of inceldom by pulling my dick up and reaching out but could it really have been for nothing fuck

nah man. its over. he needs to salvage his dignity and just leave. seriously. i had a friend in this exact same position. no matter what he does, it will look like cope in her eyes. she is getting off on it. fuck women.

OP you need to do the ULTIMATE alpha move:
>Start ignoring gf
>If she tries to set up things just respond with "busy"
>Start hanging out with Chip
>Find out all his hobbies, his likes and interests
>Feign interest in them all by using a cursory google search of them and build a somewhat concrete opinion on each interest
>Ask if he can start going to the gym with you
>Say you just want it to be the two of you to have guys night
>Start going to the pub
>Occupy ALL his time with bro time
>Make subtle hints that GF is a disloyal hoe
>Smear her name around him, but not overtly
>Soon GF won't have EITHER of you
>You will have won.

You deserve the cuckening you will recieve little bitch man
Hes gonna cum in her chippy boy doesnt sound the type for rubbers (or pulling out)

Why not just get him to instigate a fight with you and then beat the shit out of him in self defense?

I second this. Maybe up to the part, where you talk shit about your gf. But chad, i mean chip seams to be bro. Why don't you hang out with him and and try to be more like him? Maybe this way you'll get a loyal gf who isn't all flirty with other dudes.

OP what the fuck is this you two talk to each other like npcs or 15 year olds in a first relationship. If you really loved this girl you would tell her exactly how you feel straight up. She is supposed to be your best friend too. If she isnt even your best friend and you cant tell her anything why the fuck are you with this person? I mean just from those texts she sounds like a complete npc cunt. She doesnt seem like a real person whatsoever

>She is supposed to be your best friend too
where does this meme come from

Drug chip
Put dildos in his ass and your junk on his face/mouth.
Take pics.
Show them to him later.
Blackmail material, now you win. The other options like ignore, confront, dump all end in failure for you. This is the only way to certain victory.

anybody else just physically repulsed by this - genuinely think both of you guys are subhuman apes no offence

I have never been with a woman before but that sounds fucking retarded,and if thats how it actually works then damn im glad i have never been with a girl before
Throwing out actual love and passion for some "hey im gonna fuck you raw and idc about feelings lol",absolutely disgusting

Test

Httuht unruh for hijack

Fuck sorry guys, the cloudflare thing in my area was fucking up and I wasn't able to post for a bit.

What do I do? If I don't do anything will she at least not dump me?

Kick him out or execute the cunt

sorry friend from all that have shared so far, it is very likely you are getting cucked, i hope i'm wrong but sooner or later you'll say or do the wrong thing cause of how insecure you are and "Chipwich" will be right there to pick up the pieces if he hasn't done that already...

Bro, I told you what to do right here:
So look, I can tell you're a beta faggot that doesn't have a spine, most of r9k is this way. That's why I'm here. I get all kinds of tail, bc I'm a psycho. But can you really call me crazy if my methods work? You assault him in a demeaning and humiliating way, you capture the assault in film/images. Show them to him. You're mine now bitch or I'll plaster you all over the web, you will NEVER ESCAPE ME. He'll fear you, he'll come up with an excuse to move out in the next few weeks, guaran-fuckin-teed. He'll never look you or her in the eyes again. He'll stop throwing parties and waste away in guilt and shame. Would you rather it be you who wastes away in lonliness?

>I have never been with a woman before but that sounds fucking retarded,and if thats how it actually works then damn im glad i have never been with a girl before
>Throwing out actual love and passion for some "hey im gonna fuck you raw and idc about feelings lol",absolutely disgusting
That's how it works, yeah, if you show any real emotion, she thinks you're a beta loser and starts treating you like shit. It's like a Tamagotchi for sociopaths.

Do this Otherwise you're going to have to live with the taste of his cum in your mouth whenever you kiss her.
Might as well just suck his dick directly

I highly doubt that but alright,im a fag so what would i know?

Ask your gf to feminise you and become a girl so that you can suck your room mates dick.

Memes aside, how did a pussy like you get a girl like that in the first place? Assert your male dominance. Talk to her. Fix it.

You're acting like a pussy and she is attracted to a guy who doesn't show that emotional side.

You can't fix this once she stops seeing you as LE BIG BAD DADDY CHADDY ALFALFA CUMMIES, she's a retarded whore and she's lost forever.

Hahahhaha fo real?
God youre retarded no wonder shes cheating on you

Can we post yet?
Fucking chimped out since I really wanted to see where this thread would go and what OP would do...Fucking moot

idk man but i hope so

Listen user, she honestly seems like she's being truthful about what she's doing with chad (chip). But i believe sooner or later he'll take her and fuck the shit out of her sooner or later. YOU need to change. Next time they offer you to go to gym accept it. Or of they don't, force yourself to tag along. After that figure out your own schedule and fix your diet and go to the gym during your own free time. Rather than asking her for sex she should be coming to you for it. Eventually she will realise the insecure beta fag in you is no more. Become more confident and when chad makes another joke about fucking her. Tell him to lay off or you'll fuck him up. Im not saying become chad himself but become an alpha so that the next time they're sitting on the couch together you'll tell chad to move and he'll do it without a second thought.

Sorry if this seems cheaply written currently in the car

>chipwich
it's over user. better get ready for her to break up with you soon

only way she will stay with you after this is if you let her have an "open relationship" which means she'll be fucking chipwich every night but at least she'll still be able to live with you.

kill yourself to get back at her

this kek. im going to go to sleep laughing knowing that op's gf is getting obliterated by chip the chad. rest easy, fella

Diet and hut the fuckin gym you moron. Not only will you continue to learn if your relationship is really worth it with her, like if she dates you be sure your physical appearance makes her feel better about herself, but you'll become healthier, stronger, and hotter. Be better user, not for her but for yourself.

dude you look so pathetic asking for nudes right after she admitted she was flirting with another guy. she has no respect for you or the relationship. no respectable woman would even flirt/entertain another man like that while in a relationship.

she just disrespected the fuck out of you and you're just going to take it? tell her that she has to stop hanging out/ communicating with chip completely, if she doesn't want to break up with that bitch she's not worth your time. if you let her get away with this she will keep doing it because she knows how weak you are. I would have just broken up with her at this point.

successful relationships

Maybe you have to change op cuz now i guess your girl fucks him three times a week. Try to join or of you're shy try to go just by yourself or excercise at home

get the fuck outoutout gf havers are not fucking welcome fucking scum pos

>Asking for relationship advice on /incel9k
You either have to be trolling or retarded

Your gf said she would tell him to back off next time he approaches her if you want. Either have her not talk to him as much, do exactly what she said or just stop being a beta and start hanging out with them. Just wait and see how she acts and if she keeps flirting with him ONLY THEN start thinking of breaking up up with her

Also not a good idea to post her tits here
unless you do end up getting cucked. Then just do it for revenge... And post her face too