Post the last text you got from a female (to whom you are not related)

Trap drama.

feels breddy good man. life is good

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*serbian
She put some drugs in my drink so i can "relax a bit" and "not be so stiff and serious all the time" while i wasnt looking.
Feel into a coma for 3 days and shes been sending "i love you" every single day and apologising to my sister
Needless to say, i didnt do shit, some women are just crazy and/or evil

Iplogged

Now you have something else to worry about.

Fucked her yet?

She used to send me nudes and flirt and shit. Then she ghosted me so I got mad and pretended to be suicidal and faked my suicide. I started giving her shit by pretending to be my sister and told her my death is all her fault. I eventually felt bad and told her the truth and tried to get back with her

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Ah okay, I misjudged you. Fuck that crazy bitch.

"Aren't there no websites for selling domain?"

Really bizzare that you keep posting this.

Wow you are extraordinarily retarded, you think you would be able to get back with someone after you "faked" your own suicide to try and win them back? You are fucking pathetic

i barely visit this board but I've seen you post this before. Why are you so proud of this?

wanna be friends fellow serbanon

Was planning to, not anymore definetly, still a virginfag
I understand, have a nice evening
You from Blegrade? We can be online too actually

I just missed the nudes. She had a really nice body. Thought I might as well try

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lmao what a fag, fuck off with your teenage drama emonigger

Banja Luka actually
tho I visit Belgrade pretty often

Good work, OP. Anyway you could make a collage out of all these messages?

I'm genuinely entertained which is rare on this board.

Nah. Im too lazy to. If you make one for me I would save it

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Post all the messages from start to finish and maybe I will.

shes clearly right about you since you keep spamming this shit
fuck off nigger you are part of whats making this board so shit

THIS CUNT IS SO FUCKING BASED KEK.
ASKING FOR NUDES AFTER HE FAKES HIS SUICIDE HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Well I dont have everything saved in chat but here is when I first started acting suicidal to attract her attention

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This would be the next pic. Then the order goes like this:

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what is your problem user?

orijinul

she owns like 10 thrasher shirts

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mum telling me a neighbor died

Good friend from air cadets checking in as she heads out for hs, while I'm set for uni

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No because she browses this board and will abuse me if I do.

shut the fuck up you made the same thread a few months ago

srbe na vrbe

inshallah you'll be thrown across the Drina when Bosno bros and Crotes get woke again

Hope mail from idols count, the girl I got it from is on the left
inb4 >paying for human interaction

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Here you go OP she kind of a crazy bitch but it's whatever

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>sending a picture of some blatantly sexual image
>"I saw this and was reminded of you"
pretty autistic user.

It's in spanish so if anyone wants to translate i'm still sleeping.

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I hope this girl tells all her friends and everybody around you finds out you did this. But me saying this is already giving you the edgy angsty teenage attention you so desire, since people have already said you posted this before.

Found a beautiful Russian gf.
I can now get off this site.
See ya, losers!

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How long have you been posting this shit op? Two months? Three? I an sure other girls have texted you, dipshit. Mo idea why you keep spamming this.
Also pic related. A very normal convo.

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i just miss general chitchat/playing vidya with her desu.

What scares me isn't what you did, but your relentless resposting of these screenshots, the thread is always the same, damn.

Sometimes I just sit there looking at our conversation hoping she'd talk to me again.

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This shit looks some much like a catfish. Even the fucking message looks like it was made by someone that thinks every slav writes like they have a shitty stereotypical eastern European English accent

Damnit user I wanted him to get fucking kidnapped for being that retarded to believe THAT is real. Way to ruin the fun man.

>its ok 030
6 months ago

Only text I've got from a woman

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All I got from that text was "Eat my ass"
I'd just tell her I'd eat her ass

I just read her other texts. You dumbass piece of shit pedophile. You fucking tried to get with a highschool girl and then you pretended to fucking kill yourself like a petty piece of shit you are. After that, you had the fucking nerve to ask her for more goddamn nudes. You are fucking trash

That's really fucking nasty and manipulative user, I hope someone kicks you in the nuts for this

Wew lad, life is actually decent for once

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The only female I've texted since I got this phone (last year) was my mother.

>Yay x

Are you actually fucking retarded?
have you ever used a computer before

She wont tell anyone because I still have her nudes lol

How am I the bad guy? I gave her the attention and love she wanted and our relationship was great. She was the asshole for ghosting me. I texted her everyday twice for one month straight after she ghosted me hoping she would reply. By then it was pretty obvious she didnt lose her phone or something so I made her feel the pain I felt. If anything I did the right thing

>Faking suicide

Geez user, that's some high caliber autism right here.

