What's holding us back?

Distance. All of the robots that I fall for are states away from me and it never works out.

because it's impossible for a woman to be completely lonely so there aren't any actual fembots here

as a fembot who has talked to a lot of robots during the past few years ... most robots are BOOORING. and i mean it. they're like cardboard copies of each other. they're all into the same shit, anime, "vidya", porn, spending their time browsing shitty forums like this one.
most of them are misogynistic and hate women. so why would i want to date someone that hates me? they say incel NPC tier shit like . they're just fucking annoying in general. also being shy as a guy is not cute at all (especially online). it's annoying.

my advice for robots is: get REAL hobbies. no, watching anime and playing videogames 24/7 is not a real hobby. grow up already.
get hobbies, be well-read (so you have a wide variety of topics to discuss), take care of your physical appearance, be kind. stop coming here. most people here just want you to continue being miserable like them.

>stop coming here
But then I'd have never met you.

Everything you said is true femanon. I have talked with maybe 50 robots over the years and they always like the same shit.

I just want a boring fembot to share a boring life with.

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I'm from Luxembourg and not even Euros want to get imported into a tax haven, so distance really doesn't matter when you won't get anyone anyway.

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The fact that fembots don't exist.

All the guys I know say they go hiking, that doesn't even sound like a hobby, that's something you do to get to your hobby.

>that doesn't even sound like a hobby, that's something you do to get to your hobby.

I go out hiking to find interesting plants, you nasty roast.

The fembots are all teenagers.

I'm 30+, why even bother trying?

This is sadly true, especially the last point, so many people who are miserable and believe they have no way of changing themselves, or at least they would like to believe that the odds are impossible so they can be at peace with the fact that they've given up. They don't believe in themselves and resign themselves to pain. If any of you lost souls are reading this, do not give in.
In the end, whatever we all think, we are humans, and one of the things that characterizes humans is the ability to adapt, improvise and find solutions to every obstacle in our path. If your road is long and shrouded in darkness, luceat lux vestra, let your light shine, the light in your soul, let it shine until the dark sky is burning. If you believe your fate is endless pain, overthrow it and carve the tomorrow you seek to bring into the book of destiny.Happiness may be temporary, but so is suffering, and trust me, happiness is worth fighting for. Learn to love yourself, it's not because you love yourself a bit that you'll suddenly become narcissistic, learn to accept your flaws and to determine your qualities. From there, strive to improve yourself, become the best possible version of you that you can be, don't settle for nothing short of that, for you deserve better. Let none tell you what's possible and impossible, for the impossible is an unproven myth, there's no conclusive evidence that anything is truly impossible.
Nothing is unchangeable, for we evolve, beyond the person we were a minute ago, little by little, and we keep on advancing with every passing second. Embrace change and take your fate into your own hands, teach life who's boss! As far as we know, we only get one life, so use it to carve your legacy into the annals of history. If you have trouble believing you can accomplish this, that is alright, just don't let the doubt hold you back, and remember, I believe in the potential of humans, and therefore I believe in you, so believe in the me who believes in you

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I just want a christmas cake fembot

>I just want a christmas cake fembot
What does that mean?

I never really click with anyone and when I finally do he starts to ignore me. I would be willing to travel to see him even

>What does that mean?
Older than 25

No idea, I'd be a great bf to any fembot, for some reason it just seems impossible.

lurk moar

>What's holding us back?
she is not a virgin.
I have yet to find my true fembot.

Why would you want an inexperienced virgin who will probably go limp and force you to do all the work?

user you know that you don't only have sex with your gf once right?

>get REAL hobbies

I have many "real" hobbies. I hate anime and play vidya sparingly. My hobbies still wouldn't interest any of you because like all chicks, you're all fucking boring. What? You think cats, social media, pizza, yoga and wine make you interesting? They don't.

Women ARE the biggest NPC cattle

And if you do it more than once, they won't be a virgin, so why would you want one, it only garantees the first time you have with her will probably suck.

>go limp
as soon as she goes limp I'll stop and ask her what's wrong so we can work through the problem.

If I'm going to make it work with someone from here, she has to be a virgin, otherwise I'll just settle for someone IRL

F here.

Age wouldnt stop me but the robot would seriously need to have their shit together, at least not be with their parents.

I'm refering to the fact a lot of first timers, will just sit back and let their partner do all the work. Takes 2 to tango you know.

The point is that she hasn't had sex with other people first.

I'm a first timer too you dip. Working with somebody to figure out how it works sounds magical

I won't let that happen, I'll insist that we go though it together. As I've already said, the moment she goes limp I'm stopping until she feels better about participating fully

If a robot had their shit together, they wouldn't be a robot.

First timer eh? Here's a tip: If you can get her worked up enough to start enjoying it and can find her g-spot, besides nailing it from the inside, you can actually massage it from the outside if you press your finger on her pubus on the right spot, that shit will make her cream buckets if you're also hitting it from the inside.

>force you to do all the work?
Men have to do all the work, that's every relationship. At least a female virgin is less likely to have mental problems and be loyal.

