>"You there! Squire, come attend me."
what's the correct move here?
"You there! Squire, come attend me."
Cameron Martin
Chase Ramirez
>Aye, M'lady
*brings out M'lady's warhorse from her stables*
Michael Rogers
Lick breastplate clean
Austin Allen
"I am the squire of Sir Launchalot, here to hang on his every word, so begone skinny thot!"
Mason Jones
>hold her down
>tickle her around the ears and under the chin
Haha you should have worn a helmet
Jack Perry
hitting her with a mace
Nathan Edwards
At your side, my lady
Liam Fisher
Never should have come here
>Draws sword
Cooper Scott
t. doesnt understand what "attend me" means
yew all failed squire training. M'lady ! these knaves are nought but common peasantry.
Aiden Garcia
How is that not attending? I am the armor cleaner
Isaiah Edwards
it means bring her horse out, and not litterally to attend her.
Logan Watson
this shit never happened, only badass women warriors are kurds and south american marxist fighters
Luke Sanchez
M'lady, how in the fucketh are you a knight? I'm pretty sure women couldn't become knights.
Adam Brooks
cvd
Colton Brooks
Slice her throat and bring her to the king, she killed his beloved mum.
Isaiah Nelson
Not russian pilots?
Eli Gutierrez
>"I doth notice fine makeup on M'Lady. I presume yew art off to see Prince Chad Lionshield in the countryside villa? Oh worry not, I shan't tell thy father. Do remember to come back before noon tomorrow."
Angel Butler
Yes m'lady
>get on knees
>orally please my mistress
>she orgasms and starts dripping sweet love nectar down my face
>start kissing her
>attend to the polishing of her armor and other squire duties as my mistress has put me on a strict no orgasm regiment
John Jackson
>Aaaahhh!! NNOOO!!! HAHAHAHAHA PLEASE STOP!! AAAAAAHAHAHAHA STOP TICKLING ME!!!
No.
Zachary Gomez
Correctly point out that as a woman, she should not be adorning such armor and therefore besmirching the name of honorable male knights. I do so loudly, so as to draw up a crowd, who promptly lynch her.
Ayden Rodriguez
nah, not if they can do anything with manicured nails
Adam Butler
>"Hold thine tongue peasant! or I shall give thee a most dour whipping when I doth return!"
Sebastian Bennett
Do you know about the 588th Night Bomber Regiment?
Hunter Evans
>"Please come back before tomorrow's noon, M'lady. Thy father will notice."
Carter Stewart
no but just googled them. wow thats some badass bitches. ok add them
Zachary Sanchez
There was also a russian woman that bought a tank in order to avenge her husband, pretty badass
Adrian Perry
I'm not bringing out no horse for no strange knight, since I am duty bound and sworn to give aid and counsel to my liege AND NONE OTHER
and since my liege has not told me to do anything, you can fuck right off and fetch your own fucking horse
Logan Murphy
NOOO! yew cant just one upp miiii on medieval knowledge!!!
Dylan Gray
... Bitch I'm a cobbler.
Jordan Lewis
Only correct response is this one right here. Based and Skyrimpilled
Isaac Bailey
here's another LPT for you, my most esteemed lady hedge-knight:
the cuisses go UNDER the tassels
your squire should know this. but you clearly don't have a squire, milady hedge-knight, do you?
Zachary Sullivan
>the what?? cusses?
Jace Martin
that's a courser lol
Andrew Price
Want to be my squire? Im a femanonnie who does fencing
Charles James
I just want a game where I get to play an NPC who attends a legendary female hero. Is that ok?
Jace Harris
the first Neverwinter Nights has Lady Aribeth
Henry Hill
Dragon Age Inquisition has Cassandra
Elijah Garcia
Rex Thunderknots reporting for duty, ma'am.
William Ortiz
rape her in full plate, because she is still a woman and she can't to shit...
Jack Miller
Quieres una vevida or unas papitas menonita? Oh talves quieres que les de plomo a esos pendejos de aya?
Cooper Butler
>shoo
>go on
>git