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I forgot that this is where the actual autists hang

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What did you block out?

let us see that body then

I would rather not get banned

upload it to imgur and post the link. noone gets banned.

>got mad and faked my suicide
okay, whatever
>eventually felt bad and told her the truth
cringe
>tried to get back with her
CRINGE

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Not gonna post a pic because I get nervous about that kinda shit and it's on Snap anyway, but it was me telling her that I would talk to her later. I just needed a fucking break. This chick is fucking obsessed with me and I don't know why, especially because she's a total thot and I despise thottery. She always tries to steer the conversation towards sexual shit and sometimes I cave in and then I feel dirty about it. And she never stops texting me, from the moment I wake up and respond to the moment one of us goes to sleep. It's maddening.

no offense but she seems dumb and kinda uninterested

friends GF
Bitch still hasnt paid me

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my friend's fiance.

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What's wrong with Viva la Vida?

Just fuck her and she will stop

>What's wrong with Viva la Vida?

user, I...

She doesn't even live near me ffs, lives quite a few states away. She found me from a post online and took a liking to me I guess. It's fucking bizarre.

Dated this chick back high school. Broke up with her for cheating on me in our junior year. Haven't spoken to her in years and I have no idea why she keeps messaging me

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Forgot to censor her name at the bottom, what the fuck ever lol

>mein fucking sides
Based autist

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I wouldn't have noticed that if you hadn't pointed it out

cash in on the coochie, never talk to her again afterwards

she's trying to take the moral high ground and be an "adult about it", girls always do that, I guess it helps them sleep at night.

Heh yes do it

I wouldn't even be able to get hard. She really let herself go, and she wasn't exactly a beauty even then

Finally, topshelf autism.
Very cool Op

He truly is user, he truly is

lol are you a fucking woman dude

Maybe she wanted to rape you, that's hot

I want to twist this a bit, because this wasn't the last text I got from a girl but it was one of the most noteworthy because of how fucking nuts it was on the receiving end. First, some context: my best friend and I joined a bunch of r9k type discord servers (sheep village et al) last year, and in one of them we met this girl who we got talking to a lot over the next two or so months. Somehow, she went from wanting to kill herself to finding some renewed sense of purpose in life and in one of the servers we created she managed to meet her current boyfriend, so in some weird way this bitch found a renewed purpose on life just from a shitty discord server set up by two losers who just shitpost 24/7. Anyway, fast forward a few months and I'm starting to get really fucking sick of my best friend, in part due to him doing this kind of "trolling" where he would get trannies to send nudes to him and then leak them for everyone to see, and kept talking about how posting child porn "for the meme". It was really heinous and reprehensible shit, and as someone who's naturally very anxious and on edge about my behavior online, I just didn't want to associate with it. So I just stopped talking to him and gave him a cold shoulder; got to admit, it's a pretty shitty way to handle things and ideally I should have just confronted him about it, but I didn't.
Now here's where this fucking bitch comes in. I had told her privately that I didn't want to talk to my friend anymore and still kept in contact with her. One night, she messages me on Snapchat (I later found out she was incredibly fucking drunk) and goes at me for being a "bad friend" and a pussy for not wanting to talk to my friend. I kept trying to explain to her that this is just an issue between the two of us and it doesn't concern her, but said all this cringy shit about how she thought my friend was "like a brother to her". (cont)

It eventually ended with her telling me to go fuck myself and saying that she was going to leak any shit I said in private to my friend.
It's one of the few times in my life where I've genuinely been shocked to the core because it was so out of left field. I've since made up with my best friend and we both laughed at how much of a fucking idiot she was.

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I want a femanon to abuse me.

post tits already faggot

If I post them then its not personal nudes anymore. Theres no better feeling then having nudes custom taken for you with a caption for you and no one else seeing them

I don't belong here, I know.

We were at a party playing an extensive game of Uno and texting each other this shit under the table, across from each other. She's really into me calling her names and slapping her around, and as someone who only recently lost his virginity I feel weird about it. At the same time, it's extremely empowering to me personally.

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The inly text from a girl I get are The ones from my mother asking my what we she should buy at the supermarket

Lol I'm so fucking drunk

I can't recall if I ever in my life got a text message from a non related female, and I am oldcel

It's in Spanish. Basically my dom saying good night and to use cream to alleviate the bruises on my butt.

kek based schizo autist