Ideal Partner

Post what you are looking for in your ideal partner

> Gender/Sex

> Body type/Height

>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity

>Hobbies

>Location

if a person is your match it is your duty to make contact with them and start things off

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Don't be shy guys, you might find your significant other just lurking through this board, keep your hopes up :)

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> Gender/Sex
Male, no femboy shit
> Body type/Height
5'4-5'10
>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
Any race, defined jaw, straight nose, low brow, thick eyebrows
>Hobbies
shopping for junk at goodwill, shitposting, getting drunk and playing vidya, binging 70 episode anime series in a weekend, getting high and sitting on the roof, shit talking about people we hate

> Gender/Sex
Mother(As in making the baby, not mommy gf, even tho it's ok)
> Body type/Height
Capable of altering photons to express different types of phenotypes
>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
Natural Green Hair, some leafes and vines
>Hobbies
Making babies
>Location
There

Since when Jow Forums became dating site?

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> Gender
male
> Body type/Height
above 5'7, average weight
> Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
asian or white, pale, dark hair, straight nose
> Hobbies
playing vidya, cuddling, deepsearching the web for weird stuff with me, watching horrible christmas movies, helping me cook dinner

Because you guys keep shooting up school and suicide due to lonelyness

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Ok, i'm ready.
Choose the platform for us to message, we can watch a horrible christmast movie right now in streaming while we know eachoter better.
I suggest some chinese one with subtitles or some weird country which has like 2% christians

>finding a virgin on Jow Forums
kek

haha, okay! how about discord? drop your user

most people that browse r9k would fit your criteria don't you have anything more specific you'd like? it is an ideal partner thread after all

> Gender/Sex
Trans with big peen
> Body type/Height
Taller side
>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
Cute and black
>Hobbies
Video games, history and music.
>Location
South Carolina

i care more about them being kind than i do the looks n all that

Hi OP here again, make sure you keep things private, especially your discord tag.

There is a lot of weirdos on here so I would suggest using protonmail or some other tool like that.

Stay safe

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I'm going to make this very long so it doesn't show in catalog or in the index of recent posts so, after writing this things could let us be close, so this is a little friendly virtual hug to show appreciation for us to share bonds and pheraps
anony11#0117

this is IDEAL, so make sure you don't confuse others by posting yourself.

Most likely pointless like always but sure

> Gender/Sex
Biological female
> Body type/Height
5'11+ would be perfect but not a requirement. Not overweight.
>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
Ginger or blonde hair with light eyes (so white), face I don't really know.
>Hobbies
Reading, vidya, philosophy, history, going to museums, cycling or walking through nature
>Location
NW Europe preferably, but could be anywhere

> Gender/Sex
male
> Body type/Height
5'7 and above, not fat
>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
chinese, like me; doesn't matter if ugly as long as you know how to dress properly
>Hobbies
league of legends, coop video games, anime, hating niggers, hating white people, killing trannies, school shooting, erp, being gay, dogs, r9k
>Location
southeast asia

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Here's the irrefutable ideal right here:
>the one you can procreate with
>whatever
>white
>a good few shared hobbies
>dependent on your risk tolerance and money, less tolerance and/or money requires closer distance

>> Gender/Sex
twink or tomboyish girl
>> Body type/Height
Athletic/thin, 5'4"-6'1"
>>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
cute, white. maybe japanese/korean
>>Hobbies
music (musician), shitposting?, vidya, outdoorsy stuff
>>Location
Midwest USA

No I don't, those are just special snowflakes.

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Cringeposting 101

>gender/sex
a girl
>body type/height
not deformed
>Appearance
any race, not facially deformed
>hibbies
spending time w/ boyfrend
>location
New ENgland

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I can't tell if you're messing with me or being serious. You're a male right?

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Yes I stated "gay" in my post

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Why even fucking bother? It's not like anyone is ever going to reciprocate feelings.

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>nice
>near me
>pale
>smells nice
>wants to cuddle and watch old movies with me

Apologises for debating too hard...

pls delete this post ty in advance

Why should I? It's not like anyone is ever going to reciprocate feelings.

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Good luck xiong di...

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you're alright user I like your reaction images. I'd go on a week bender with you and have some crazy robot times in SEA desu

People can smell your negative energy user, don't say such a thing the universe works in mysterious ways, I found my significant other on this board and would like others to experience the joy I am experiencing right now

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Are you feminine? Or cute?

You don't want a man, you just feel alone!
Seek help, and help shall you recive.
BLESSINGS!

Thanks, but no thanks. I like not having AIDS.
>it's a good thing bombs always land in smoking craters

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I don't know what your definition of cute is

I fit your criteria but I'm already taken, good luck user.

I really hope you find someone like this. I'm sorry that I can't be that for you.

Are you a gay chink?

Yeah, it's weird isn't it? I live in the states and managed to find a feminine boyfriend in my college, good luck user, you'll find one as well one day.

