My mom took my laptop from my apartment and refuses to give it back to me...

My mom took my laptop from my apartment and refuses to give it back to me. Thankfully she is not able to get in to see my guro hentai and basket weaving folders, but I still need my laptop back, it is where I do all my work and schooling from. I am just about ready to report it as a theft to the police, even though they probably will not do much, it will show her how serious I am. Anyone have any other suggestions? I hate cops and I would rather not involve the police if at all possible, but trying to work it out peacefully with my mom is pretty impossible.

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bribe her or tell her you need it for school or work.

Does she keep it on her at all times or something? She stole it from you, steal it back. Take some money from her as well as compensation for making you waste your time.

This is a good idea, it is just that she lives 3 hours away. I will hatch a plan to do this tjough

get a hotel near her house, wait until she goes to work or to get groceries, walk into her house, take the laptop and the cash.

Make sure you get enough cash to cover yourself for the hotel room, the price of gas, and a little bit extra for the inconvenience she has caused.

why did she take it from you?

>My mom took my laptop from my apartment
Why would she take your shit if you live on your own? Is she helping to pay rent?

>Thankfully she is not able to get in to see my guro hentai and basket weaving folders
can u blame her?
look at the absolute state of you

I actually said this sarcastically, I dont watch porn.

beat the shit out of her and reclaim it by force

then why did she felt compelled to take ur laptop away ;^)
ur OP pic indicates you're lying

>my posting of a gif from evangelion indicates that im a cumbrain
Fuck off retarded tripfag. Not replying to you again.

>my posting of a gif from evangelion indicates that im a cumbrain
correct
>Fuck off retarded tripfag. Not replying to you again.
stop replying to ANYONE

OP please give us a backstory, why did she take your laptop?

This, what happened user kun?

I told her I'm gay, apparently she's not very fond of that.

An interesting conundrum indeed

>j-just because i post aminu doesn't mean I'm a degenerate!!!111
>i'm gay uWu

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Well you are a degenerate faggot, but then again I am not sure what your mother tried to achieve, should simply have asked who molested you.
Anyways just tell her your prayed the gay away.

This is not me, I am not a faggot. She supposedly felt disrespected by something I said and took it shortly before I left to class.

Ah, women and their bloated fragile ego.
Well then

your story is fake and gay like you

Why the fuck you give her keys to your place? never give anyone keys, ever. you learned your lesson early I guess. Do go and take it back. Up to you if you want 'compensation money' but that would definitely put you in the wrong, keep that in mind. Tell her you'll cut her off if she pulls petty bullshit again, but only if you arent too bitch to follow through

hey, why don't you suck my cock faggot?

op any updtes on tis

She was right to take your laptop then, should've gunned you down on the spot as well.

I didnt, she was staying a day just to see me. We ostensibly have a good relationship but it falls apart after more than 2 minutes spent together. I would have to confront my dad and little siblings who are now teenagers if I did this, unless I went while they were all at work or school, in which case there is no way I could be stealthy because they usually have a housekeeper there. Whatever, I dont care. I want my fucking property back.

That isnt OP, retard.

Everyone is anonymous, you have no idea who is and isn't OP dumbass.

You're not OP so you may indeed.

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or no? i think so

Call the cops, you cock-sucking dumbass.

Call the cocks, you cop-sucking dumbass.

go to her house and get it?

Don't take money because she could go to the cops; if all you do is take the laptop she can't go to the cops for theft without first admitting to stealing your computer, but if you take something other than the computer she can. Just taking it back sends a clear message you won't be fucked with anyways.