Attention all femanons!

I am willing to give up my virginity (yes, THE v card) to one of you lucky ladies. I know, I know. Such an offer almost sounds too good to be true. But if you could feel my wee wee right now, this isnt no joke. This is real life, baby. So, any girl who guesses my name first, gets to have sex with me. The hint? It starts with either an A, B, or C and it's a very Chad name. but it's not Chad

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Alberto is your name

I have stunning white skin. Absolutely not.

Alex then possibly?

Alexander or Bryan.

How about Boris

Brayden
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BALDWIN

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Nope nope nope
Thyme WITH oregano

Chase? I'm guessing

Good guesses, but alas, no.

Berthold

Bitch? I'm guessing.

Wrong and wrong. This offer only lasts until 10:16 US Eastern time. Hurry up ladies. You dont wanna miss out on all of this candy do you?

Faggot Cocksucker No One Want Your Cheesy Stinky Greasy Acne Ridden Cum Stained Pubic Hair Mess Of A Penis No One Wants Unwashed Smelly NEET Anywhere Near Them Maybe Take A Shower White Loser

Brock, brad, Bret, Brendan, brandon, Brent, Blake, Colby, Alec

Wrongggggggggggggggg.
Seethe more, femcel.

Brad or Bradley

Austin? Byron? Blake? Charles?

Try harder.
Oridgchinal

Adam, Chris, Cory, Aaron, Christian, Aiden, Caleb, Clayton, Austin

Bradon

BING BING BING BING BING BING ITS AUSTIN. WE HAVE A WINNER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Bandon, Chris, Anthony

Aron
I don't want your gross cock though

You're never going to get it so dont worry. This cock is all for !

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I got it! I won a penis! I'm so happy! I never win anything.

You should feel great femanon! It was a hard competition! Not only do you win my dick, but you also win a candle light dinner with me! Arent you excited???

Cool, so where are you located?

pretty fuckin weird you just named me and both my roomates

I am a southern boi. Located on the coast of South Carolina. A wonderful state with a beautiful beach where we can watch the ocean as we eat at one of my best restaurants near the pier!

lol what. I said the names of me and both my roomates

Are you guys....roommates?

Now kiss

I like oregano!

When I think of Southern I think of Texas and Louisiana

>he thinks of the southern states that have their own unique culture
Of course you do

ARE WE actually roommates?

Holly shit
Are you guys actually roommates or not?

Bryce, perhaps?