Gf monkey paw you tell me your ideal gf and i give her a fatal flaw(s) and you decide if you still want them

gf monkey paw you tell me your ideal gf and i give her a fatal flaw(s) and you decide if you still want them

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>smoll
>ticklish
>doesnt get mad at me when I tickle her
>isnt crazy
>good hygiene
>short hair

One who loves me and is loved by me.

>5'7"
>educated and professionally employed
>not super ambitious
>wants lots of kids and a rural life
>big eyes
>pretty smile
>full perky breasts
>very sarcastic and messes with me a lot

Fujiwara no mokou from touhou

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>6'8
>perfect tits
>virgin
>no stds (from blood transfusions)
>beautiful hair
>same sense of humor
>faithful
>not crazy
>brunnette
>not related to me (duh)
>great sex
>loves me
>shares interests with me
>good hygiene
>perfect body
>

Cis female/woman virgin
not bulimic.
Not like morbidly obese to where she need to use a cane or is unable to fit in an airplane or bus seat.
Not herself dogmatically religious
Not some kind of Jow Forums-thot.
Short/somewhere around my height
Into film, videogames, books, animation, etc.
Can have a conversation about stuff like that with me.
Is attracted to me, and not like overly sexually repressed either.
Is not suffering from severe mental or physical conditions.
Has no family members like that either.
Doesnt mind that I dont have a car.
Is ideally younger than me, (I'm 24).
Is intelligent and capable of keeping up with me.

pees herself when you tickle her will you keep her?

Yes, I would still tickle her, but maybe I would get tile floors. maybe if I was feeling really mean I would tickle her in public

>54158470
She is litterly Lucifer and will end the earth will you keep her?
She is deaf Will you keep her?
She is a Cyclops and has no depth perception is slow has a iq of 87 and not used to civilized customs will you keep her?
She is a vampire will drink your and other peoples blood and can't go out in the sun

>Loves me for my personality
>wants to give me a hope for future

>she's a vampire..

user you're supposed to make her bad, you just made her hotter.. jesus christ are you retarded?

Only bad one was cyclop gf
Failed thread

>white
>genetically healthy
>loyal / won't cheat
>intelligent
>can become pregnant
>not a fed

>Within 2-3 inches of my height
>Determined
>Ambitious
>Cares about herself
>Fiery
>Neither fat nor skinny
>Wants to change the world and has a plan to do so

>190 cm tall
>thicc but not overweight
>white
>furry
>submissive
>white
>does not swear

shits on your face every time you sleep near her

fuck out of here with that degenerate shit

has a pain fetish and wants you to beat her for sexual pleasure will you keep her?

is a communist and in 5 years time will become a brutal communist dictator Will you keep her?

is into every disgusting furry related fetish you can think of will you keep her?

Yes. Even if I disagree with with her ideals, I admire someone strong willed enough to make them happen and bend reality to their will.

Hell yeah, I will

>Reserved
>Little shorter than me
>Short/medium straight hair
>Average breasts
>Well mannered
>Pretty face
>Glasses
>Doesn't dress like a whore

As long as it has nothing to do with scat