Well they could at least have a job, live away from their mothers, have some plan for the future. 30yo isnt old

>at least not be with their parents.

Wages are stagnant and do you know how much it costs to rent in this day and age? I'm also the primary breadwinner for my house and if it wasnt for what I feel in my mom wouldn't be able to pay Bill's on her house. And dont even get me started on inflated coat of housing either. It's common in latino culture for kids to stay with their parents even when they have a kid and family of their own, white women hate the nuclear family. All dead inside bugwomen who prefer abortion and cats to children. WHITE WOMEN ARE SICK!!!

I'm not a roast, unless you consider yourself roasted.
I'm a guy who attends a buble study and all the married guys said they like to hike trails, not look at plants.

For a 30yo robovirgin to get a young fembot theyre going to have to do more than a younger one.

Also stop being an ugly spic please, living with mommy isn't nuclear family and never should be.

i enjoy watching guys play vidya and talk about these things a lot. when it makes them happy, it makes me happy as well. also i suck at gaming, so i just watch and cuddle.

I'm not that guy you peabrain.

>stop your family obligations for pussy

Fuckoff entitled roastie

Yeah, I could just continue banging hot young crackwhores in the bad part of town. I'm not a spic either, though I've just had better experiences with Hispanic girls.

not all women are like that, but all robots are boring cunts. so what is your point, incel?
>women ARE the biggest NPC cattle
>said the NPC loser that repeats shit he read on incels.co

for first timers - just go for the clit. that is for sure good. some fingers in and lick/suck on the clit. small labia are also very sensitive. women have a lot of erogenous spots (neck, ears, inner thighs etc..), it is good to touching these, to fet used to the closeness. maybe take a first encounter with your clothes on, take it really slowly. at least i like it that way, and i am by no means inexperienced. you need to get to know your partner, for everyone is different. first time will be a bit awkward, but hey, fuck it, it is this way with everything. just keep calm. if you have an erection problem (might be if you are too nervous), just finish her with your tongue and fingers. because effort counts. a lot.

>female virgin is less likely to have mental problems
bitch just how stupid are you lmaoo
just like every virgin on this website is a well adjusted person amirite?
>be loyal
that really depends on the person, retard

You're an Orthodox Jew and I'm a regular Jew. Seriously, I don't know if I can even hold your hand or not because I think the Orthodox have those kinds of restrictions. Also, you're moving to Israel.
youtube.com/watch?v=YpmBgCSjqMk

Yep, slow and steady wins the race. you gotta take the time to enjoy the journey so to speak and when she's building up a flood, you can start getting down there and slowly but surely please her. Speed doesn't really matter. Also, one thing to add to this user's advice is that some women have very sensitive clits and you shouldn't stimulate them directly. In such a case you stimulate em through the hood so to speak. Also, if you're eating her out, keep the tip of your tongue hot and wet.

I have a full time job and own my house, is that good enough?

I said FEMALE virgins. Learn to read retard, you cant compare male virginity to female virginity. And studies have shown that the more partners a woman has before settling down the less ability she has to pair bond and stay loyal to one partner.

Do you sacks of flesh just come to r9k to seethe?

>incel!!!

Reddit, the post

dont go too complicated. i havent found my G spot yet and i masturbate a lot lot.

1) go gentle, there is a lot of time for going freaky bdsm. if you are nervous, let her know. tell her she is beautiful. touch her face, the typical brush away her hair and kiss, maybe nibbling on her lip. dont go porn style, it definitely doesnt look this way. continue to her neck/ears. neck will do nicely.put your hands in her hair, or pull her closer to yourself, hands on the small of her back. again, you are awesome and so on are never enough. touch her body, clothes still on. dont touch her below waste yet. then carefully, slide one hand under her tshirt. both of you need time to reassure yourselves and get familiar with stuff, ask her if you may, take of her tshit.
2) take of yours as well. touch of naked bodies is extremely sensational just kiss her, hold her. you can go lower, kiss her collar bone (look up other spots). I like being waist up naked and cuddling, with my partners legs between mine, i can get off this way - dry humping i guess. it is good. when she goes really crazy, slide your hand slowly to her pants. ask.
3) slide your hand in. remember, no comments on what she looks like, nothing like it is funny or whatevs. girls are very sensitive when it comes to their bodies. it will be warm and slick, like a ham. clit is up, in the middle. on the sides are labia majora, ignore them. that is like fondling an elbow. no pleasure. clit is super. just lick, suck, rub. you need to have your nails cut short. it is no good scratching girls coochie.
4) you will know when she comes, our pussy tightens. if you come early, keep calm. just say she is really tight (she will be) and finish her off with mouth or fingers.
5) might happen, that you wont fit in, it is due anxiety, happens a lot. play it cool. you can just mess around and have a good time. after few dick sessions she might be more relaxed and will stretch easier.

yep. exactly. never forget lubrication. if she is not wet enough, do more foreplay, or use a lubricant (better without a flavour, they burn sometimes) or vaseline.

