ALCOHOL DUDE LETS GET DRUNK AND FUCK

>ALCOHOL DUDE LETS GET DRUNK AND FUCK

why are normies like this? Is this how they cope with their miserable lives and pretend that they're doing ok?

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I wish I had that life. Its better than the life of a kissless virgin

you should try getting drunk. things are a lot more fun and you tend not to think about how everything is terrible

normies don't even get drunk they have a couple of light beers and drink as a excuse to socialize.

The grass is greener on the other side
I did a few times when I was younger, it doesn't benefit you in any way and you feel like shit in the morning, normies are used to this cuz they don't any other way to enjoy their lives

>Is this how they cope with their miserable lives and pretend that they're doing ok?
no thats what normies do when they try to be deep. as in they pretend to use recreational drugs in order to cope with their depression because theyre so fucking smart and wise that they see the world for what it really is etc. etc. etc.

I prefer getting stoned but alcohol is pretty good to put me into a numb blissful state where I forget about all my problems

are you really so far gone that you're completely unable to imagine putting yourself in the shoes of someone who is relaxed in the company of other people, while having an occasion to celebrate, in comfortable surroundings.

that's a rhetorical question. i don't think you're that far gone. i think you're just focussing on the fact that they are drinking, because that way it's easy to dismiss as 'oh they're drinking therefore they *must* need alcohol to have fun therefore they're not having Real Fun', sour-grapes style.

'beep boop i am standing in Public Place holding An Alcohol, boop beep query happiness quotient, happiness quotient remains unchanged beep boop, error error GF boolean false fzzzzzbzzzkrkt'

'bleep boop zzzzt sitting in room brrrt initiate mocking other systems programming to zzzzrrrt beeep obtain satisfaction point beep'

>bros... is fun just... escapism?

Is pointing out the obvious how you feel smart?

the point of my post was to point out that attempting to imitate internet anecdata (people in photo are smiling and enjoying themselves in public, holding beer) won't guarantee you the same results. like, 'i'm standing upright in A Bar and am holding an Alcohol the internet said was acceptable, why am i not enjoying myself'.

this then leads to sneering posts of the 'i tried it one time, followed all the instructions to the letter and i didnt get a gf or a bro for life, therefore normies are all lying to each other and themselves' genre.

They aren't miserable though. Stop projecting.
A night in the bar is just a tip of the iceberg to maybe round up a stressful day at worst. it's just a neat way to hang out with a lot of people and meet new buddies.
Alcohol is just a gadget to let loose for those who are too stiffed by the daily life and usually it makes things more hype.

Yes, im long gone man. All my friends are online.

Its not that, its just that some of us really dont have friends. I havent had friends outside the internet for years. We went camping once, but it costs loads of money to see each other. Shit up norman.

i'm sorry to hear that. i hope you find some meaning in the real world one day.

>you must not need alcohol to enjoy yourself
I concur. Most evenings, people and events are boring and filling alcohol in it actually makes it better.
The only things that can make things as fun are buddies or endorphines and adrenaline (only granted through exciting action). Maybe through spicing up a moment by giving it some fire from your side.
But if I'm just sitting somewhere doing something really mediocre like playing vidya or having a conversation that leads to nowhere I'd rather at least have 2 beers. Call me too far gone but most things in life don't excite me anymore

Im actually 100% satisfied with my life as it is. dont feel sorry for me.

ok. also, lol that 'i'm satisfied with my life' is a unique post

Look how fucking smart I am! People enjoy getting together with intoxicating beverages to engage in revelry and sexual satisfaction, but I'm such a genius I can't figure out how to follow the most basic human interactions! I may not have any degrees or have done anything remotely meaningful in my life, but I know I'm a genius because whatelse do I have going for me but hyperbolic self-praise and the notions that somehow only the smartest people cannot get laid even at a bars?

They wouldn't participate in pointless activities like this if they weren't miserable, drinking is obviously a coping mechanism.

You think wagecucking, having a wife and kids is a paradise on Earth? Nope, they are tired of daily problems and try to escape by going to pubs and parties, they have nothing else to do

I honestly feel terrible for my parents for this very reason. Anything to get them to retire would be a dream for me.

All activities are pointless, and alcohol is a great social lubricant. I'm a NEET shut in. I haven't left the house in 5 months or so. I'd still love to go to one of these "normie parties" and get drunk. Shit, being drunk's about the only way I can interact with people. You seriously sound like you're having a bad case of sour grapes, user. Why not just be happy for the bastards. At least they can find some sort of contentment in this shitty fucking world, unlike us.

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They aren't pointless. People go to pubs and public places to socialise. They actually enjoy that, I know you probably won't be able to wrap your autist brain around that but it's true.
Drinking becomes more than a gadget for parties when you start drinking alone, then it becomes coping.
Also, just giving your ass burger some food for thought. Most people don't hate waging, other people, namely their family.
But even if you think about that, people who don't have all these problems still go to parties and pubs as well. Guess why. Because it's fun.
You call it coping because you can't relate to it and because your tiny virgin brain is filled with pseudo bullshit like "oh shit I guess everything that's socially common is some kind of brainwashing, no way it's just very famous because it's pleasent to neurotypical brains"
Keep coping with your horrible life by pretending like everyone else is mindless for having fun or something

Stop being a pathetic beta and fucking live your life for a bit

You missed the point though. The normal life: go to school, get a great job, and have a wife and kids, is actually quite taxing. Ive seen plenty of normal people going to bars to escape, if only for a moment, their children and responsibilties. Its actually quite common.

Also, just because someone doesnt drink and go to parties doesnt mean they live a misrable life. I dont drink, perioid. I dont like partys. My life is pretty okay, if not good.

