"Hey loser, entertain me."

>"Hey loser, entertain me."
Wat do?

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"Huh? What?" I say loudly, over and over again, until she goes away

Rape her, she will enjoy it. I am a chad so if she says that to me it is a come on/in jest.

I only talk to genuine blondes. Your roots offend me, hussy.

ALRIGHT SWEETHEART

Realistically, ignore her just like I ignore everyone else.

stare at her bubis and her pusy until she gets uncomfortable

I would do a card trick.

You thinking ambitious card or here then there?

oreganoliosis of the liver

>"Pfft, no."

have you finished puking your lunch, you greasy whore?

Get my knife, that will surely get her excited :)

I payed 2 bucks to learn this one.

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Scam Schools a great place for learning casual tricks. I actually learned my first proper trick from Scam School.

oreganoliosis of the spleen

I remember winning my first free drink (Mountain Dew) with the one where you let them cut the deck two times trying to cut to their card and they think you screwed it up when they see it and you act like it's not there.

Also, kids love the extra credit Three Coin Trick, which is probably the best two dollars I ever spent. I get a lot of mileage from that one.

>Ew thats so small. Cover that thing up

>Stomp her face over an over
>Break her jaw
>Piss on her face
>Go back into the pool
>Get out of the pool
>Find a bucket full of that thing the pool keeper throws into the water to clean it from germs and shit
>Throw all of it on her face
>Hope it gets in her eyes
>Leave

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If im such a loser why are you the one that needs entertaining

"But I don't know you"
Start screaming "STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!"
Then I call my mom and tell her to come pick me up and save me.

i hurriedly get to my feet and start doing the fortnite dance moves from fortnite

tfw ill never be stacies ass licking slave

eat her out
dfsdfsfsrfgt

*starts dancing awkwardly*

Hold her down and tickle her. She wont be bored after that.

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Tyrone, her bf, would kick your ass

probably quietly stutter something like "o-okay what do you want to do" or some other autistic response that would make her lose interest

Fortnite dance

>Wat do?

Pull my dick out and sperm on her

>pull out all metal gold plated, engraved, modified 1911 with extended mag, chambered in 10mm P+ extreme penetrator ammunition with reflex sight on
>point it at her
>''Nice camel toe, bitch!''
>walk away
Fuck I still have it

Kick her face. Nobody calls me a loser. I am a loser, but that doesn't matter.

This would never happen to me. Have you dever seen a dapper lad with a fortnite shirt being called a "loser?"

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>loser
Hahaha, no

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I fart in her ear. Girls like that

fart at her and say: enjoy it bitch. then laught

>That bitch wants some excitement she can take her ass to the movies

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Go lay down next to her and start kissing and touching her body then sex her and creampie her

I'm not your clown

cheeky

now why would I do that when I went here to relax?

HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H0NEY

Walk away silently, freak out as I have no clue where I am.