ITT: Times you acted like the Joker

Quite based.

>elementary school
>i was having an argument with a kid, don't rememer what it was about
>i lose my shit
>he starts running away but i don't follow
>i pluck roots from the grass and trow in the air in a 60 degree angle the root whit the grass attached to it
>i'm not sure how far away he was but it was very far away
>he get hit in the head
>he starts crying and a teacher that wasn't watching immediatly comes to him and ask him who did this
>he said i did it
>teacher didn't believe him cos she said it would have been impossible for me to hit him from that far away

>pay classmate $5 to pour soda on a black kid's nikes
Lucky he didn't die. Niggers will kill for Jordans.

>class bully throws his eraser at me and laughs
>I put my hand underneath the table, and subtly stick my middle finger out
>nobody catches me
FAMILIAR FACES, DRAWN OUT PLACES

>drive up to mcdonalds
>"Hello sir can I take your order"
>"No"
>drove off
It was epic

>He saw Joker
>And felt so empowered
>By a movie made in Hollywood
>It's sad to think she was once someone's son
>Like a lamb to the slaughter

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>mention to insecure lesbian friend that social photos she posts have exponentially more likes than creative projects she posts
ITS ALL ABOUT THE HE SAID SHE SAID BUUUULLSHIT

>Be at Petco looking for fish tank supplies
>Some mom walks in with her spawn
>Have to hear some little kid chirp “Mommy mommy it’s Nemo!” for the hundredth time when they see fucking goldfish
>Point to the Clownfish tank on the other side of the store “Look, Nemo’s over there!”
>Mom and Petco employee now have to explain to the boy why they can’t get saltwater fish as he starts hollering
SOMEBODY HELP ME THROUGH THIS NIGHTMARE

DAMN that's cool

>Be at restaurant
>Strangers are having a conversation in the booth behind me
>I eavesdrop on them
I’M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BAAAABY

>cashier tells me to have a nice day
>don't
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT, NO WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT, WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

>Look for tech issues on pc forums
>make an account and say "I pm'd u the fix :)"
>PM them gay porn

GO GO POWER RANGERS, DUH NUN DUH NUHHH NUNNN

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Based and retardo-pilled

I had sex with a black girl once

Fuck you.
Even if you're lying I had to deal with that shit all the time

>be kid sitting in class
>sit right at the front and to my right sits a girl
>suddenly for no reason she tells the math teacher that she is in love with him (shes 9 or 10 yo)
>teacher laughs and says why don‘t fall for someone that is your age?
>she suddenly declares loud in front of everyone that she is now in love with me
>she kisses me on the cheek before I can react
>everyone in class starts laughing hahaha hihihi hohohoho so funny the not so popular girl in class kisses that nobody user hahahahaha how hilarious!
>flip my shit and punch her as hard as I can in the face
>grab her by her long hair and drag her down from the chair and kick her in the ribs
>all while laughing like my classmates just did but now they look in shock
>teacher has to tackle me to stop my attack
>that girl never talked to me again

CLICK CLICK BOOM

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>be me
>wake up every thursday for work
>mom being a bitch so ask my sister for steel reserve
>have purple drapes in my room, constantly ask my friend what he knows about that
>drink steel reserve and play some kidpix to start the day before work
the joker and i are basically the same person

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>it's another episode where /tv/cels can't get real jobs
This makes me laugh

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>post in a "times you acted like the joker" thread
>theres no punchline
SO LET MERCY COME AND WASH AWAY WHAT IVE DONE

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>get sick of eating crap
>Decide to eat better
>Do this for like 3 days
>Eat pizza/pasta for like 3 more days straight
>Top if off with dairy Queen

EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART! AND I NEED YOU MORE TONIGHT...

actually based

I was in high school

>bash trannies on Jow Forums
>what a bunch of disgusting psychos
>le 40%lol
>open incognito mode, go to ashemaletube.com and start jacking my meat off to some cute tranny with a feminine penis
>nut and repeat

>go into a "times you acted like the Joker" thread
>don't post anything original, only reply
>reply to user with something offensive to stir him up
>he seethes
>but I was only pretending to be offensive the whole time
MONSTERS CALLING MY NAME