Some sanity here

Yeah why can't they jack off to anime girls instead like a normal person. Fuckin freaks

>I'd still love to go to one of these "normie parties" and get drunk
You'd have no problem doing so if you actually wanted. You only want to be like them because everyone is doing it but in reality you don't want to because you know people are shallow and stupid for the most part, you wouldn't fit in and feel uncomfortable in a place like this.
>they're just having fun dude
which leads to nothing and only damages your health
>Most people don't hate waging, other people, namely their family.
Lmao, you probably look at their social media accounts, look at their pictures and think they're happy and fulfilled, that's just not the reality user, 90% of humans are struggling to survive, they have to do millions of tasks every single day, it drains them mentally and physically, they are not happy most of the time, I can guarantee you that

>You missed the point though. The normal life: go to school, get a great job, and have a wife and kids, is actually quite taxing. Ive seen plenty of normal people going to bars to escape, if only for a moment, their children and responsibilties. Its actually quite common.
Those people exist, and that does happen, but it's not the majority.

>Also, just because someone doesnt drink and go to parties doesnt mean they live a misrable life.
True.

> I dont drink, perioid. I dont like partys. My life is pretty okay, if not good.
Sounds like you're trying to convince yourself. Literal cope.

Theres nothing wrong with having fun at parties, but theres nothing wrong with being a nerd and staying home either.

Or its an excuse to go out with le non-internet friends. Fucking normies am I right

>You'd have no problem doing so if you actually wanted.
I don't know anybody. You don't just show up to people's houses like that.

>You only want to be like them because everyone is doing it but in reality you don't want to
I do want to. I did it a few times, and it was great.

>you wouldn't fit in and feel uncomfortable in a place like this.
Not when I'm drunk. I fit in fine then. You should accept that you don't know everything, user. We're not superior to anybody. We're all just floating through the void on this garbage-ass rock, and it'll all be over in no time at all. Might as well enjoy what we can, and try to remain open to new experiences. Have you ever actually tried being drunk at a party?

If you did this before why can't you do it again? You're obviously a failed normie. Gtfo please, join a Facebook loner group or something.

>which leads to nothing
Wrong on multiple levels. Fun for the sake of fun alone is a goal + you often make friends and acquaintances there and that brings you forward sometimes.
>and only damages your health
Literally everything kills you slowly. Sooner or later kiddo. Id prefer living short instead of living an empty long one.
>Lmao, you probably look at their social media accounts, look at their pictures and think they're happy and fulfilled,
Nope
>90% of humans are struggling to survive, they have to do millions of tasks every single day, it drains them mentally and physically, they are not happy most of the time, I can guarantee you that
You're overestimating the number of people who are actually miserable because of projection.
Very cool that you dismissed that people without problems go to parties as well.
Autists like you actually see fun as cold escapism and nothing can convince you otherwise

I can't do it again because I'm living across the country away from my family. I've been to three different parties that I was only able to go to because my cousin took me. I've never had any friends, ever. You're such a fucking faggot, man. I'm a "failed normie" because I did a "normie thing" a few fucking times? You're just looking for a label to put on me so that your worldview isn't challenged. I ask again. Have you ever actually tried it? If not, you don't know shit.

>Literally everything kills you slowly
Not as fast as alcohol, smoking and drugs desu, cancer rates are high as fuck cuz retards only want hedonistic experiences and only consume everything that is bad for human
>overestimating the number of people who are actually miserable
I don't think so, if you go out most people have passive faces and they're pretty grumpy if you interact with them, that's just how it is when you're part of the system, serving the society is suffering

You know that people drink less alcohol now than ever before in history, right? People used to drink all the time because it was safer than the water in most places. You can do all of those things in moderation. It's not all or nothing. There's also nothing wrong with hedonistic experiences. People get enjoyment out of them. Are you actually autistic or something?

>being so tremendously cucked and weak in body, mind and soul that you require drugs to simulate having a life you can enjoy
>not being able to enjoy your own life as it is

is there a single bigger way to be cucked down to the very core of your being? I would feel pity, but it is so surreal that I can only laugh.

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>being so self righteous and having such a fragile ego that he has to look down on others that are enjoying their lives
>not being able to experience all that life has to offer including altered states of consciousness

Is there a more pathetic existence?

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>Not as fast as alcohol, smoking and drugs desu
you're acting like it's constant consumption. But yeah it kills you sooner, which leads back to my point, that doesn't matter.
>I don't think so, if you go out most people have passive faces and they're pretty grumpy if you interact with them
2/10 in my experience are grumpy and miserable. I mean I work and I'm positive in my day usually.
on the other hand I maybe just can't relate, I only work one day per week for max cash and I only cherrypick jobs I like and drop them quickly, on top I'm a huge slacker.
I mean I don't like work and most people don't but people got a choice, so if they don't take the choice of leading a better life I assume they are fine with things to an extent.

>I-I'm fine
lmaaaaooo

>projecting this hard
how would someone with a fragile ego be able to enjoy their life as it is? cope harder, druglet.

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You don't. That's why you look down on others to make yourself feel better. I hope you feel better eventually, and get over yourself though.

At least they destroy their bodies more.

Death is slow, life is faster.

>normalfag
>"uuuhhhh my head hurts after being intoxicated for a couple of hours on a toxin and doing retarded things I can't even remember"

>me
>"ahh, rise and shine. time for another day and night of getting stoned and engaging in all my fun hobbies and interests"

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>normalfag
>"uuuhhhh my head hurts after being intoxicated for a couple of hours on a toxin and doing retarded things I can remember a little. It was worth it though I had fun."

>you
>"ahh, rise and shine. time for another day and night of getting stoned and engaging in all my fun hobbies and interests"

Both of those things sound like a good time.