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>>gender: female
Body: not fat, and with a shapely bottom
Appearance: brown skinned
Hobbies: really really smart, introverted stoner chick.

>Gender
Male
>Appearance
Tall, dark hair, not black, nice face, skinny figure
>Hobbies
vidya, movies, animes, drugs, philosophy
>location
Anywhere

when's the wedding?
(discord?)

Smoking weed rn, do you like other girls? Just curious i'm a male myself

A girl who is introverted and uncomfortable around other people and has never really fit in anywhere, and just wants to live a simple life. Gets sentimental or nostalgic easily. Personally understands feelings of long-sustained loneliness and social isolation, self-hatred, despair/hopelessness, etc. Closely shares mutual interests and hobbies with me. Has tastes similar to mine. Likes the same or similar kinds of rock music. Likes studying languages. Likes video games and manga/anime. Shares ideas and works on creative projects with me. Shares files and things she's interested in with me. Plays music and comes up with songs with me. Learns and practices languages with me, etc.

>> Gender/Sex
Female
>> Body type/Height
5'6-6'0
>>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
Preferably white but any race would be fine, slim body, cute face, cute smile, no physical abnormalities or any type of disabilities, not perfect skin, light/no makeup (important)
>>Hobbies
Vidya, watching anime with me, going on long walks, shitposting, exploring weird things on the internet, going to museums, cooking,
>>Location
Preferably in the same country but I think long distance might be a good start for me since I haven't talked to any girls for pretty much my entire life irl except for one e-friend that I met up with. If it were to be long distance I would prefer someone that speaks English natively. So Australia, Canada, US, UK.

I don't really think about what my ideal would be that much because I feel like that might set my bar too high but I have no idea. I don't know how to find girls to talk to online or irl other than dating apps which terrify me and /soc/ which is a shit board.

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You leave your tag, am too paranoid it to give mine

Not at all :/ why do you ask ?

> Gender/Sex
Female (female)
>Body Type/ height
Slim but also curvy. Heightwise 5'0" to 5'5" would be ideal.
>Appearance facial wise
Cute, I guess? I don't have any specific criteria I can list for a cute face but I know one when I see one.
>ethnicity
White.
>Hobbies
Anything I could enjoy with her like gaming or watching TV shows, would like if she had some interests I didn't share too, like art or cooking.
>location
Ireland although the UK would do.

I seem to have mixed up the categories a bit. I am tired and a bit tipsy.

Get ready to be disappointed
>biologically female
>5ft 4 to 5ft 10, slim to slight overweight
>clean appearance, facial symmetry, straight hair, anything of normal color
>white passing
>anything introverted and independent work (bookstores, drawing, music, artwork, therapy, research, etc)
>don't be arrogant or dishonest
>no meme illnesses besides depression
>lack of empathy or tendency to victim blame is an automatic disqualification
>anywhere in North America that has decent entry jobs

If you dont mind tattoos i check out on all the requirements

>Jow Forums anons complain about women disregarding manlets
>whilst simultaneously rejecting giraffewomen

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I'd prefer a giraffewomen but I'm a manlet myself so

>female
>Just not a fucking whale and we're good, having a stomach is okay
>no preferences on race, I prefer deep loving eyes and a warming smile
>N/a

Looking for
> Gender/Sex
Female, no faggot shit, no underage, 18-26
> Body type/Height
Not obese, under 5'11"
>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
White
>Hobbies
Games, anime/tv, movies idunno
>Location
midwest, preferably illinois

>Sexual history because fuck you I'm adding this
0, no sexual partners

I am:
> Gender/Sex
Male, 24
> Body type/Height
Somewhat built but with a bit of a belly, kind of an inbetween, lost 30 lbs this year tho
>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
White, can't grow a beard for shit
>Hobbies
Games, anime, movies etc, can get into traveling/outdoorsy shit tho
>Location
midwest US
>Sexual history
0, KHV, did some LDRs a LONG time ago tho

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>fatass boring neckbeard
>requires women to not be fat

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> Gender/Sex
girl
> Body type/Height
slim, 5'5-5'10
>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
northern european
>Hobbies
nature, hiking, high iq (not shounen) anime/manga, classical music and or plays an instrument
>Location
anywhere, i would prefer a online relationship

I don't need a sow ruining my progress, and there's a difference between obese and fat, I'm willing to make huge exceptions on this

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>implying this isn't first choice
That's really the problem. Men have varied tastes. Women seem to all want to same guy with a different lifestyle veneer on top.

