/britfeel/

still bonkers and naked. penis

Bruv she ain't a good mummy
not nice

Tim news can be found on twitter.com/TimmyUk
Add it to your bookmarks!

I like English bitches lol.

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where'd you all fuck off to you CUNTS

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night lids ;)

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*walks out of the britfeel diamond lounge to get more champagne*

oh...your still here

She looks ropey as mate. How'd she end up looking mid 50s in her 40s like that?

watching this wondering how much lighthouses cost
youtube.com/watch?v=LYP2Fkrgw00
be great to live in 1 during a wild storm
youtube.com/watch?v=BrGCVrKu1k8

When I came here 5 years ago and said that I wanted to lead a campaign to get NEETs off britfeel and into work you all laughed at me

Well, I have to say, you're not laughing now

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Let us all pray for Tim's cot death.

We're out haha, back later... don't wait up

*shouts from the Diamond Lounge*
Bring some toast points for this caviar lad!

I don't like tim posting anymore. Not one bit. I'm switching sides

Sorry we were all too busy having sex with hot girls hahahaha

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can adults get cot death?

*prays anyway*

Same lad, it was funny at first but now it's just fucked up

will do lad, those high class braphoggs we got are really going through it tonight

what the fuck happened to tim? why is he posting nudes?

because he's fucking MENTAL my boy
there is no reasoning

he's went from being a run of the mill nutter to a full-blown mentalcase

Haha lads wouldn't it be funny if she put that up my bum? y'know like just for a laugh or something
hahah not gay ahaha

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Exactly. It makes me feel sick now

Left here on my own or so it seems
I got to leave before I start to scream
But someone's locked the door and took the key

You feelin' alright?
I'm not feelin' too good myself

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fink ur probs gay lad, only gays like getting their arses fuked. by a real dick or plastic one

Tommy Pickles locks a pickle in a little pickle cage. Tommy Pickles likes to lick a pickle, the larger pickles that he likes.

>when a man posts nudes he's "mentally ill"
>when a girl does it she's "hot and empowered"

Society.

Just got back from the club lids. Early I know but I cba to drink anymore. Gonna order myself a wizza and finish watching the last few Haunting of Hill House episodes.

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I was sat at the circus once, bursting for a piss so I just pissed myself. It was warm as summer. Never been to the circus since, they treat animals like shit.

>back from the club without a bird to shag

shame lad

Send a hooker to Tim's with the brief that she's playing a lonely American housewife come to liberate him.

The only time HHL shagged a bird was when he dropped a bit of KFC on his cock and had to suck it off.

>club at this time
What kind of club is this? is it a pub?

So lads I have a question. I wanna go to the pub down the road to watch the football tomorrow, but it seems pretty close knit in there. If I walk in, get a pint and just watch the game without saying anything, will the long time patrons care?

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that's me had a nice wank

Up norf: yes
Down souf: no

should be fine as long as you dont drunkenly cheer for the team they hate

just walk in and say

"What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?"

theyll instantly have top footie bantz with ye

No. Some of them might even have a chat with you.

>club
Where the fuck do you live - 1978 Wigan?

It's a social club lids.

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Should be alright unless you're not supporting the team the locals are

you lads been playing any good online flash games?

going the disco tonight lads

Alright, it's decided. I'm actually leaving my house tomorrow.

Any you lids ever go to water disco as a kid? Was just at the local leisure centre and they turn the lights off and did a school disco dj set and put all the inflatables and stuff in the water. Was good times.

Show us your moves before you go, we can help you look good and pull a qt. Here's some music to get you started
>un tiss un tiss un tiss un tiss *yea das rite* un tiss un tiss un tiss

yeah like those things in deprived northern towns?

GotAUniqueSwagAndIPullItOff

>dark aside from intermittent flashing lights in a body of water with things flying around hitting you in the head
Sounds terrifying.

Based modi strikes again

bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-49520593

Local boozer has the motto "come in a stranger, leave a friend" written outside it.. but I know that's bollocks, they're all judgemental old bastards.

I was going to have one ended up finding a great video but then I just lost interest made it to the end of the clip without even touching my dick, what's the fucking point night after night wanking myself off for a few hits of dopamine, no better than a fucking animal who can do nothing but surrender to his primal urges.

Was good craic lad if you were a baby chad like me (chad until age 13 then became the loser bullied in secondary school) then you got to do some kissing and feel an arse or pussy or two under the water.

I just wanked to pics of a girl wit a nice bum

reposted from last thread so you don't miss it famalam
It's been 13 years, I've had two long term relationships (which lasted 5 and 3 years respectively) plus a year of one night stands and a few FWBs and I've almost never been able to get a full erection since. There has been the odd occasion when I've been able to but usually it's just a semi. Viagra sorts me right out so it isn't the end of the world but it is an annoyance.

What's the best way to get a 15 year old gf without loitering outside schools?

Asking for a friend

Volunteer at a Scout group.

>have an ID
>offer to buy them alcohol and give them a place to drink i.e your house

Stay where you are nonce

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sounds like someone has porn-induced erectile dysfunction m8

feel like it's no longer about your ex if it's been this long and this many partners.

DEANO, GAZZA, SMIFFY, GET 'ERE LADS WE GOT ONE WHO NEEDS A FOUR WAY BELLY BOUNCE

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reckon this'll work?

nah that's too full on mate they could just take the alcohol and then walk off

>Depeche Mode? Ah, you mean Chad Mode.

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Ah lost 8 years a my life tae roasies, 5 years to the first and three tae the second designed to get us aff it.

Gotta be up for 8 o'clock tomorrow morning. Like being in the fucking army or something.

Yeah I do the girls at scouts are impressionable and easy, you're a monster by the way.

that's what time i'm aiming for as well.
you being forced into it or self imposed early rise?

you should probably go to bed now lad

8 o'clock isn't early, even for a weekend
see you in church

>church starting at 8am
*taps larp jar*

How was the NJPW show, friend?

youtube.com/watch?v=6_o7L3v7_xU

Donald trump only sleeps four hours a week, wish I was like him

>back from the club at 10 past eleven
Were you in there for 10 minutes? What the fuck kind of time you going out at? Pointless even going out before midnight lid.

spank those girl scouts arses with the cane desu

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This is possibly my favourite sing of all time

youtu.be/aGSKrC7dGcY

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had some of this today, was delicious tbqh

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go to a whetherspoons then its absolutely fine

self imposed, gotta make a match

Could you please stop larping about being a nonce?

For me, it's 20 year old booktubers that are total wife material

wish i had an asian girlfriend, fuck white pigs

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ur a nonce, u nonce

Wizza only just and arrived lids waheyy

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youtube.com/watch?v=YrzPAiKEu6s
>and I've never been so alive, in years

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church starts at 9 or 10 but you don't wake up then, you need to shower and get dressed

When it started I'd watched porn vids about 15 times in my entire life and half of those had been dodgy VHS copies mates found in their dads bedroom and we put on for a laugh. Even 7 years after the ED started I'd only watched a handful more.

Yeah it's no longer about the ex at all, that's just when it started. Fuck knows what's caused it to continue for so long but viagra works as I said, so I don't even worry about it tbqh.

what a miserable arse

this but unironically and not about korean mutts but oriental qts

>tfw she will never bake you a cake
>tfw you will never lay on her soft breasts after a days toil
>tfw she will never bear my children
why live

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