>use your mouth and fingers

All women have HPV and cunnulingus is for basedboys. Its correlated with the rising throat cancer rates in men. If other dicks have been in there, then eating out is disgusting.

Guys If you eat pussy or cant make her cum with your dick alone she wont respect you.

>he treats women like shit
>wants a pure qt virgin 18 yo waifu
typical incel retard.
>And studies have shown that the more partners a woman has before settling down the less ability she has to pair bond and stay loyal to one partner
source? and as if that would make someone mentally ill. you'd do the same if you could.

I want to date a fembot with a big head

>tfw no Christmas Cake virgin fembot gf

not true at all. cunnilingus with penetration is bliss given from god himself. we actually love guys who eat pussy. also user was asking about a first timer. not all of us have it? boy. many girls cant come simply from penetration. we need clitoral simulation. (ofc some can. i cant, eg)

nice counterargument, retard
also
>redditspacing
>calls other reddit
you need to go back to r/braincels, buddy

You know I'm not actually able to have sex anytime soon right? Reading this is just making me feel more lonely and upset

not to mention bruh, i just wrote down step by step guide to fucking a girl (or the way i think the first time would be nice, i am more into femdom desu and do this the other way)

I don't really think most robots are actually that ugly, I think it's mostly mental stuff that keeps us from gf

Ya seething roastie??

Who said I wanted an 18 yo? I would but I'm not as picky as the typical hole.

>you'd do the same if you could.

Hows the old saying go, a key that opens many locks is a good key but a lock that's opened by any other key is a shitty lock.

Oh an one last thing to add. Some women have a pseudo-refractory period: their clits get very sensitive upon orgasm, more than usual and it can be sucky if you go on afterwards. When she goes off, ask if she wants to keep going.

>What's holding us back?
A supreme lack of attraction.

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Yup you're angry. Every wicked succubus needs to be burned at the stake publically decapitated to set an example for other women who have yet to be corrupted.

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aw come on. that was for guys who need it. dont worry about it too much. how old are you? i mean, i am able to have sex, but i am completely unable to form a lasting and quality relationship. if that helps, i feel like shit all the time. emotionally starved.

not him but some form of fulfillment of physical needs/intimate contact is better than just being alone all the time. even if that doesn't lead to anything long term, it's still better than nothing.

> I would but I'm not as picky as the typical hole.
traduction: i would but i'm too ugly, old and fat to get a 18 yo.
>Hows the old saying go, a key that opens many locks is a good key but a lock that's opened by any other key is a shitty lock.
yeah, typical incel retard

>Yup you're angry.
bitch where... i just told you to go back to where you came from, retard. or did the incel sub get banned again?
>Every wicked succubus needs to be burned at the stake publically decapitated to set an example for other women
section yourself

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Just when I thought this thread would die.

>ur fayutt
>ur ughlie
>INCEL!!!

Can you switch it up? Did I jump on a nerve again you ugly blue haired cow??

and what are your replies anyway?
>women bad
>they're all sluts!!!11!1!
you'll die a virgin just like you deserve to. now go back to incels.co faggot

Yeah robots never have interests outside of consuming vidya and anime.
It's not like this thread is posted every day

that doesn't prove anything. yes a few robots are into creative stuff but that doesn't change the fact that MOST robots are only into anime and video games.

i'm punpun

no joke

my last serious gf of 4 years who had constant troubles with read punpun around year 4. said im exactly like him. like exactly. and it led to use breaking up

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>ur virgen!

Yup, typical NPC. I already said theres no shortage of young, cute meth/crackwhores who'll fuck for 50 bucks and a pack of smokes where I live. Some of them dont even have teeth! I love that. And that's it, the average femanon here is even lower than a midwestern US methmouth. How sad...

>...but all robots are boring cunts. so what is your point, incel?
>...yes a few robots are into creative stuff but that doesn't change the fact that MOST robots are only into anime and video games.

You literally just lost the argument. You even conceded. Not all robots are boring, you said it yourself, and the objective of the user arguing you was to prove this. Maybe work on your self-awareness you mong.

Poor Luxemanon I see you everywhere

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Im a sub 5"7 manlet and have been bullied all through school because of it

those are all just different animes

i get everything here except the "stop coming here"

why are you here then? I dont even have a discord because I am repulsed by 90% of the people there

Social retardation, isolation, niche interests, autistic devotion to said interests, confidence problems, being a fat fuck or a skinny fuck, being a manlet, mental illness, distrust of the opposite sex, romanticized view of relationship, general apathy, too much self awareness
I am all of the above and fall into the fat fuck camp

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Even if some low-tier females browse this board,
They fall into the same category as any other women.

>No guy is good enough.
>She wants to be single.
>Social anxiety keeps her single.

Women are a hopeless pursuit.

I have too high a standard that it's improbable for me to even find someone who matches those standards.

>Nothing is unchangeable

Except my 4.7 inch penis

my main standard is that I can drive to meet her in person, which sucks because i live in rural massachusetts far from everywhere. BOSTON gfs would be a 3 hour drive