If you had a put a warning on your tinder profile, what would you put?

If you had a put a warning on your tinder profile, what would you put?

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the fucking ass on Jesse my dudes.

>Jesse will never sit on your face and kill you

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>unemployed
>travel the world
Oh nonononononooooo

>there is not enough Jesses for all of us
Why even live?

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a picture of myself

>unemployed
>I like to travel
She left out that she gets paid to fulfill men's amazon femdom fetish.

I guess I'd warn them that I'm fucking fat.

why fucking even live bros

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all her friends are black because she only fucks black dudes right?

bump in g tha th read

Has anyone tried to unironically put "incel" in their bio?
I think that would slay on dating apps, esp if you look decent

Warning: I'm not very interesting and I don't have much to talk about

My name is Buck and I like to fuck

My name is Sneed and I like to feed

>14 inches taller than me
fuck bros I want to feel her warmth

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>No car
Would save me a lot of time

>6ft 7
>female

Uhhh... yikes. This is a tranny

far cry 3 reference

>Warning: Premature Ejaculator

>far cry 3 reference

It's a Kill Bill reference, zoomer

unironically considering putting "horny and lonely" in my tinder bio

Total fucking ly. Big white girls love black dudes.

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>Convicted felon but certainly not dangerous.

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Stoopid zoomer, go watch a non-superhero movie.

>I WILL choke you when we fuck.

FUCKKK I NEED TO BREED THAT AMAZONIAN GODESS WITH MY 8" THICK DICK.
IF ONLY I CAN BE A FUCKING CHAD AT 6'7" INSTEAD OF 6'

haahah imagine licking her asshole while she facesits you with her giant ass hahah just imagine, that would be so funny hahahaha

>6'7" barefoot

oh GOD i NEED HER SNUU SNUUUUUUUU

oh GOD i NEED TO DIE AHHHHHHHH

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24 year old friendless virgin aspie man

Who can even get women like these? NBA players? I doubt she'd settle for even a regular chad.

imagine this chick on top of you cowgirl and she rides you dick until it cums. and even when you do come, she'll keep fucking you until every last drop of cum is released out of your balls.
this female OP posted is built to breed children that will grow up to become titans that are extremly tall, fast, smart, and strong. Any guy that gets the chance to get her pregnant is lucky and will forever live in fear for he will have every man on earth to compete against to procreate with her.

just found out its fake...
jesus user, you had me believing this goddes existed out there for me to dox and breed.

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stop it user
just let us have the dream
a perfect mommy

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damn, I'd still give it to her

hmm now the negress looks pretty good in comparison

Sorry to break your heart, frankly I didn't know either. I figured it was but hey I've got a thing for social media style porn.

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