> Gender/Sex
Female, of the two X chromosomes type
> Body type/Height
Tall
>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
White
>Hobbies
Shooting, vidya, anime, whatever else
>Location
Southeast US
Also has to be a virgin (yes, sodomy is unacceptable as well), if you're not cool with Catholics then move along

>Female
>Skinny/height doesnt matter
>Pale
>Anime and vidya
>United States (I'm in alabama)

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>female
>thin or maybe a little chubby
>at least a 6/10, any race fine
>vidya, anime, coding
>US

>> Gender/Sex
trans male
>> Body type/Height
taller and a little over average weight
>>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
strong jaw, mexican, perfect skin
>>Hobbies
vidyas and never wanting children is a must

strange to see other chinks on here

>> Gender/Sex
Check
>> Body type/Height
Check
>>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
Check. But my lower jaw may be too defined. Check pic
>>Hobbies
Check everything except le weed

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>Male(male)

>chubby/fat over 6'2"

>brown eyes, nice but ungroomed eyebrows, stubble like he wasn't shaved in a week, neck beard, straight teeth, white

>anything but anime

>Ontario Canada

> Gender/Sex
female
> Body type/Height
very skinny (or at least thin)/around my height (5'9")
>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
pale with dark black/near-black hair|white or Asian or hapa
>Hobbies
Something feminine, sweet (make up or fashion or knitting), maybe something nerdy
>Location
American Midwest

Almost the exact opposite of me would be my ideal bf, I'm male btw
kinda short, thin, smol pp, high voice, nice hair, smooth and soft skin
I'm kinda tall and hung with a deep voice and I'd treat him like a gf lol

I'm getting sick of my gf but don't really wanna be alone without someone to take care of. Annoying.

How old are you and what is your discord please sorry

> Gender/Sex
biological female, no traps, no trannies, no bullshit
> Body type/Height
average, below 5'8
>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
Short, dark hair (this is important). Don't care about ethnicity.
>Hobbies
don't care. music maybe.
>Location
Midwest Merica

user pls ;_; I really want to talk to you

He doesnt want you bertha

She has to be racist and listen to Devo.

:( sorry I'm just super lonely tonight

Beautiful... Like a solar eclipse

> f
> below 5'9
> soft, somewhat plain, but in a cute way
> hiking
> ne USA

>biological female
>hourglass/6'4
>face like pic related and any ethnicity
>going on Jow Forums, GOOD memes, marvel comics
> yeehaw land, 'murca

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>Post what you are looking for in your ideal partner
I cannot be loved.

> Gender/Sex
Female
> Body type/Height
Petite or plump, not fat. I like pale women but it's whatever. Weird heights(very short or very tall) are pretty cool
>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
I like women's hair, regardless of whether it's short or long but if it's pretty I love it.
Idc about ethnicity but white, indian or azn is based.
Massive eyes is cool. I like women with small hands to squeeze

>Hobbies
music, books, anime, lifting, math
>Location
anywhere

Post your discord please, I not sure if its polite to take someone else's contact after asking for someone else's but I don't think they're interested

Post more of these funny images user, haha!

> Gender/Sex
Doesnt matter. I love everyone. Although to be quite honest I have trouble relating to and associating with men despite being one.

> Body type/Height
Body type isnt that important, just dont be obese, some meat is okay. For height just dont be a midget

>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
Cute face>>>>body. Ethnicity doesnt matter but I love white, hispanic, or asian people.

>Hobbies
Vidya
Browsing Jow Forums like me
Tinkering
Have deep conversations and have actual emotion

>Location
Im in the Charlotte, NC area but im moving to Ohio next year. E-frens work too.

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99% of the lurkers here :D

I fit this, although its a very generic description.

> Gender/Sex
Female (female)
> Body type/Height
less than 1.60m nice ass and hips not fat no skinny
>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
Nip, Ellen Wong (knives Chao) look alike.
>Hobbies
art/music
>Location
i dont care, i would go wherever she is.

I have a girlfriend but ill be your friend. Why not.

> Gender/Sex
Female/Lots

> Body type/Height
Fit/Average

>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
Asian (can't give birth to gingers)

>Hobbies
Roasting autistic faggots on Jow Forums

>Location
The vagina

Well that didnt take long, what caught your eye user?

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>Female

>Living

>Human

>Existing

>Anywhere in the omniverse as long as I can date/marry her

She can also have a dick I'm not picky.

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> Gender/Sex
Female (female)
> Body type/Height
Not obese. Ideally short.
>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
Cute.
>Hobbies
Will play my favourite JRPGs while I watch.
>Location
Australia/New Zealand.

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>female
>just not a whale
>anything smooth really. Just don't be a chernobyl child
>vidya, music, art and movies
>brazil

Well i was reading every entry and say you where ok with friends as well. So i figured, why not? Haha

the reek of sorrow and onions

>all (female) posts
Yup, it's really fucking nothing

>tfw mine wasn't and still no responses
I guess I'm not a female tho

Why dont you be the female for them user or do you have a boipussy?

Which was yours? Originanal

Well why not...

> Gender/Sex
female

> Body type/Height
from slim to chubby (no bony or morbid obese), up to 200 cm (6'7)

>Appearance facial wise and ethnicity
Ideally not too deformed, longer hair of any color or just natural color hair, ethnicity doesn't matter

>Hobbies
gaming, anime, walks, animals

>Location
central Europe pref.