Age

>24
>never but unironically
had several chances to lose my virginity to yucky roasties on dating apps but realized i'm not at that point of desperation just yet.

20
Kissless virgin. I'm a volcel though.

I hope you never are at that point. Sex is nothing without a meaningful relationship.

how do you know?
lmfao

>24
>8 months ago right before me and her broke up

Because I had meaningless sex before I became a recluse.

>20
>never ever
I'm too much of a beta man. the women I like will never like me

>24
>like...5 months ago. then before that was like 5 years ago.

but we're assuming straight vaginal penetrative sex. its honestly not the most fun thing on earth. sometimes i get bored between strokes, and the time investment and effort you have to put in is not worth it.

25
Never
I'm lonely and tired...

>17
>2 days ago kek

agreed and well said. i'm too blackpilled to be a simp and to put pussy on a pedestal but also too engrossed in my own hobbies and interests to make losing my card everything in life.

>will be 29 tomorrow
>never

24 2 weeks ago
Never

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What are you blackpilled about?
Also, your hobbies could be an attractive trait to a woman depending on what they are.

34
Month ago
>No oregano negro

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Wait till you turn into a wizard

>17 lol
Bye bye!

>23
>Roughly 5 months ago

Happy birthday! I hope you have a nice relaxing day tomorrow!!!

>29
>On about 5 days ago

>19
>Never
I don't think I ever will at this rate anons. I'll shoot myself before becoming a wizard though.

39
15 years ago was when i stuck muh willy in

>24
>never
Why come here if you've had sex?

not OP but too weird for everywhere else
i was lucky and found ecstacy (the drug) when i was 25 and for a a few months it stopped me being me.
drugs are good m'kay
also there's plenty of anons get whores as well to have sex.

Is English a second language for you? Also, how does xtc help you get laid

no, even worse. i'm english. just thick as fuck.
it stopped me being anxious helped me talk to a girl because you don't give a fuck on it. just peace and love man. but everyone on it felt the same. it was great. the person i knew at the time through parties, i attended 1 got talking to his friend. attended another and talked to her again and even danced. then she came on to me.

>What are you blackpilled about?
obligatory women are whores blackpill coupled with being a late bloomer. being so emotionally starved your entire life and having literally never experienced any type of romance you either learn to live without and find escapism, coping mechanisms, hobbies and choose not to care when at a certain point, or you spiral into a bottomless depression. well into my 20s women have shown me attention i've never before seen. absolutely i could've pumped a few roasties at parties while hammered, or even have secured a gf through mutual friends but these hoes aren't wife material, let alone long-term gf material. casual sex truly doesn't interest me. i'll still keep looking for the right one like everybody should but i'm not that blackpilled to where i don't believe good women aren't out there. but the "just stop caring" meme worked for me and i've seen results.

I've been coming here for years and even though I hate this board now and what it's become I find coming here to be so ingrained into my daily life

Are you disabled in any way or are you just pulling my leg?

>24
>13 months ago
My first and only gf left me. If i never met her, i'd probably still be a virgin.

you mean the way i type/talk?
i'm not disabled. never been tested for mental disability but there's the potential for that.
i'm not taking the piss or baiting you.

thanks. I will be going to an anime con for the weekend. Will celebrate by buying lots of anime goods.

>20
>never did, never will
I want to live the wizard life.

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>20
>never
does a kiss count?

>27
>last week with my tulpa gf

Okay, I think it's difficult for me because I don't really have friends and I can't go to parties because I don't get invited. Also, I'm terrified of going to clubs/bars on my own.

19, 20 in like 4 months wowzers
0 im fine waiting cause if its the right guy he will love me even more that I waited

>tulpa gf
Based

>18 years old
>about 6 weeks ago

>Thinking an hourly insertion of your glands inside a woman's hole matters the least for the prospects of your life.

Its companionship the goal frens, sex is as transient of a pleasure as food or alcohol.

Why the hell would you want that frogposter

yeah i was lucky to know that person. i don't think i could go to a club/bar by myself and start talking to people. i don't get how people can do it, but i admire the ones that can.
i hope you get your chance user, i really do. i hope everyone does desu.

30
never
of course that wasn't original

>22
>april

>you can do it again
you dont know under what circunstances i got laid, i will never do it again but now i also know what im missing plus i'll forever miss her

I am a 33 and I had sex 11 years ago last time.