>at church camp
>two of the kids in my cabin hate each other and are constantly bickering
>am a loner so don't hang out with anyone during the afternoon and usually just chill in the cabin while it's empty
>see candy bar on one of the kid's beds and eat it
>chuck wrapper on the other kid's bed
>they get in a fight when they come back and never suspect me

>Wake up in the morning
>Eat some Cap'n Crunch
>Without any milk
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT FLOOR

>Listen to music
>Slightly wiggle around foot to the rythm
>Change feet wiggeling so it does not match the pace of the songs
>Now no normalfag will now how fast the music is because I bamboozeled them
UH HAHAHA

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That time I didn’t have sex

>work at subway as a sandwich artist
>customer asks for extra pickles
>only give him 1 more than normal
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

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>Looked through next door neighbor's trash
>Found envelopes he forgot to shred
>Now I know his address

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>go into joker thread on /tv/
>guy acts retarded
>call him out on being retarded
>he claims to only be pretending
>don't believe him
BIG IRON, BIG IRON

>be me in second grade
>bored
>write a note saying "I love you"
>hand it to the girl sitting to my right
>say it was from the guy to my left
>she gets really mad and he starts crying
>teacher intervenes and they both get in trouble
MAYBE THEN ILL FADE AWAY AND NOT HAVE TO FACE THE FACTS

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bruh

>Go into a Joker thread
>See a greentext that makes me laugh
>Don’t give it a (You)
IT’S NOT THE REAL ME

>tell people to look at my dubs
>get singles instead
D A M A G E D

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>at a wedding reception
>there's apple cider and soap blowing bubbles
>get ciders for my friend and I
>pour a container of soap bubbles into his drink
>challenge him to drink his beverage faster than I can drink mine
>he chugs a bunch of soap and spits it out all over the place

>order mcdonalds

>pay for it

>leave before its ready

INSIDE MICHELLE, I WAIT AND BLEED

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>bring trash outside
>neighbor talks to me
>had problems with the trash collectors, bins to full
>says we need to separate plastic from the rest
>i'm holding a trash bag with all kinds of trash, i don't separate mine
>tell him I know and I separate my trash
>he looks at me for a moment
>says alright and gives me the thumbs up
>i give him the thumbs up and throw my unseparated trash all in one bin in front of him
>I go about my day

>cashier tells me to have a good day
>i don't

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Dude if you're outside his house you could just look it up on google maps

>Press button for traffic lights
>Do not cross the road when it turns green
UH IH UH AH AH CHING CHENG WOLLAWOLLA WING WENG

>Buy share sized candy
>Don't share
WATCH OUT HERE I COME, COME, COME, COME...

>someone tells me something
>heard it clearly
>say "what?"

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You forgot to write "laughing whores" in the filename

>be me walking across campus with a friend
>friends of his just returned from some eco-demo
>tell us how many were there, chants, signs etc
>I tell them I'm glad they're on it
>girl looks at me like I made fun of them
>I did

>Have a BBQ with family
>Wasp lands on table, everyone agrees to just stay calm
>I go apeshit and slam a chair on the table, crashing it and ruining all food
>I run away screaming
IS THIS THE REAL WORLD? IS THIS JUST A FANTA SEE?

I post Sneed and Mask

>this thread was moved to Jow Forums
Incel kino confirmed.

true
what's this Jow Forums btw, I'm from 4channel :)

WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID NIGGER MODS THIS WAS CLEARLY /tv/ RELATED?
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN GOOD FUN? NOW R9K INCELS AND TRANNIES WILL DESTROY THE THREAD

>enjoy pineapple on pizza
>eat kit-kats without seperating the bars
I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING, CAN'T TELL IF THIS IS TRUE OR DREAM

mods get cuntier by the day

>ba a faggot tranny mod on 4chinz
>move a good funny thread that isnt just about Sneed or racebaiting from /tv/ to Jow Forums to kill it

>thread is /tv/ related
>move it to Jow Forums
>do it for free
user GOT THE STIFFY UH

>tfw they'll leave a BLACKED thread up until bump limit but move threads like this one

>touched my female friend's tits in second grade
>laugh maniacally afterwards

On a side note, that girl always said that she wasn't a slut despite fucking a new guy every 2 days
She got pregnant at 16 with a literal crackhead and abuser

Lol we had this thread last night except all it was edgy kids saying they cringed.

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