>15 years ago was when i stuck muh willy in
good lord
whtat happened?

what's it like to be a wizard?
really seriously

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you are me from the future
that is, if i dont kms before

shorter of breath and one day closer to death

That wasn't original either! I don't have a single original thought in my brain

>shorter of breath and one day closer to death
yeee
maybe thats the reason
at least you like pink floyd
you know that depressive music was their biz right?
don't fall for it
greetings from bavaria

>23
>4 years and 7 months

I won't even become a wizard either, I blew it

i'm just a fuck up.

>20
>never
o

33 years old
26 years ago

>6
>5 hours
(my unkle!!!) he mek me pp herd nd he stick figner up my bummy!!! (lol bum)

True, ecstasy/mdma (same thing) makes you get girls so damn easily, god I love that drug, it just makes you super confident and outgoing and you forget all the bad things in the world

Also
24
2 months ago

Had constant sex from 17-23 with my 2 ex and the last year it has been kind of distant, being single sucks

>31
>never

There are no magic powers, not even lame ones.

26
Three months ago, but I decided to stop having sex and jacking off until I meet a marriage material woman.

>20
>massive virgin
starting balding before my acne cleared up. Some plebs might see this as a 24 carrot run of bad luck, I know the game was rigged from the start

If you started practicing semen retention in your 20s you would unironically have transmuted enough semen by age 31 to have what are essentially magic powers. Your fault for jacking off your entire life.

24 in 2 weeks
Never

29
11 years ago
Feels like feels feelsman

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its cope, when you feel rejected by women. you're better off rejecting them than keep getting rejecting, just my 2 cents

If you don't jack off it eventually comes out in your sleep

>27
>never
I havent even had my first kiss yet nor hugged anyone. Physical isolation is torture.

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I believe the technical term is "sour grapes"

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28 and probably never in the pas, present, or future.

im turned 29 in 3 days, and i also am a virgin

im ambivalent towards it. its not the nicest thing in the world, but it could be worse

>22
If (sex) is (touching a vagina), then 22 years ago.
If (sex) is (having sexual release through masturbation), then 5 minutes ago.
If it is anything else, then never.

I want special powers.
And I'm like asexual or something anyways so I don't care.

It's sad that the current era has both overvalued and undervalued sex.
Physical intimacy is very important in a relationship. Companionship and intimacy are two sides of the same coin.

>21
>lost virginity to an escort 3 days ago

VERY worth it.

>21
>Hahaha
Part of it is probably that ive only asked out (and been rejected by) two girls. i travel a lot and have been propositioned by 3rd world girls, and ive never tried (and thus never failed) at dating websites/apps, but I still hold onto the dream of losing my virginity to the woman I love on wedding night. Who knows, maybe my mindset will change when im a wizard.

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25

1.5 yrs ago, last time with my exgf, dumped the ratchet a week later

No user, meow meow it doesn't count

>19
>yesterday
wont have for some time though

>21
>never, khv obviously

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>20
>15 days ago but it was a prostitute

>23
>a few hours ago in the comfort of my own bedroom

>23
>Couple months ago

I'm terrible at sex and i have no idea what I'm doing but I have no real way to learn what the fuck to do and how to do it. Porn teaches me nothing

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>30
>never, kissless hugless
I'm going to specialise in Necromancy or Divination.

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>36
>never
you sex havers disgust me

>19
>never
I mean,theres still time,but i doubt that anythings gonna change in the near future

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All this fucking normies on my board

>26
>somewhere between 5 to 6 years, I've lost count

its whatever at this point

Does crying why fucking a pillow considered sex?

22
last week
paid a hooker for it

do they disgust you? or are you lying and in reality the idea of other people feeling love and sex fill you up with feelings of fear, anxiety and depression?

are you actually disgusted or is it just sour grapes and self-delusion?

>19
>3 weeks ago
I miss my gf bros. Thankfully she's coming to visit soon

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>25
>2 months ago
>currently in a 3 year old relationship

We were longdistance for 3 years, meeting each other one week every month
Now we moved in together, and she came out as asexual.
She don't mindblowing me or giving me handjobs (she likes making me cum), her sexdrive is just gone.
Life is suffering bots